Matt Fargo (70 page)

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In my experience, it’s pretty hard to find food in Japan that is actually bad. Even the hot lunches served at the poorest elementary school in Japan are light years tastier than the shit that Americans eat. If you’re British, even homeless people in Japan eat better than you. But let’s imagine that you do get served something that doesn’t taste quite right while you’re in Japan. Be sure to express your discontent immediately and vocally, because by now you probably already have food poisoning.