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Authors: Dirty Japanese: Everyday Slang From "What's Up?" to "F*%# Off!"

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Excuse me!
sumimasen
Tipping is not practiced in Japan. But it’s completely acceptable to get the waiter’s attention by banging on your table and throwing silverware while yelling “sumimasen!” Waiters are basically at your beck and call. On the other hand, it’s not acceptable practice to ask for certain ingredients to be left out of a dish, or for less salt, or for a doggy bag to take your leftovers home in. The following sorts of situations are where you want to use sumimasen.
< EXCUSE ME, BUT

sumimasen. . .
. . .can we order?
. . .chūmon shite mo ī desuka
. . .what do you recommend?
. . .nanika osusume wa arimasu ka
. . .how much is this?
. . .kore ikura desu ka
. . .will this make me full?
. . .kore de onaka ippai ni nareru kana
. . .what’s in this?
. . .kore wa nani ga haitteirundesu ka
. . .can I get one of these?
. . .kore o kudasai
. . .can I get a menu?
. . .me’nyū o kudasai
. . .this tastes weird.
. . .kore aji ga hen desu ga
. . .does this have MSG?
. . .aji no moto wa haitte masu ka
. . .can I get some water?
. . .mizu o kudasai
. . .can I get a fork?
. . .fōku o kudasai
. . .what’s the holdup?
. . .zutto matte irundesu ga
. . .can I have your phone number?
. . .denwabangō o oshiete kuremasen ka

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