You know where I can get me some of that white powder? shiroi kona ga te ni hairu toko wakaru
Cut me up a big, fat line.
omoikkishi futē rain o hītoite kure
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Let’s go into the bathroom for a bump.
chotto toire itte snitte kukka
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I’m not going to be in Japan long, so I don’t need you to hook me up with a dealer.
nihon ni wa nagaku iru tsumori wa nainde bainin no shōkai wa iranai
Are all Japanese comedians on coke? nihon no owarai san wa minna kōku yatten’no
CHAPTER 4
BODY JAPANESE
The Japanese ideal
nihonjin no risō
The Japanese ideal is a little different than the American ideal, but probably not all that different. I mean, in Africa they like girls with elongated labia, and in Europe I’ve heard it’s cool for guys to wear those weenie soccer shoes.
< HE/SHE HAS
…
kare/kanojo wa. . .
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. . .a small head
. . .atama ga chīsai
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. . .a slender face
. . .kao ga hosoi
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. . .round eyes
. . .kurikuri me
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. . .a short torso and long legs
. . .dōtan chōsoku
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. . .a good figure
. . .sutairu ga ī
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< HE/SHE IS
…
kare/kanojo wa. . .
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. . .cute (guys and girls, but mostly girls)
. . .kawaī
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. . .pretty (girls)
. . .kirei
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. . .beautiful (girls)
. . .utsukushī
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. . .hot (guys) or cool (girls)
. . .kakko ī
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. . .stylish
. . .oshare
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. . .popular with the opposite sex
. . .mote mote
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. . .hip
. . .iketeru
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