Authors: Dennis Larsen
items from the refrigerator and sat them on
the counter. Carefully opening the
cupboards he used his LED penlight to
search for a bowl and some cereal. He
assumed every home in America surely
would have some type of cereal. It didn’t
take him long to find everything he was
looking for, however, he was not entirely
pleased with the brands of cereal that
Katie had available, but he settled on the
Raisin Bran and poured himself a small
bowl, covering the flakes with milk.
Sitting at the table in the dark he
drank his glass of juice and ate the cereal,
always listening for any movement from
the back bedroom. Nothing came as he
polished off the snack but before cleaning
up he positioned his Polaroid camera
across the table from himself, lined it up
so it would take the image from his mouth
and down, showing the juice glass in one
hand and a spoonful of cereal in the other,
as well as capturing the bowl on the table
with his torso behind.
He positioned the penlight in such
a way to help illuminate the picture
without providing additional clues as to
who he was, but wanted to send a message
that he could come into any home and do
whatever he wanted. The picture turned
out exactly as he had hoped, not too much
detail but enough to see what he was
doing. The Polaroid went back into the
backpack and he removed the digital
camera.
The living room was just off the
kitchen and at the front of the house. The
main entry led here and the room was
fairly dark, even with the large bay
window curtains open, due to the
abundance of trees outside blocking most
of the light from the moon and stars. He
crossed the room, closed the curtains and
found a small table lamp, which he turned
on. Not enough light to alert a sleepless
neighbor but enough to help him
accomplish his task at hand.
In the room she had two recliners
positioned across from a 42” television
sitting atop an entertainment center that
was full of DVD’s and a sound system.
There were two oval end tables, each
topped with small lamps, and a telephone
atop its’ charger on the stand nearest the
kitchen. A coffee table was positioned
between the recliners and had a dirty plate
and glass resting where she’d left them
before going to bed, a small couch sat
perfectly between the recliners and behind
the coffee table. The piece looked like it
didn’t get used much as she still had it
covered with plastic.
The intruder imagined how he
might like to rearrange the furniture and
once he had the picture in his mind he got
to work. He used the small square cuts of
plastic to put under the legs of the larger
furniture pieces and was able to slide
them, with minimal noise, into place.
Before long the room looked entirely
different but still very well kept and
stylish. The dirty dishes were taken to the
sink where he washed them, along with
the ones he had used, setting them on a dry
dishtowel next to the empty sink. Before
moving the furniture he had been sure to
take a ‘before’ picture, then once
everything was where he wanted it he took
an ‘after’ photo. He was really having a
good time and was thankful that the
slumbering Katie was none the wiser.
The nighttime interior decorator
had almost forgotten about the spray paint,
but seeing it sitting on the kitchen table
reminded him that he had a few more
things to get done. Taking the paint in hand
he stepped from the kitchen into the
hallway and was about to enter the living
room when he saw a light suddenly appear
under the door at the end of the hallway.
His heart jumped into his throat
and he froze, unable to move or breathe.
Slowly, he backed up retracing his steps
until he had reached the kitchen table.
Rummaging around in the pack he found
what he was looking for, and removed the
can of pepper spray he’d picked up in a
hunting store a few months ago when he’d
been traveling through Kentucky. Seems
they use it there for defense against black
bears but he suspected it would be just as
effective against middle-aged women in
nightgowns as well.
One side of him was screaming to
get the hell out of there and the other was
pushing him beyond limits he’d never
known. How could he leave yet, still
didn’t have any pictures of what really
interested him personally. The work he’d
been paid to do was pretty much taken
care of but he wanted it all. At any
moment he expected her to open the door
and come walking down the hallway, but
it didn’t happen. Patiently he listened as
he inched his way down the hallway to the
point that he was standing just outside her
door again, this time with the pepper
spray in one hand and his camera in the
other. If she was going to get a face full of
this stuff he wanted to document it for
later review.
Intently he listened and then he
heard some movement coming from inside
the room. He tried to imagine what was
happening on the other side of the door, he
strained for clarity. The sound of her
moving about on the bed was followed by
the box springs squeaking as he pictured
her sitting on the edge of the bed getting
ready to stand.
“What’s she doing in there?” he
thought. “Does she know something is
wrong? Do I bust through the door and
pepper spray her into oblivion or simply
wait?”
He chose the latter, inched as
close to the door as he dared, closed his
eyes and focused on the auditory signals
coming from the bedroom. Time stood
still as he listened and waited. Another
sound, this time the opening and closing of
a drawer in rapid succession, followed by
an
unmistakable
quick
‘CHKKK
CHKKK’, metal sliding smoothly against
metal in a finely engineered mechanism.
THUMP thump, THUMP thump,
THUMP thump, his heart hammered
against his chest wall making it almost
impossible to hear as the sound echoed in
his ears. His blood pressure rising, and
with it the swishing sound of blood in his
own head. Footsteps! Yes footsteps, he
was sure of it! Getting louder, moving
toward the door, then stopping. Had she
heard him or noted the door to her
bedroom was now closed? He was
overcome with fear but the adrenalin
blasting through his arteries kept him
rooted in place, finger on the button of the
pepper spray.
“Here it comes!” The night
crawler readied himself for the assault but
the opportunity never came. A few
minutes passed and he could hear a toilet
flush and feet moving back to the bed.
Quietly he waited, held his breath
and listened, expecting the light to be
turned off and the sound of intermittent
snoring to begin again. Instead he could
hear the box springs giving way to her
weight, then again the metallic ‘CHKKK
CHKKK’.
“Does this woman go the bathroom
with a shotgun?” he thought, not wanting
his initial impression to be true.
There was nothing he could do but
wait. His back ached from having to stand
so perfectly still for so long. His
imagination was running wild, conjuring
up all sorts of outlandish possibilities,
each of which had a very negative impact
on his health. He shuffled his feet,
lowered the camera and spray to allow his
muscles a quick break. They’d be useless
in a fight if it came to that. Ambient
sounds from the bedroom could again be
heard coming through the door, the rustling
of sheets and covers and bed springs
reacting to her trying to get comfortable.
The noises continued for a second or two
before there was complete silence. He
took a deep breath in and slowly blew it
out continuing to be absolutely motionless
and quiet, then as quickly as it had all
started the light under the door vanished.
He waited, huddled by the door,
until he could make out the delicate
sounds of her sleeping and then returned to
the work at hand. Time was running short
and he had to be out of there soon to make
it back to the van and home before the sun
came up. He anticipated all hell would
break loose in the morning once Mrs.
Criddle woke up and discovered his
antics of the night.
Methodically he packed up his
things, matching everything that went back
into the backpack with a list he had
created earlier. Once he was sure that he
had all his belongings he took the paint
back to the living room and wrote in large
bold letters above the couch, ‘We’re
Back!’. Last but not least he needed a
picture of the heart-stopping Katie. With
the digital camera in hand he crept back to
her entry, took a preparatory deep breath
and put enough pressure on the door to
swing it open.
The gap was just big enough for
him to get through but he didn’t slide in
until he ducked his head around the edge,
checking to make sure she wasn’t sitting
up in bed with a shotgun aimed at the
door. He was relieved to see her lying on
her back with her right leg again under the
covers and her left leg slipped out from
the sheets and lying bent into a figure four
with the other.
Emboldened, he entered the room,
lifted the camera and took a couple of
pictures of his victim, as she lay so
exposed to his penetrating eyes. Suddenly
she shifted, pulled her left leg back under
the covers and rolled over on her right
side, her face now directed to the
bathroom and the diffuse light coming
from the partially open door. She pulled
her knees to her chest and hugged herself
in a fetal position before her steady, even
breaths returned.
The intruder waited for her to
settle down before moving even closer to
Katie. He moved slowly and deliberately
to the side of the mattress, careful not to
bring his feet down too heavily on the
hardwood flooring. Rounding the end of
the bed, he could see a book and a pair of
spectacles on the night table along with an
alarm clock that read 3:18. Keeping his
eye on the Criddle woman he swung his
right foot forward, and in the same motion
brought the camera up to get a profile
picture of his sleeping prize. Without
warning his right foot slammed into
something shadowed at the base of the
bed. Pain shot through his stocking clad
toes, radiating upward through his leg and
sending signals to his brain to scream in
agony. Rather than uttering a string of
blasphemies, he dropped to his knees,
grabbed his aching foot and rubbed the
injured digits. Katie had not budged and
her slumbering remained stable as he
nursed his throbbing extremity.
Once he regained his composure
the prowler looked for the instrument of
his discomfort, and there lying next to his
swollen foot, was a prosthetic leg.
“Now I’d say that was some vital,
need-to-know information,” he thought.
The attachment was skin-toned,
designed for coupling at the knee with a
metallic latching mechanism near the top.
He considered taking it as a reward for
his efforts, but excused the thought when
he imagined himself walking down the
road with a leg sticking out of his
backpack. Finally rising to his feet, he
took one last parting shot of Katherine and
backed from her room.
The long walk back to the van
would be agonizing but at the least the