Authors: Dennis Larsen
might speak to Seymour?” her voice
quivered slightly, as she made the request.
“So would I,” his mother said
back into the receiver. “Never get much of
a chance to see him these days, I think he
sleeps here cause his bed is tussled in the
mornin’ and food is missing from the
fridge but he’s nothing more than a ghost
around here, I'm afraid.”
“Sorry to hear it,” Blanche
sincerely responded.
“Can I take a message or you
could try his cell?”
“He’s got a cell phone?” she
questioned, wishing she had had that
information before trying his home.
On his fixed income and school
expenses she hadn’t imagined he could
afford a phone as well, but then again
every kid eight and older had a cell phone
these days.
“Yup, not for very long. Would
you like the number?”
“That would be helpful, thank
you,” her pulse slowing, with the cheerful
mood of the call.
“You ready? 229-412-3838, don’t
have any idea where he is tonight but you
are welcome to give him a try. Do you
mind me asking what this is in reference
to?” his mother questioned the stranger.
“No, not at all, this is Blanche
Delaney, I work with Seymour at the
library. I just had a couple of work related
questions for him. While I’ve got you, I
must tell you, he’s a very courteous young
man and a pleasure to work with.”
“Thank you, thank you very much,
it’s nice to hear once in awhile that your
efforts are paying off. Hasn’t been easy
‘round here since his father passed but
don’t know what I'd do without him. I’ve
heard him talk about you. You the pretty
red haired woman?”
Blanche could feel her cheeks
warming and reflexively turning red, “I
guess you could say my hair is a shade of
red, everybody else at the library is
graying so guess that would be me.”
“Well, this here boy of mine has
got a tender heart and I believe a pretty
big crush on you. I’d appreciate it if you’d
be careful with his feelings,” his mother
said, worried that she had perhaps
overstepped her bounds but forging ahead
anyway.
“No, no, it’s not like that at all,
just needing to talk about some shift
changes we’re considering and I needed
his input.”
“Well that’s fine, he’s a grown
man and all, but just don’t want to see him
get hurt, if you know what I mean,” the
concerned mother continued.
“I
certainly
appreciate
your
concern and will do all I can to avoid
causing your son any distress,” Blanche
replied. “Thanks for the phone number and
it was nice talking with you Mrs. Wood,
good night.”
His mother’s tone gave her pause.
The phone shook in her hand as she
considered both the up and down sides of
making the call. Her mind made up she
pressed the digits and lifted the small
phone to her ear, a pause much longer than
she expected, then a ring, ring, ring, ring,
finally someone picked up at the other
end.
“Hello Blanche, that really you?”
the voice said.
“Yeah, it’s really me, how are
you?” she excitedly said into her cellular.
“I can’t believe you’ve finally
found time to phone me, thought maybe
you’d forgotten about your best friend,”
Holly said.
“Never, no way, just been so crazy
with trying to get my life settled here and
everything. You know how it can be?”
Blanche responded.
The old friends picked up their
conversation like it had been yesterday
that they had talked last. The librarian
filled her friend in on what she’d been
doing, information about the job and the
area. Holly was anxious to hear all that
but was more than a little interested to
hear about Blanche’s love life.
“So, I can tell you’ve been
avoiding the topic, but what about the men
out there, any Southern Gentleman calling
on you,” she said, with a distinctively fake
Southern accent.
Blanche filled her in on meeting
Jasper and Rufus, and the bodybuilding
thing that was happening the next day, as
well as her run-in with Mikey and
company.
“Blanche, you have got to be more
careful, a babelicious little nugget like
yourself is gonna attract every swingin’
dick in the county with a pea-sized brain
controlling it,” Holly said laughing at her
end.
“You sure know how to turn a
phrase Holly, and with so much tact as
well.”
They continued to joke with one
another for some time not realizing how
long they’d been talking or how much this
call would cost Blanche. At the end of the
call, Holly tried to be a bit more serious,
expressing love and true concern for her
friend located so far away.
“Really Blanche, how are you, you
okay?”
“Holly, I have to tell you, I really
miss you and everybody there, but moving
here is the best thing I think I’ve ever
done. I love my job, Valdosta is great, and
I’ve had this funny feeling lately, it’s hard
to describe, but I think it’s what happiness
must feel like,” Blanche expressed.
She lay back on her bed and
continued, saying more than she had
intended to, “And I’ve met a young guy
that makes me feel good, makes me feel
special. Not so much in a love interest
kind of way, but just makes me feel
important and that I make a difference.”
“Blanche, I’m so happy for you
and glad that it’s going well there. I miss
you too, but I know you did what you
knew you had to. So tell me, how much
younger is he. What’s his name? You
know, all the good stuff.” Holly anxiously
awaited the answers.
“Well, he’s only 24, so that’s why
I said he can’t really be a love interest or
anything, but his name is Seymour,
Seymour Wood,” Blanche detailed.
A loud laugh burst through the line
that originated in Arizona and wound up in
Georgia causing Blanche to push the
phone away from her ear. Holly went on
for what seemed like a minute or two
before she could get herself under control.
“What? What’s so funny about a
young guy maybe being into me, it’s only 9
years. I’ve seen worse and the fact that
I’m his boss shouldn’t have anything to do
with it.”
Holly
finally
contained
her
laughter and continued to snicker when
she replied, “Oh Blanche, you are just too
cute and naive. I think it’s great that
you’ve got a younger admirer. Hold on a
minute, did you just say you’re his boss.
Oh that’s perfect, just perfect,” she started
laughing again.
“What is so damn funny?” Blanche
was starting to get a little irritated that her
friend was having so much fun at her
expense.
“It’s not that at all, it’s his name.
Seymour Wood,” Holly chucked into the
phone.
“I don’t get it, what’s the deal?”
“Are you serious, Blanche? You
are kidding right?” her friend asked.
“No, I know it’s an old school
name but I don’t find it that funny.”
“Blanche listen, k. Just listen. See
More Wood,” Holly said, with distinct
gaps in the syllables.
“Yeah, so what?”
Holly was stupefied, “Wood,
Blanche, Wood. His last name is Wood!
You know erection, stiff dick, hardon,
woody.....See More Wood.”
“Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh, Holly!
I’d never even..., oh that is kind of funny.
Bet he gets crap for that all the time.”
The two shared a good laugh that
only the best of friends can share; all that
was missing was the extended hug that
should follow.
After having caught up with each
other, and everything, the two parted, a
promise to talk again soon. Blanche
placed the phone on the bed next to her,
new thoughts flooding her mind, thoughts
of home, Holly and Seymour.
“Seymour Wood,” she said it out
loud, and laughed again before getting
ready for bed.
CHAPTER FOURTEEN
“Sheriff, can you give us any more
information about the nature of the crime
and the injuries sustained by the victim?”
the reporter for the newspaper inquired.
Sheriff Angelo Lupo, or 'The Wolf'
as he was known by his fellow officers,
stood before a handful of reporters
gathered at the front steps of the Lowndes
County Sheriff’s Office, a two story
structure with offices, conference area and
a computerized dispatch room. The two-
acre facility was dotted with other
buildings, including a minimum-security
lockup, motor pool and forensics labs
with an annex to the main structure. There
were a cluster of microphones arrayed
before him that he didn’t feel was
necessary, but the techno types had
insisted.
“Now I know you all are anxious
to get the details about the crime in
question but we are not prepared to share
very much with the public at this time. I
can tell you that we believe the episode a
short time ago, involving Ms. Riddle, and
this latest event are linked. We believe
they perhaps involve the same individual
or individuals. Our investigation is
ongoing but for now our leads are limited
and we could use your help in getting the
word out to the public to report anything
suspicious, and to double check that their
homes are secure before turning in for the
night. We are not releasing the name of the
most recent victim but we can report and
stress that she was not harmed as the
crime was perpetrated. She was taken to
the hospital with minor injuries from a fall
she took once she discovered the nature of
the crime and she has since been released.
Our office will be conducting the
investigation with the cooperation of the
Valdosta Police Department and the State
Police if necessary. The crime was
committed beyond the city limits and that
is why our department is involved. You’ll
note that we had responders from several
jurisdictions yesterday and we’d like to
thank all those involved that helped us
secure the scene, and who are and will
help, in the processing of clues found at
the location.”
A balding, mousey little reporter
interrupted the Sheriff, “So there are some
clues that were left at the scene?”
The broad chested Sheriff stared
the reporter down, not accustomed to
being interrupted, “I said, we are not
prepared to release any details at this time
and I’ll take a couple of questions but
nothing related to the scene, victim or our
investigation at large.”
The same diminutive reporter
spoke
up,
a
high
pitched
whine
accentuating
his
nasal
tone,
“You
indicated that you believe the Riddle
woman and this latest crime are somehow
related, can you expand on that thought?”
“Not at this time. Next question,”
Angelo curtly replied, wondering if the
dogs in the back were having issues with
the reporter’s voice.
A beautiful, young and very eager
woman stepped forward, her hand waving
in the air, “Sheriff are you able to clarify
the nature of the crime. We’d like to
inform the public if their safety is at risk?
Secondly, does your department handle
this type of crime regularly and are you
equipped to deal with a serial criminal as
it seems we have here?”
“Let me first say that the Lowndes
County Sheriff Department is perfectly
capable of dealing with this type of
criminal behavior. We have seasoned
veterans on our staff that have worked
similar cases and I have no doubt that we
will bring the perpetrator to justice