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Authors: Dirty Japanese: Everyday Slang From "What's Up?" to "F*%# Off!"

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Funny shit
ukeru koto
In spite of the stereotype, Japanese folks have a great sense of humor. You’re going to have plenty of shit to laugh about, so you might as well learn how to do it right:
<…
IS/ARE HILARIOUS!
. . .mecha ukeru
His/her outfit. . .
aitsura no fukusō. . .
Everything you say. . .
omae no iu koto. . .
His/her face. . .
aitsura no kao. . .
This movie. . .
kono eiga . . .
The way you dance. . .
omae no odorikara. . .
 
<…
MAKE(S) ME LOSE MY SHIT!
. . .waratchau
Just looking at them. . .
aitsura no kao o miru dake de. . .
Your stupid jokes. . .
omae no kudaranai gyagu. . .
They always. . .
aitsura no koto wa itsumo. . .
Cool shit
omoroi koto
Omoroi is your all-purpose word for interestingness. You can use it to describe how funny it was when your friend got drunk and fell into a sewer ditch, or how enamored you are by
the music of David Hasselhoff, or how you were moved by an exhibit at the Hiroshima War Memorial. Anything you find appealing is omoroi. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s omoroi.
< FUNNY / COOL / FASCINATING
omoroi
This movie is great.
kono eiga omoroi nā
Japanese folks are funny.
nihonjin tte omoroi yone
Take me somewhere fun.
dokka omoroi toko ni
tsuretette
Do you know any cool
clubs?
dokka omoroi kurabu
shiranai
That’s one funky hairdo.
sono kamigata kanari
omoroi ne
You are a real fun kid.
anta omoroi ko dane

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