Authors: Mark Tufo
Upset stomach or not, I needed to get into the mix, because I could guarantee I’d
be more sick if I became a meal. BT almost killed me when he wrenched the blade free—the
flat of it striking me in the top of the forehead. I staggered back, blood pouring
into my eyes, probably split my skin open like an overripe peach.
“Sorry!” he shouted, his blade once again moving forward.
Another fucking reason to hate close combat. I quickly wiped my sleeve across my face,
mopping up the worst of it. A zombie had closed to within a couple of feet. I didn’t
have enough time to swing so I jabbed the thing like a spear, catching him directly
in his open mouth. I cringed as the blade struck and, at points, stuck against his
teeth. Fingernails on a chalkboard had nothing on this. I drove the point through
the back of his neck, and yet he still kept coming forward. I brought my right leg
up and kicked against its belly, driving him backwards enough to extract my weapon.
This time I took a solid swing square on the top of its skull. The bones held out
as long as they could before they caved, sending splinters into its fucking diseased
brain bucket.
I didn’t have time to revel, nor did I want to. Zombies were coming in from both sides
of the aisle. Tommy was like a ninja behind us, I could hear his blade whistling through
the air. He was practically a food processor. ‘For all your zombie mixing needs!’
BT could have been swinging a fly swatter and still would have probably stopped the
zombies; he was putting that much force behind each blow. The three B’s were constantly
arcing up and around us each time he would remove his blade from whatever he had hit.
I’m talking blood, brains, and bone bits. Is that four B’s? I was going to tell him
he should use a little more finesse, but the moments could not be spared, and I don’t
think he would have appreciated it.
The battle was mostly silent. I don’t think anybody outside even knew what was going
on. Besides the occasional grunt and resulting thud of a fallen zombie, we were all
too busy concentrating on the task at hand to talk. I wanted to call out for some
reinforcements. The boys would certainly come in guns blazing, but for some reason,
Tommy was against it and I’d have to defer to his judgment for now. However, if we
started to lose more ground, I’d have to suffer with whatever those consequences entailed.
Dying was dying anyway you sliced it.
“The shelves,” Tommy said. I won’t swear on it, but the boy sounded a little winded,
and if he was winded, then odds were that BT and I were exhausted. How long could
the adrenaline hold out? And what about the damned shelves?
“Oh.” I mouthed when I had a spare millionth of a second to check. Zombies were peering
over at us; some of them were even in various states of climbing. “What in the hell
is going on?” I swung, taking off an arm right above its elbow.
“Mike, fight is up front,” BT said with a slight edge of panic lacing his words. “Is
there a sale on lawn ornaments or something?”
“Party crashers.” I told him, slicing Lefty across the face from his cheek through
one of his eyes.
BT was backing up, and I was getting caught in the middle between him and Tommy. Maybe,
if they pressed hard enough, I’d shoot up in the air like a burst pimple. It’d be
safer up there. Unless of course an industrial-sized fan was spinning and then all
bets were off. Tommy pushed by me and was now side-by-side with BT as I sliced up
Lefty who had finally made enough headway that I could get a kill shot. It wasn’t
long before another took his place. I’d been so focused on the one in front of me
that I’d almost failed to see that the entire twenty feet of shelving had climbers.
“BT, help me!” I yelled as I pushed up on it.
I’d love to be able to write and say that I was able to push it over on my own, but
it was definitely BT’s bulk and strength that sent the thing toppling with a loud
and resounding crash. Most of the zombies that had been coming up where pinned under
the bulk of the metal. Of the ones that weren’t, they were strewn around trying to
regain their footing. We pounced on them. I could see the boys out of the corner of
my eye racing in; the crashing noise had gotten their attention.
“NO GUNS!” I yelled. I had swung with a sideways twist of my arm. Again I caught a
zombie in the mouth, this time no teeth as the blade cut through his lips, into and
through the muscles of its jaw and then finally the jawbone itself. I tore through,
coming out below its ears. The top of the head flopped onto my boots; of course, brain
side down. There was another set of footwear I’d never wear again.
BT was hacking away at the zombies pinned to the ground before they could get away.
Two zombies had gotten up and were heading towards my boys.
“I don’t fucking think so,” I said angrily as I tore into a zombie, the blade catching
it in the hollow of its neck and slicing all the way down her back. The glistening
of her spine was going to be another thing I added to the nightmare catalog of the
day. She fell over as her head canted to the side. She wasn’t dead, but her lack of
locomotion meant I could deal with her later. The next one I caught up to in a few
strides. I launched from the ground, machete raised high and brought it down just
as I landed, opening its head like a butterfly from hell.
“Talbot!” Tracy cried, exiting the truck quickly. I spun, thinking there were more
zombies coming. I was confused when I didn’t see any. Tommy and BT were also coming
out.
“What’s the matter?” I asked, searching to find the threat she was so concerned about.
Blood whipped away from my head with the centrifugal force of it. I’d forgotten completely
about my head wound.
“Sorry…my fault.” BT came up beside me. His hands were on his knees as he leaned over,
catching his breath.
“Are you hurt?” Tracy asked as she came up to me.
“BT tried to kill me,” I told her.
BT almost fell over as Tracy shoved him. “If anyone is going to kill him, it’ll be
me!” she told him.
“Sure, sure,” BT said, ambling away.
Gary was directing the outflow of materials from the hardware store into the truck.
Tracy was working on my head which had finally stopped bleeding. She had me wrapped
up like you see in those old Revolutionary posters, all I needed was a fife and I’d
be all set. At least BT had given me a valid excuse from doing any heavy lifting.
He’d come over every once in a while to apologize to me. I had a sneaking suspicion
he was doing it more to appease the missus.
“Will there be any problem with the blood?” Tracy asked.
I knew what she meant. BT had just pulled the blade out of an infected skull and then
thwapped the crap out of my forehead.
“I should be fine. The transmission seems to be through saliva.”
“And what about Justin’s scratch?”
“Maybe whatever that zombie had eaten was finger-lickin’ good.” Horrible pun and I
wished I could take it back. Tracy gladly didn’t respond at all. Although I think
I saw her face pale a little.
“Mike, we’re still going to need to get some lumber,” Gary said once he was satisfied
they had everything of use they could get out of the hardware store.
“I’d love to be able to help, I’m still a bit woozy, though.” I was actually doing
much better, the splitting headache was merely a memory of itself, but there was no
way I was going to not malinger, especially since I now had a valid excuse. No one
save me and probably Tommy knew how fast my body could heal itself, and he wasn’t
saying anything. The kid was nearly silent as he went about his work. Looked like
he was figuring out algorithms he was so lost in thought.
“Why no guns?” I asked when we got back on the road.
“We were surrounded by three zombie dens and they were huge,” Tommy told me. “They’re
honing in on sounds that only humans make. Rifles and engines being at the top.”
“They’re distinguishing?”
“Resources are low.”
“So then the truck brought those zombies?”
“I guess. I think that was a patrol.”
“A zombie patrol? Tommy, I’m not liking this at all. Did they send a runner back for
reinforcements?” I asked. The implications of zombies with tactics was fucking scary.
I can’t think of a better way to describe it. An idea flashed in my head like a strobe.
“So somehow you knew the dens were there. Could you find them?”
“No, Mike, it’s too dangerous,” Tommy said, alarmed.
“So you can.”
“Mike, what are you doing?” BT asked.
“Be vwery, vwery quiet, I’m hunting,” I said in my best Elmer Fudd voice.
“You’re certifiable and somehow I’m stuck with you.” BT moved to the far side of the
truck bed. “Lord, I haven’t asked you for much, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never done
anything in my life heinous enough to deserve this.” He was quiet for a moment. “Is
this a test? Is that what this is? Am I promised a spot in Heaven if I can get through
this? Probably a Sainthood. I could deal with that, Saint BT. Patron saint of dipshits.”
“I can hear you,” I told him.
“I’m not talking to you,” BT said.
“Alright, first we get Gary’s wood, then me and you are going to reduce the zombie
population,” I said.
Tommy did not look nearly as happy as I felt. Normally, I’d let sleeping zombies lie,
and maybe this was as bad as the Japanese waking the US into World War II, but they’d
come out the other side an economic power house.
It’s all well that ends well
, I kept telling myself. I refused to remember anything about the atom bombs and the
shit-storm Japan had been for a while.
The lumber store went worlds better than the hardware store, and I was still able
to milk my injury. I grabbed a couple of ten-foot long two-by-fours and then rammed
them into everything around me. BT felt so bad, he had snagged them out of my hands
and insisted I sit down. So I did.
“You’re a horrible actor,” Tracy told me. She was standing guard.
“Good thing then that BT’s not a critic,” I told her.
We were halfway back to the DPW shop when I shouted at Gary to stop for a second.
He’d almost sent the lot of us hurtling into the front of the truck.
“What’s up?” he asked, looking out and up as I struggled to regain my feet. I told
him to wait.
“You need help, Mike?” BT asked.
“I’ll be right back.” I jumped out of the truck. I thought I heard him tell Tommy
that ‘I looked fine now once all the hard work was done.’