All Mye Queen's Men, Chronicles of Love - Volume II (65 page)

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No, not unless they want to leave.  They're welcome to stay.”

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What about me?  Can I stay?” Derrick flirted.

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Let's not make it any harder than it already is.” 

Derrick
laughs and shakes his head in disbelief. “I can't believe you just said that.” 

Queen
laughs too. “I can't believe it either.  Let's try this again.  I'll talk to you over Sunday brunch if you will take Jade's friends with you when you leave.”

“
Works for me.  You're right.  I'd better get these two horny toads out of here.  I'll call you.”  Queen glances over at Dorian and Christian to find Christian sipping his cocktail while drinking in her sensuality like a tall drink of water.

“
God, why did you have to make that man so damn sexy… yet so off limits for me?  It's just not fair.” Queen whined as she headed towards the bedroom.

Queen
quickly disappeared down the long corridor to the Penthouse master bedroom suite praying that Dorian didn’t follow her. She wasn’t quite sure what happened that made Jade of all people take a walk on the dark side less than twenty four hours before her wedding. Regardless of what it was, she damn sure looked like she was having a hell of a good time.

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Hell I’m the one who should have been in the middle of a stripper sandwich, getting double pumped, as horny as I am.” Queen snarled as she imagined herself taking on Chocolate Thunder Down Under and Hot Chocolate. “Focus Queen!  Because, the drama is about to get all the way live.  What the hell was this slut thinking?  And she had the nerve to call me a trick.  Okay, chill Queen.  Let her do the talking.  Just be supportive and above all maintain your cool.” 

Queen
gently knocks at the locked bedroom door and whispers beneath her breath. “Now this hoe locks the door. Unfucking believable!” She knocks again. “Jade, it's Queen open the door.” 

Seconds
later Jade opens the door and walks back in the room avoiding eye contact with Queen. She was obviously embarrassed and shaken at the core. It was apparent that she had been crying, but Queen pretended not to notice. Yes, she had every reason to be ashamed and humiliated; still she had to know that Queen of all people would be the last one to pass judgment on her.

“
Okay, what do you need me to do?” Queen asked as she instantly begins to straighten up the tossed room.

Jade
watched Queen in silence, unable to believe her ears. “Ain't that a bitch?  What do I need you to do?  What I needed, past tense is for you to be my Maid of Honor.  What I needed you to do is keep those two big dick nigga's cocks out of my mouth.  What I needed you to do is put your selfish bullshit to the side for just three fuckin hours and be my damn best friend.  But since you couldn't do any of that shit I guess I don't need you to do a fucking thing for me Mye Queen.”  Jade's voice starts to crack as she burst into tears again.  She grabs a pair of jeans from the bed and slings them at Queen.  They are quickly followed by a shoe and almost anything else Jade could get her hands on. “You fucking selfish bitch, you left me up here by myself.  You were supposed to have my back.  How fucking could you?”

Queen
ducks and hides just in time. “Jade, I'm sorry, but I wasn't even gone thirty minutes, so don't blame this bullshit on me.  Okay maybe I did fuck up and step off my post for a minute, but how was I supposed to imagine that this shit was going to kick off.  Damn it Jade, what the fuck?”  Queen continues to pick up the clothes, shoes and toiletries that Jade had thrown at her in her rage.  Queen's voice begins to quiver and her eyes begin to fill with tears. “Jade what the fuck happened.  Just talk to me.” 

Jade
who realizes that it is in fact not really Queen’s fault finally sits down on the bed. She tries to wipe her eyes, but the tears keep flowing like the Mississippi river.  She stares blankly out into space, not sure what to say or do.  Queen sits next to her, hugs her and holds her tight in an effort to comfort her.

“
Everything is going to be alright. Nobody knows and Dorian will never find out.”

“
Queen I fucked up.  What the fuck was I thinking?  I'm supposed to get married tomorrow.  What the fuck am I going to tell Dorian?”

“
Look, get up and get dress.  Nothing happened.  You understand me, nothing fucking happened?  Did you get showered?”

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Yeah.  Is he out there?”

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Yes they're all out there.  I told him that you wanted to freshen up before you saw him.  He's waiting for you.  Nobody knows or suspects a thing.”

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Yeah, not yet. He’s going to know.”

“
Look, you don't have to be with him tonight.  The Bride rarely sleeps with the Groom the night before the wedding. That will buy you some time.  Jade, he never has to know.”

“
But I'll know.  Queen, I've got to tell him.”

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Oh no, no, no!  You don't have to tell him shit!  You think in seven years he hasn't fucked up?  Tomorrow is a new beginning.  Everybody starts with a clean slate.  Don't let a five minute fuck ruin your life.”

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Fifteen minutes.  In fact, they were fifteen of the best minutes of my life. It would have gone longer but Chocolate Thunder Down Under knocked on the door.”  Jade corrects Queen.

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Okay fifteen of the best minutes of your life.  What the hell ever.  Nothing has changed.  You love Dorian and he loves you and you two are getting married.  So get dressed, paint on a fresh, new face...”  Queen pauses. “And please for God’s sake brush your fucking teeth.  Cause we both know where your mouth has been.”  Queen joked.

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Oh you got jokes and shit.” Jade responds as she jumps up and playfully chases Queen around the room.

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Stop playing girl, with your chocolate lollipop breath.” Queen laughed.

“
Bitch I've already brushed my teeth. What about you?”

“
What about me?”

“
What happened with you and Chocolate Thunder Down Under?  What hole did you two disappear to?” 

Queen
sits down next to Jade on the bed. “Nothing happened.  We just had a drink in the lounge downstairs and talked.  He's actually a nice guy.”

“
But?”

“
But, he's looking for a relationship.  And I don't want to start something that I have no intention of finishing.  I just wanted to get some dick and walk away.”

“
Queen, you know that you're not that kind of person.”

“
Yeah I know, but I just thought that it would help me to move pass Bear's inability to keep his dick in his pants. Plus, I'm horny as hell!”

“
Hey give him a shot.  Maybe you need a dick on the side to take the edge off until Teddy gets his shit together.”

“
That's not going to happen.  I can't cheat on Bear like that. It was different with Logic,  Bear knew about my affair with Logic. He just never said anything. This would have to be some uncover behind his back shit and I'm just not up for it.  Hell, I can't even do it without feeling like I'm cheating on Christian and we're not even dating.  Who the hell was I trying to fool?”  Queen relaxes on the bed as Jade starts to get dress. “So, where is my purse?  Oh my God!  Please don't tell me you laid my purse down somewhere.” She panics.

“
Chill, I put your purse in the safe over there after you left.  Hold up I'll get it.”  Jade slips on her pants and walks across the room to the safe.  She opens the locked safe and retrieves Queen's purse.

“
Thank God! I just need my phone. You can leave the purse in there.”

Jade
pulls the phone out of the purse and checks for missed calls. “No calls.”

“
Just checking.  Put everything back in the safe. I don't need the phone.” Queen replied disappointed.

“
Don't worry.  He'll get here.”

“
That's not what I'm worried about.” 

Jade
tosses Queen the cell phone. “Call his ass and see what he's doing.”

“
More like who he's doing.  Besides, it's late.  I'll call him tomorrow.” Queen tosses the phone back to Jade. Jade instantly presses redial and calls Teddy. 

He
answers on the first ring. “Yes Mye Queen?”

“
Hey, how's it hanging nigga?” Jade teased.

“
Hard, long and to the left as always.  Who is this?”

“
I don't know.  Who do you want it to be?” She asked.

“
I'd love for it to be Mye Queen.  Where is she Jade?”

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Here she is.  I'll see you tomorrow, right?”

“
See you tomorrow.” 

Queen
reluctantly takes the phone from Jade. “Hey baby.”

“
What's up Mye Queen?”

“
So are we making any progress or what?  Cause I've got a big dick stripper named Chocolate Thunder Down Under who's itching to show me some gloved love.”  Queen teases. 

Teddy
laughs. “Oh yeah?  What's his name again?”

“
Chocolate Thunder Down Under,” Queen repeats with emphasis.

“
Well, you can tell Chocolate Thunder Down Under that I have a ten inch dick, a nine inch Glock and a whole box of 1 inch bullets that say he needs to back the fuck back off my girl.”

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Never mind.”  Queen laughs.

“
What are you and your half wit side kick Jade up to now?”

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Getting ready for round two of the party.”

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So what happens in round two?”

“
Well, round two gives these two a chance to see each other one more time before the wedding ceremony.  So we're going to hangout and party a little with the guys.”

“
So where are you sleeping tonight?”

“
Apparently not with you… Actually, that's the two million dollar question.  Why?”

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Why?  I want to know where I can find you.”

“
I'm on runaway Bride watch.  Probably here in the Penthouse.  Why?”

“
Just wanted to know.  Did Dorian and Chris get there yet?”

“
Yeah, they're here.”

“
Okay tell Dorian I'll call him in the morning.  I love you Mye Queen.”

“
Love you too my King.”  Queen hangs up the phone.  Grabs her purse and refreshes her lipstick in the mirror.  She spots Jade in the mirror, playing with her engagement ring. “So, are you okay over there?”

“
Yeah, I'm okay.  You were right.  Dorian had an affair about six months before we got engaged.  I thought I had gotten over it.  But you know I really didn't let it go until just now.  But, like you said we both start fresh tomorrow.”

“
So what happened tonight?”

“
You saw what happened.”

“
I mean how did it kick off?  I know that they were hot as the sun, but what took you over the edge like that? Damn Jade two at a time?”

“
I don't know.  After you left I took your purse and put it in the safe.  So when I came back everyone started chanting here comes the Bride, egging me on the dance floor.  So, I went out there and instantly these two come over and started bumping and grinding all over me.  And you know me I'm not backing down from a good dry hump.  But after the second or third song or so one of them kissed me.  I played it off even though my Kitty Kat instantly started clapping.”

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Oh hell no, not the applauding kitty.  That always spells trouble.”

“
Yeah, exactly.  So I turned my back to him to face the other one and kept dancing.  Then he followed the other one's lead and stuck his tongue down my throat too.  I don't know whether it was the alcohol, the dry humping, or my no sex for sixty days before the wedding rule, but my Kitty Kat just started purring and meowing out of control.  And they kept gyrating and licking and sucking all over me.  Next thing I know I had whispered in Chocolate Shake's ear to meet in the back room and to bring White Chocolate with him.  The rest is what you witnessed.  I know it might have looked sleazy, but it felt so damn right.  It was so damn hot and it felt so damn good and it was so what I needed.”

“
Then leave it here.  You got on, you got off now you need to just move on with your life.  Look, you have a sexy, successful, succulent man waiting for you out there.  And he looks as fine as hell tonight.  Let's not keep him waiting any longer.  You look amazing, so let's go.”

Less
than twenty four hours before her wedding, Jade does the unthinkable and sleeps with two male exotic dancers at her bachelorette party. Torn with quilt she considers confessing to Dorian. Fortunately, after a heart to heart talk with Mye Queen she realizes that her slate has been wiped clean and canceled by Dorian's previous infidelity. And according to Queen, Dorian really didn't need to know a damn thing. 

Convinced
that the drama for the night is finally over, Queen and Jade prepared to return to the after party. Little did they know that the pre wedding craziness had just
begun.

Dorian
and Christian all but patiently wait for the two women who captured their hearts and made them cut up their Playa cards. Dorian was anxious to see Jade and spend some alone time with her before they took their
till
death do you part vows. They hadn't had sex in months and tonight he was determined to get some sticky icky.

Christian
on the other hand was absolutely blown away by how delicious Queen looked. And he just wanted to get another peek at Queen in that mini skirt.

“
Damn, did you see Queen?”

“
What about her?” Dorian nonchalantly responds.

“
What about her? She looks fuckin incredible.  That ass looked so good I wanted to run over there and just bite it! For just one night I'd love to just...” 

Dorian quickly interrupts Christian mid sentence. “Nigga, you know that Teddy's pussy.  Ain't shit changed.  You need to move on from that. Damn! I told you to bring that Fanci Feast with you if you wanted a late night snack. Queen’s ass belongs to Teddy and you need to stop playing with his food.”

“
Then he needs to act like he likes it.  I went to LA a little while ago and that nigga was knocking women back two at a time.  Two different women every fucking night.  The shit was crazy.”

“
Hey, what can I say?  It probably was, but that doesn't change the fact that, that girl's his heart.  He's as weak as a son of bitch for that shit.”

“
Yet, he treats her like that?  Fuck that shit.  Queen doesn't deserve that bullshit.”

“
Nigga you're preaching to the choir.  That's their shit.  You need to call that Fanci Kitty and tell her to come out and play.” 

As
they are talking Jon, one of the groomsmen, comes over and hands Dorian a shot of alcohol.

“
Here Dorian, congratulations man.”

“
What's this?” Christian asked as he takes the drink from Dorian’s hand.

“
It's a shot of Tequila.” 

Christian
downs the shot. “This nigga's had enough to drink.  Y'all need to lighten up on him. He’s not even going to be able to stand up after awhile. Jon is stunned and stands there gawking at Christian. “What nigga?  What?  Stop giving him shit to drink.  Damn!”

“
Christian that drink was for Dorian.” Jon protested.

“
I know, so what?” Christian responded annoyed.

“
See, the guys thought it would be funny to slip some Viagra in a shot and give it to Dorian.  And that nigga over there dropped a tab of Ecstasy in it to make him horny as well.” 

Christian
instantly gets pissed. “You mother fuckas did what?  Please tell me you dumb ass mother fuckas didn't do what you just told me you did.  Mother fucka!”

“
Y'all some stupid ass mother fuckas.  Why y'all always fucking around and shit? That shit ain’t funny. Y'all play too much.” Dorian chimed in.

“
I mean at the time it sounded harmless.  We were just trying to get you and Jade fucking like minks.” Jon responded.

“
Nigga ain't a fucking thing limp about my dick.  I can fuck all night without Viagra.  Nigga that shit can fuck with your heart.”

“
I should fuck you up!  I can't believe you stupid sons of bitches thought this shit was funny.” Christian snapped.

“
Look Chris, man we didn't mean anything by it.  It was a joke.  Are you going to be alright?”

“
Alright?  You mother fuckas just drugged me.  Mother fucka I'm a doctor.  I could lose my fucking license behind this stupid ass bullshit.”

“
Look Chris, Queen's a doctor.  She'll know what to do. Everything is going to be cool.” Dorian tried to calm Christian down.

“
Fuck!  And I've been drinking too!  Fuck!” Christian quickly starts to unravel.

“
Man I'm sorry.  I mean we are all drunk and the shit just seemed funny at the time.” Jon tried to explain.

“
Oh yeah?  It's not going to be funny when I whip your ass, now is it?”  Christian said as he lunges at Jon. Dorian holds him back. “Get away from me with your stupid ass before I fuck you up.” Christian yelled.

“
Look, calm down, let's just get Queen.  She'll fix it.”  Dorian coached as he pulls Christian away. 

As
they head down the corridor toward the bedrooms Christian stops, shaken he leans against the wall for support. “Man I got too much shit to lose.  I spent my whole life in school to become a doctor.  Hell, I passed on the NBA to become a doctor and these stupid ass mother fuckas put it in jeopardy in one fuckin night.”

“
Chris, you ain't going to lose shit.  Queen will take care of it.  She'll figure out what to do. She’s a good doctor. She’ll know what to do.”  Dorian promised as he continues down the hall and knocks on the Master bedroom door. “Queen, it's Dorian, open the door.”

“
Hold up we're coming out in a second.” Queen announced as she looked over to Jade to see if she was ready to face Dorian. Jade indicated to Queen with an affirmative nod that she was ready.

“
Hurry up and open up, we got to come in.  There's a situation out here. Open the door.”  Dorian insisted as he pounds on the door. “Queen open the door.  It's an emergency.” 

Queen
looks at Jade as she jumps across the bed and runs to the door.  She opens the door and Dorian and Christian push pass her into the room. “What's wrong?”

“
Queen, those knuckle head groomsmen of mine mixed Viagra and Ecstasy in a shot of Tequila and gave it to me. But Christian drank it because he thought I'd had too much to drink.”

“
Why the hell did you drink that shit?” Queen asked Christian.

“
I didn't know that the drugs were in it.  I thought it was just a shot of Tequila.” Christian explained.

“
Sit down over here on the bed and let me take a look at you.” Christian sits on the bed and Queen grabs him by the face and looks in his eyes to see if his pupils were dilated. “How much Viagra and how much E did they give you?”

“
Jon said one tab of each.”

“
So, how much did you have to drink tonight?

“
I had  three small glasses of Champagne, a beer and that shot of Tequila.” 

Dorian
was so concerned about Christian that he had forgotten all about Jade who was standing on the other side of the room watching him. “Oh hey baby. I'm sorry. I forgot all about you. You look beautiful.”

“
Thanks.  Did you have fun tonight? I missed you.”

“
I missed you too.  I'm sorry about all this shit.” Dorian apologized as he walked over to give her a hug and a kiss. He holds her close. “I love you.” He whispered in her ear.

“
I love you too.” She said as she kissed his lips. Unable to withstand his gaze she swallowed hard and fought back tears.  “Queen, is Chris going to be okay?”  She asked Queen who was still taking make shift vital signs on Christian.

“
I think so but I'd feel better if we could get him to the hospital.  I want to get some fluids in him and run a few tests to make sure.”

“
I can't go to the hospital, Queen.  My license is on the line.  Ecstasy is an illegal substance and if it's...  Well, you know the drill.”

Christian
and Queen lock eyes.  Queen nervously looks away.  She knew what needed to be done. “Look, I've actually seen this a lot.  Okay the first thing we have to do is get him hydrated and sober him up.”

“
I'm not really drunk.” Christian announced.

“
I know but I don't want the alcohol to be a factor.  So Dorian get me four bottles of water and Jade get me two cups of black coffee.  Make sure it's fresh and hot. Oh yeah, and make sure nobody comes back here.” 

Jade
and Dorian immediately spring into action. Queen begins to unbutton Christian shirt as she notices the enormous bulge developing in his pants. She had seen Christian hard before, but never like this. As worried as she was about Christian all she could think about was what that Lochness Monster would feel like between her thighs.

“
Look, I need to talk quick before they get back.  As you know your dick is getting as hard as an MIT course on Advanced Rocket Science.  And in a few minutes you're going to get as horny as hell.  We need to get you out of here away from all these people.  So we're going to tell them that I'm taking you to the hospital.  Okay?”

“
Queen, I'm not going to the hospital under no circumstance. I already told you that. I can’t afford to lose my license over this shit.”

“
I know.  I'm not going to really take you to the hospital I'm going to get another room in the hotel and we'll ride this through together.  Cool?”

“
Cool as a fucking fan.”  Christian agreed as he stretches out on the bed and unconsciously rubs his rapidly growing package. 

Queen
quickly runs over and locks the bedroom door, before anyone could barge in unexpectedly.  She grabs the hotel phone and calls down to the front desk to get another room.

“
Front desk. May I help you?”

“
Hi, my name is Dr. Mye Queen and I'm in the Penthouse suite.”

“
Hello Dr. Queen.  My name is Alma.  How may I help you tonight?”

“
Alma, I have an unexpected guest and I need to rent another room.  Do you have any vacancies?”

“
I'll check Dr. Queen.”  Alma puts Queen on hold. 

Queen
glances over at the bed to find Christian with his pants unzipped and his dick in his hand.  His eyes are closed as he slowly massages it totally oblivious to the fact that Queen was even in the room.

“
Oh my God!  Look at all that good equipment.  There is no damn way I’m letting that go to waste.”  Queen mumbled to herself as Alma returns to the phone.

“
Dr. Queen, I'm afraid the only room we have available is the Bridal Suite.”

“
That's fine. I'll take it.”

“
Dr. Queen, the Bridal Suite is two thousand dollars per night with a two night minimal.” 

Queen
looks over at Christian and mumbled to herself. “Fuck it!  It's worth every penny.  I hope he knows what he's doing with that thing.” Queen was getting heated just watching him rub that anaconda.

“
Alma, is the room ready for immediate occupancy?”

“
Yes Dr. Queen.  The room is ready.”

“
Can you put it on my American Express card.”

“
I’d be happy to.” 

Queen
gave Alma the information from her Plum card. She’d figure out what to tell Teddy later.

“
Hold tight Dr. Queen while I get authorization.” Alma puts Queen on hold again. 

Queen
turns to check on Christian who is still massaging his tool. “How do you feel Christian?”

“
It feels good as hell.”

“
I know, but how do you feel.” Queen smiled.

“
Horny as shit.  I got to get some pussy.  Oh, my bad.  I didn't mean to say that out loud.”

“
Don't worry about it.  Hang in there I'm going to get you out of here in one minute.”

“
Sorry about the wait Dr. Queen.  You are all set.” Alma said confirming her room reservation.

“
Alma I need a big favor.  Can you have the Bellman meet me at the suite with the key?”

“
Would you like him to bring the key to the Penthouse suite, Dr. Queen?”

“
No, the Bridal suite.  Tell him there's a big tip in it for him, if he can put a rush on it.”

“
No worries Dr. Queen I'd be happy to send the key right up to you.  The Bellman will meet you in front of the suite in about five minutes.”

“
What is the suite number?”

“
The Bridal suite is located one flight below the Penthouse suite.  You can't miss it.  The Bellman is on his way.”