All Mye Queen's Men, Chronicles of Love - Volume II (63 page)

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Jade did it.  We were playing around.  I shoved a twenty down her blouse and took a picture of the stripper retrieving it.  So she shoved one up my skirt and then sent the pictures to you.” Queen blurted out.

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I get this picture of this half dressed nigga's big ass head up your skirt.  Then I get another of the ecstasy on your face.  All I could think of was that some mother fucka was giving you head and that you sent me the pictures to prove it.”

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That's tacky, but it's still early.  I haven't got that far yet.  I'm still sampling the wares or should I say the Chocolate.”

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Quit fucking playing around, Queen.  Keep it up, I'll use this Plum card and buy a damn plane to fly to Baltimore.  Don't send me no more bullshit like that.  Matter of fact put Jade's simple ass on the phone.”

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Hold on.” Queen hands Jade the phone. “Here, he wants to speak to you Judas!”

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So you like my pictures or what?”

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Oh you got jokes and shit?  You do realize that Escalade has Low Jack.  Don't make me play a little jokey joke my damn self.  You lucky I love you.”

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You lucky I love you too.  Why do you think I sent you the pictures? I sent you those pictures because your girl is looking hotter than fire and she's horny as a unicorn farm.  So, get here bitch.”

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I'm trying. I swear to God I’m trying.  Don't be surprised when I show up.”

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Okay, well save those pictures as a reminder of what will happen if you don't.”

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Jade, don't let her do no stupid shit tonight. Do you hear me?”

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I’ll do my best. You know she’s strong willed, stubborn and hard headed.”

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Yeah, I know... Just look out for her tonight. We're close to making this thing work. I swear to God that I don't know if we can start over again.”

Queen
peels off two twenties and shoves them up Jade's skirt.

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Teddy, I gotta go.  Your bitch just shoved forty dollars up my skirt and the stripper is molesting me.” 

Teddy
laughs. “You two are silly as hell.” 

Queen
takes the phone. “Pay back is a bitch and I am the Queen.”

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I can see you’re having a good time.  Play fair and keep it clean.  Oh yeah, and no more damn pictures, please.  Love you.”

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Love you too.” Queen hangs up just as Charismatic announces the next Chocolate Drop.

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Next up ladies is a crowd pleaser and a heart teaser known from coast to coast and sea to sea as Chocolate Thunder Down Under.  Ladies he's ripped for your pleasure and hung for your fun.  Give it up for Chocolate Thunder Down Under.” 

Dressed
only in a red G string and an over sized yellow rubber rain slicker and hat Derrick takes center stage. Queen’s mouth instantly drops open as her eyes locked on the full magnitude of the thunder down under.  Derrick’s manhood strained every fiber of that red G string and begged to be free. Queen had seen a lot of big dicks in her day, but damn! “That can’t possibly be all him,” she mumbled.

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I hope for your sake it’s not.” Jade responded.

Derrick
was instinctively drawn to Queen from the moment he took the stage.  As he worked the ladies in the room his main focus remained on Queen.  Finally he makes his way over to her table and a gigantic grin spreads all over his face as his eyes sees her staring at his G string.  He slowly circles Queen and whispers in her ear as he gyrates behind her back.

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You look incredible.  I haven't been able to get pass you all night.” 

Queen
who was unusually flushed and uneasy by his presence peels off a fifty dollar bill and holds it in her hand, hoping he would simply take it and go away. No such luck. Money was not his motivator tonight. He had his heart set on something a little more precious. 

Chocolate
Thunder Down Under ignores the money in Queen's hand and proceeds to stick his face in her cleavage before dropping to his knees to lick her thighs. “I really want to see you after the show.  Will that be possible?”  He asked as he softly plants wet kisses up her inner thigh and pauses for the answer as he reaches the hem of her skirt.

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It's complicated.” She answered, barely able to speak from the sting of his hot lips on her thigh.

Chocolate
Thunder Down Under continues to gyrate and grind as he shoves his head further and further up Queen's skirt to the cheers of the crowd.  Moments later, he surfaces from between Queen's thighs with a big sexy grin. “I've learned that everything worth having is complicated.  So, can we talk later or what?”

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Sure, why not?” Queen conceded.

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I'll wait for you when we're done.”  He whispered as he came off his knees and gently kissed her on her lips. 

By
now the fifty dollar bill was joined by another fifty.  Queen tried to hand the bills to Derrick but he motioned for her to take a peep and stuff them in his G string.  Jade and Queen both took a peep into that red G string to see that his impressive package was about a pound of beef and absolutely no damn filler.  Queen dropped her jaw, shook her head and placed two hundred dollars in the G string pouch. Impressed, Jade shoved another hundred in.  Chocolate Thunder Down Under grinned, blew them both a kiss and danced away.

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That boy had the biggest dick that I've ever seen in my life.  And my daddy owns a horse breeding farm.”

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Damn!  That's a whole lot of sausage.  That man is deformed.  I need a drink.”  Queen announced as she waved for a waiter to bring her a glass of champagne.

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You're going to need a stronger drink than that if you plan on tackling that monster. What did he say?”

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He wants to talk to me after the show.”

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Oh yeah?  What did you tell him?”

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I said okay.”

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I've seen that look and I don't like it.  Queen you don't know that man. Don’t fuckin do this bullshit tonight.”

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Damn Jade, I know that I don’t know him.  All I know is that my hormones have just spiraled out of control and he’s the reason. The back of my skirt is probably soaking wet.”

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Queen, I'm begging you, please don't do it.  Get his number, hell call him if you want to but don't fuck with this man tonight.  I've got a bad feeling about this bullshit.”

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Jade, I talk a lot of shit, but that's a whole lot of dick.  I am not about to fuck with that.”  Queen declared as she welcomes the champagne from the waiter. “I can't get caught up with this young boy.  Shit I'll mess around and get strung out on him, Christian, Bear and Logic.  I think you're right I'm going to take a pass on this one.”

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You'd better, cause I think Teddy is planning a surprise visit. It wouldn't surprise me if he's on his way to the airport right now.”

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Bear's not coming.  He would have been here by now if he was coming. Besides, if he was coming he wouldn't be crying and pissing his pants, because he thought I was going to fuck with somebody tonight.” 

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I hope you're right, but from the way he sounds, Teddy is about his business tonight. He is serious about coming to Baltimore tonight.”

Moments later, all of the dancers come from the back, dressed in street clothes and ready to party with the women.  Derrick, aka Chocolate Thunder Down Under heads straight for Queen. Several of the women attempt to ambush him on the dance floor, but he politely excuses himself and continues over to Queen.

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Here comes your boy, King Dingaling.” Jade teased. 

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Mye Queen will you take a walk with me?”  Derrick asks as he extends his hand for Queen to come with him.

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Jade watch my purse I'll be right back.”

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Queen, don't go far and don't be gone too long.”

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I promise I'll be right back.  You got my keys and everything where can I go?”  Jade picks up Queen's cell and snaps a picture of Queen and Derrick standing in front of her, holding hands.

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Oh, I know you will.  And you know why.”

Queen
doesn’t respond. Uncertain, she continues to hold Derrick's hand as she follows him out of the Penthouse. She could tell that she was very attracted to this young man, but she also knew that she loved Bear and she was fairly convinced that she had fallen in love with Christian. So what the fuck was she doing and where the hell were they going?

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I don't think your girl is feeling me.” Derrick said to break the uneasy silence as they walked hand in hand to the penthouse elevator.

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Don't take it personally.  It's not who you are...”

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Yeah, I know.  I've heard this one before.  It's not who I am it's what I do.  Am I right?”

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No, actually it has nothing to do with what you do.  And may I add that you are extremely good at what you do, but that's not the problem.  It's complicated like I said.”  Queen admits as she follows Derrick towards the elevator, where he presses the down button.

“
Alright, go with me to the bar downstairs and you can tell me about it.”

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Why are we going downstairs to the bar, when we have an open bar right here?” Queen protests.  “You know what, why not?  I need to get out of here for a while.” 

The
elevator arrives and Derrick holds the door while Queen gets on.  The elevator is empty and the two are alone for the first time. Queen could smell his cologne. He smelled good enough to eat. An image of her licking Derrick’s huge lollipop momentarily flashed through Queen’s brain.

“
Don't worry I'm not going to try to attack you or anything.”

Derrick
’s voice and the word “attack” quickly brought her back to reality. “Oh I'm not worried.  I'm a Muay Thai Champ.  And I haven't had a workout in a minute.”

“
Muay Thai?  I'm scared of you girl.  I'm a big mixed martial arts fan.  You any good?”

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I said I was a champion.  Don't let the skirt confuse you baby.”

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Since we’re on the subject of that skirt...  That skirt has confused the hell out of me from the moment I saw you. Mye Queen, you look freakishly hot.  I haven't been able to take my eyes off of you since I walked into the suite.  What's that all about?”

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Pheromones I guess.” Queen nonchalantly replies.

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You think that's what it is, because my body is craving you?  Do you know what I'm talking about?”

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Yeah kind of...  Hormones are a funny thing.” Queen stares off into space in an attempt to evade the whole conversation, because her hormones have officially reached overload at this point.

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Tell me you don't feel it too.”  Derrick challenged as he moves closer and reaches out to hold Queen around the waist. “It's like some astronomical force that’s drawing the two of us together.”

Queen averts her attention away from him and continues to watch the elevator display panel as the elevator descends to the lobby.

“
What's up?  You don't really strike me as the shy type.  Talk to me. What’s wrong?”

Before
Queen could speak the elevator stops and another couple gets on.  Queen and Derrick separate but continue to hold hands in silence as the elevator descends to the lobby. Derrick is consumed by Queen’s beauty. He couldn’t take his eyes or his mind off of her. He was drawn to her like a powerful magnet and try as hard as he might he couldn’t avert his gaze. Unfortunately, for some reason Queen wouldn’t even look at him.

“
You are so incredibly beautiful.” He whispered in her ear.

Queen
looked up at him with big doe eyes, and simply smiled a wry smile before looking away.

They
exit off the elevator and head towards the lounge where they get drinks from the bar and take a small booth in the back.

“
So what's really up?  What's with the shy girl routine? Is my breath stank or something?”

Queen
laughs, “What? No of course not. I guess it's my turn to be cliché and say that I don't normally do this.”

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Do what? What are you talking about?”

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Leave a party with a strange man.”

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Please don't tell me that you're married.”

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I'm not married, but I might as well be. I've been in a committed relationship for a long time.”

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How long is long?”

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Approximately five years now.”

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Is it serious? I mean, do you live together?”

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See, that's complicated.”

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Not really.  You either live together or you don't.  Which one is it?”

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We have a home in LA and a home in Baltimore.  I live here because of my job and he lives in LA because of his job.”

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So what does he do that's so damn important that he's not here with you?”

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Complicated, yet again.”

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Look just be straight with me.  I mean I'm going to be straight with you.  Anyway, we're just talking.  Nobody is judging anybody right?”

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Yeah I guess.  I just don't go around talking about this shit.  It's really not cool. In fact it’s kind of dangerous.”

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Look you can trust me?  Just say it.  What does he do for a living?” 

Queen hesitates before answering. “He's an Archangel.”

Derrick
looks shocked. “He’s a what?”

“
He’s an Angel.”

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You mean like an Angel from Heaven, with the white robe, wings and golden halo type Angel?”

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No more like a white and gold, halo on the helmet wearing Football Player.”

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He's a fucking LA Archangel?  I'm sorry I didn't mean to curse.”

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It's okay.  I kind of have a potty mouth of my own. Yeah he plays football for Los Angeles.  I told you it's complicated.”

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Who is it?”

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That's where I have to shut up.  I probably said too much already.”

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No, really I'm harmless.  I won’t kidnap you and hold you for random or some shit.  I'm a good guy. I'm just trying to see if he's anybody recognizable.”

“
I'm sure you are a good guy, but I've already said too much.  In fact, I really need you to be discreet about this.”

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No problem. I mean you really haven't told me much. I’m not going to tell anyone.  So, is this is why your girl's was tripping? She thinks that you're walking away from some money?”

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Basically.  Actually she thinks I'm being foolish.”

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What are you talking about?  Foolish about me?  We just met.”

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See my Angel has an issue with a wayward dick.  And I've grown tired of tolerating it.  So I thought about an indiscretion of my own to even the score.”

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So, does this indiscretion that you are considering have anything to do with me?”

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Not really.  I mean it doesn't have a name or a face.  Actually, it's just something that I was toying with.  I'm not really going to go through with it.  I couldn't even if I really wanted to.  I told you my situation is complicated.”

“
So why are you here with me?”

“
I guess because you asked and I wanted to get out of Estrogen Land for a while.  And I'll admit that I am strangely extremely, attracted to you.”

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You're not trying to proposition me are you?  Cause if you are put your wallet up.  All of this, for you, is free.” 

Queen
laughed. “No, trust me. I'm not trying to buy you.  And please don't tell me it's for sell.  But, thanks anyway for the free offer.  Although, I'm not sure if you're right for the job.”

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Why? What are the qualifications?”

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There are no specific qualifications, but there is an age limit to ride this ride.”

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What, you think I'm too young for you?”

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Yeah, how old are you?”

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I'm twenty five.  How old are you?”

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Old enough to know better than to answer that question.  Let me see your license.” 

Derrick
pulls out his wallet and fishes out his Maryland State Driver’s License.  He hands it to Queen. “What, you think I’m lying to you?” He laughed.

“
What's your date of birth?”

“
What does it say on the license?” Derrick stood his ground. 

Queen
inspects the license and gleams a ton of info before giving it back to Derrick. “Here you go.”

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So, am I old enough to ride or what?”

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You look a lot younger than you are.  My mistake.  You're good.”

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So, is there a financial requirement?  A brutha does alright but he ain't working with Angel money.” Derrick jokes.

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Money's overrated.”

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Yeah, that's what rich people tell poor people, so that they can sleep at night.”

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Who said I was rich?  My boyfriend's rich.  I'm only rich by association.”

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That still makes you rich. So you're willing to give it all up for pay back?”

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Not really. I don't really want to lose him, but I can't continue being disrespected.”

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Damn, he's disrespecting you too?”

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Only in the since that he's starting to take me for granted. We've agreed to overlook an indiscretion or too, but his shit is getting out of hand.”

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He's a damn fool to cheat on someone as incredible as you.  He obviously doesn't have a clue what he has. It's as bad as wiping your ass with the Mona Lisa.  Why hasn’t he married you? Has he ever even asked you to marry him?”

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Five times, but I've declined each time.” Queen admits as she takes a big sip of her Pina Colada.

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So, you won't even take his damn ring?  Damn that's ...”

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Complicated.  Look this was great.  But I'd better get back upstairs before Jade sends him our picture.”

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She'd out you like that?” Derrick laughed.

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Hell yeah.  She's already sent him a picture of one of the strippers with his head up my skirt.”

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So, what's up with us?  Are we going to hang out later or what?  I know I can't splurge on you like that nigga but I'll show you a good time, treat you nice and take good care of you.”

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I don't know.  Look, I'd better get back up stairs.  Thanks Derrick for being a gentleman and a friend.”

“
Damn, can a brutha get some contact info or what?”

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You can give me yours.  I don't give out my number.”

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And I wonder why...”  Derrick jokes as he fishes out his wallet once again.

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I know you're not going to call.  I can't believe that God will allow me to meet such an incredible woman and never give me an opportunity to see her again. So, can I at least get a good bye kiss?”

“
I don't know about all that. We can shake hands, but kissing is a whole different thing.”

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No tongue.  I promise.”

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I don't know where your mouth has been.  Oh yeah, that's right I do.  On second thought, let's just shake hands, from a distance.” Queen joked.

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Hell, you're the one with a boyfriend.  Where has your mouth been?”

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Certainly not there in a while.”

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Damn girl, you ain't getting none? That’s some bullshit!”

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I told you it was complicated.” 

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It's
bullshit what it is.” Derrick leans in for a kiss and pauses.  Queen leans in and gently kisses him on the cheek.  He smiles and gives her a hug after placing a business card in her hand.

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Thanks for the drink.” Queen said as she takes careful inventory of the delicious chocolate that she was turning down for no damn good reason.

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Anytime. You know you can call me if you need someone to talk. I'm a good listener.”

Queen
smiles.  “I might just do that.”  She scans the business card and realizes that Derrick is the owner of Chocolate Drop Inc.

“
Maybe you'll let me take you out for dinner one evening.”

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Maybe so.  I'd better get back upstairs.”  Queen leaves the bar and heads towards the elevator.  Derrick follows in close tow.

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By the way Mye Queen.  Any man that would leave such a stunningly sexy, woman alone and unsatisfied is a damn fool or gay.”

“
He's not gay. Actually, I left him unattended.  I guess I have to share some of the blame.  But thanks.”