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Authors: Dirty Japanese: Everyday Slang From "What's Up?" to "F*%# Off!"

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Smacktalk
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Oh my god, did you hear her Japanese slang? She sounded like a total tourist bitch! She must spend so much time on that skanky hairdo that she doesn’t have time to study up on her Japanese smacktalk. The polite little slut.
He/she is such a liar.
aitsu wa usotsuki da
He/she totally thinks he’s the shit.
aitsu wa chōshi ni notteiru yo ne
He/she must think he/she is too cool for school. aitsu wa jibun no koto o mecha kakkō ī to omottendaro
He/she is such an asshole.
aitsu wa kanji warui kara
Oh my god, he/she is so creepy.
aitsu wa hontō ni kimoindakara
He/she has been talking shit about me.
aitsu wa ore no warukuchi o itteiru
He/she always stands me up at the last minute. aitsu wa itsumo dotakyan suru
He/she is so self-centered.
aitsu wa chō jikochū da
He/she is no fun at all.
aitsu wa tsumannai yatsu da
All she ever does is hang out with her boyfriend.
anoko kareshi to asonde bakka damon
He/she is totally a Benedict Arnold.
aitsu wa uragirimono da
We used to be friends, but not anymore.
mukashi wa tsurundeta kedo ima wa sappari da ne
He/she pisses me off.
aitsu wa atama ni kurun da

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