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Authors: Dirty Japanese: Everyday Slang From "What's Up?" to "F*%# Off!"

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< PEOPLE COME IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES
People come in every color of the rainbow. People come in different sizes and shapes. People come in all sorts of people—at different speeds, with varying degrees of intensity, in an eclectic assortment of orifices, on any number of occasions, and employing a vast arsenal of manual and motorized tools. People make the world go round, is basically what I’m trying to say—so let’s take a look at the different sorts of people that people come in.
I’m a bit of a… (female).
atashi chotto … nano
I’m a bit of a… (male).
ore … na tokoro ga arunda
You seem like a…
anta … ppoi na
Are you a…?
… nano
slut
yariman
cheap fuck
katsugaru
lucky snatch
ageman
(a woman who, when you sleep with her, makes your luck and general status in life change for the better)
unlucky snatch
sageman
(a woman who, when you sleep with her, sucks all the luck out of you)
virgin
shojo
dead fish
maguro
(a girl who doesn’t take an active role in lovemaking)
MILF
hitodzuma
bull dike
baritachi
lipstick lesbian
barineko
dirty whore
abazure

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