Genitalia, etc.
seiki nado
Remember how in high school you learned to sing “Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes” in Spanish? Remember playing a game of good old “Simon says touch your cabeza”? Turns
out, this wasn’t just lighthearted fun—professors of applied linguistics tell us that by touching the various parts of your body while saying their corresponding names out loud, you actually internalize a new language better. It’s called “tactile learning,” and I encourage you to try it with the following section. Simon says touch your chimpoko…
Touch my…
. . .sawatte
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Lick my…
. . .namete
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Spank my…
. . .tataite
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Be gentle with my…
. . .teinei ni atsukatte
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Can I touch your…
. . .sawatte mo ī
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〈〈〈〈〈〈〈A THRONG OF DONGS〉〉〉〉〉〉〉
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tiny dick
| tanshō, tanchiin
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limp dick
| fu’nyachin
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big dick
| dekachin
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huge cock
| kyokon,k yochin
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hung like a horse
| umanami
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Can I lick your…
. . .namete mo ī
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Can I spank your…
. . .tataite mo ī
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Can I take a picture of your…
. . .no shashin o totte ī
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Don’t touch my…
. . .sawaru na
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I love…
. . .daisuki
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That is one (those are some) fantastic…
sore wa rippa na … da
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I’ve never seen a … like that.
sonna … mita koto nai
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cock
chin chin
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Johnson
chinko
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dick
chimpo
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wiener
chimpoko
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head
kitō
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the rim of the head
kari
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(the chin, if you will—basically another word for the head)
nuts
tamatama
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