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Authors: Dirty Japanese: Everyday Slang From "What's Up?" to "F*%# Off!"

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Genitalia, etc.
seiki nado
Remember how in high school you learned to sing “Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes” in Spanish? Remember playing a game of good old “Simon says touch your cabeza”? Turns
out, this wasn’t just lighthearted fun—professors of applied linguistics tell us that by touching the various parts of your body while saying their corresponding names out loud, you actually internalize a new language better. It’s called “tactile learning,” and I encourage you to try it with the following section. Simon says touch your chimpoko…
Touch my…
. . .sawatte
Lick my…
. . .namete
Spank my…
. . .tataite
Be gentle with my…
. . .teinei ni atsukatte
Can I touch your…
. . .sawatte mo ī
〈〈〈〈〈〈〈A THRONG OF DONGS〉〉〉〉〉〉〉
tiny dick
tanshō, tanchiin
limp dick
fu’nyachin
big dick
dekachin
huge cock
kyokon,k yochin
hung like a horse
umanami
Can I lick your…
. . .namete mo ī
Can I spank your…
. . .tataite mo ī
Can I take a picture of your…
. . .no shashin o totte ī
Don’t touch my…
. . .sawaru na
I love…
. . .daisuki
That is one (those are some) fantastic…
sore wa rippa na … da
I’ve never seen a … like that.
sonna … mita koto nai
cock
chin chin
Johnson
chinko
dick
chimpo
wiener
chimpoko
head
kitō
the rim of the head
kari
(the chin, if you will—basically another word for the head)
nuts
tamatama

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