Love, Rosie (211 page)
Authors: Cecelia Ahern
short-lived.
He’ll
be
joining
us
on
this
chat
room
shortly
and
I’ll
be
able
to
say
those
four
magical
words,
“I
told
you
so.”
I
don’t
want
to
have
to
say
it
though.
He’s
my
friend
and
I
want
him
to
be
happy.
But
that
woman
is
evil,
I
can
sense
it.
Divorced_1:
Wildflower:
UnsureOne:
Divorced_1:
No,
divorce
is
evil,
isn’t
that
right
UnsureOne?
Ha
ha
ha
ha.
That’s
not
funny.
All
she’s
done
is
laugh
all
night.
I
think
Wildflower
has
been
sampling
the
wildflower
if
you
know
what
I
mean.
UnsureOne
has
left
the
room
Wildflower:
Divorced_1:
You’re
too
hard
on
her,
Divorced_1.
Oh
don’t
be
silly,
she
loves
it.
She
comes
back
night
after
night
doesn’t
she?
I
think
we’re
the
only
bit
of
adult
conver-
sation
she
has
all
day.
Buttercup:
Wildflower:
So
did
everyone
enjoy
their
Christmas?
I
haven’t
stopped
partying
all
week.
It’s
been
great.
I’ve
never
love,
rosie
317
sat
on
so
many
Santas’
laps
in
my
life.
Ha
ha.
Anyway
I
have
to
go;
I
have
to
get
ready
for
a
fancy
dress
tonight.
I’m
going
as
a
playboy
bunny.
Bye!
Wildflower
has
left
the
room
Buttercup:
Divorced_1:
LonelyLady:
SingleSam:
Divorced_1:
Buttercup:
Divorced_1:
Buttercup:
SingleSam:
Buttercup:
Divorced_1:
Buttercup:
SingleSam:
Buttercup:
Divorced_1:
SingleSam:
Buttercup:
Divorced_1:
SingleSam:
LonelyLady:
Buttercup:
SingleSam:
What
about
everybody
else?
I
think
I
put
on
about
two
stone.
It
was,
you
know,
a
quiet
one.
Television
was
good
this
year
though.
Yeah.
Yeah,
I
like
the
Christmas
specials.
Good
for
occupying
the
kids
too.
Yeah.
Good
documentaries
too.
Mmmm.
Watched
that
one
on
polar
bears
last
night.
I
saw
that
one
too
.
.
.
I
hadn’t
realized
that
all
polar
bears
are
left-handed.
Yes,
that
was
interesting
.
.
.
and
the
snails
.
.
.
They’re
left-handed
too?
No
but
they
can
sleep
for
three
years
apparently.
Lucky
buggers
.
.
.
Yes
TV
is
good
at
Christmas
alright
.
.
.
It’s
kind
of
nice
to
be
alone
at
Christmas,
to
have
a
bit
of
peace
and
quiet.
Total
peace
and
quiet.
Yes
it’s
very
quiet
.
.
.
You
know,
myself
and
my
ex,
we
used
to
have
big
parties
every
Christmas,
busy
all
the
time,
out
every
night
or
enter-
taining
whenever
we
were
home.
We
hardly
had
any
time
to
ourselves.
But
this
is
quite
different.
No
one
around.
No
par-
ties,
no
guests
this
year
.
.
.
