Authors: Cecelia Ahern
Oh
LonelyLady
just
stop
crying
for
one
minute
of
your
life
and
think
about
your
situation.
You
should
be
angry
not
sad.
Repeat
after
me,
I
am
a
strong
woman.
LonelyLady:
Divorced_1:
LonelyLady:
Divorced_1:
LonelyLady:
Divorced_1:
LonelyLady:
Divorced_1:
I
am
a
strong
woman.
I
am
in
control
of
my
life.
I
am
in
control
of
my
life.
It
is
not
my
fault
that
Tommy
left.
It
is
not
my
fault
that
Tommy
left.
And
I
don’t
care
that
he
did
because
he
is
a
bastard.
I
can’t
say
that!
Look,
let
me
put
your
life
into
perspective
for
you.
He
walked
out
on
you
after
only
6
months
of
marriage,
took
the
furni-
ture,
the
kitchenware
even
the
damn
bathroom
mat,
and
left
you
a
note
for
Christ
sake,
so
repeat
after
me,
I
don’t
care
that
he
left
me
because
he
is
a
bastard!
LonelyLady:
Divorced_1:
LonelyLady:
I
don’t
care
that
he
left
me
because
he
is
a
BASTARD!
Screw
him!
Screw
him!
love,
rosie
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Ladies
I’m
not
sure
that
this
is
a
very
healthy
way
to
help
LonelyLady.
Oh
shut
up,
you’re
never
sure
of
anything.
Oh
shut
up,
you’re
never
sure
of
anything!
LonelyLady
I
didn’t
mean
for
you
to
repeat
that
.
Ha
ha
ha
ha.
Oh
shut
up.
Gosh,
I’m
not
sure
anyone
is
ever
allowed
to
have
an
opinion
in
here
apart
from
you
Divorced_1.
But
you
never
have
an
opinion.
Look
everyone,
calm
down.
Don’t
be
silly,
UnsureOne;
of
course
we
all
want
to
hear
your
opinion.
How
did
you
deal
with
Leonard
having
an
affair
and
leaving
you?
Unsure
One:
Divorced_1:
LonelyLady:
Divorced_1:
Wildflower:
Divorced_1:
UnsureOne:
Divorced_1:
SingleSam:
Divorced_1:
SingleSam:
UnsureOne:
She
cleverly
moved
into
the
spare
room
and
stopped
having
a
life.
Now,
now
Divorced_1
give
her
a
chance.
Thank
you
SingleSam,
you’re
a
gentleman.
What
I
was
going
to
say
is
that
I
don’t
believe
in
divorce.
I
follow
the
teachings
of
the
Catholic
church
and
the
pope
himself
said
that
divorce
is
an
“evil”
that
is
“spreading
like
a
plague”
through
society.
I
for
one
agree
with
him.
The
purpose
of
the
family
is
to
be
together.
And
together
we
shall
stay
no
matter
what
happens.
Divorced_1:
Wildflower:
UnsureOne:
Wildflower:
UnsureOne:
Wildflower:
UnsureOne:
Wildflower:
Well
the
pope
was
never
married
to
my
ex-husband,
that’s
all
I
have
to
say
to
that.
Ha
ha
ha
ha
ha.
I’m
not
continuing
with
this
conversation,
I
don’t
like
your