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Authors: Gina Lamm
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of him. He could not show her his weakness, his shame.
“Get out.” His voice was low and threatening.
The floorboards creaked with her steps. “Don’t be
stupid, Avery. You’re bleeding. You look like you got
hit by a pickup truck.” Concern threaded her words,
lending them an almost tender sound despite the insult.
He closed his eyes, trying to get his rage under control.
Water trickled and dripped into the basin beside him.
“This is going to hurt. I’m sorry.”
The cloth had barely grazed his shoulder when he
gained his feet like a shot. Whirling, he glared at her.
“I said for you to leave me be. I’ve asked for no favors
from you. These chambers are mine, not yours. If you
are discovered here, you’ll be turned out into the street
immediately. Besides, I’ve no need of your assistance.”
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He backed toward the corner and widened his stance
subconsciously, staring at her through lowered brows.
She stood motionless for a while, the damp cloth still
hanging from her fingertips like a dead creature. He
mimicked her stillness, not letting his gaze leave her face.
Sighing, she let the cloth fall back into the basin with
a fleshy plop.
“Okay, fine. So you don’t need my help.” She crossed
her arms, and he struggled to focus on the throbbing pain
in his ribs rather than the way her breasts rounded with
the unintended frame. “I’ll just stay over here, quiet and
out of the way.”
She flounced over to the only chair in the room and
sat, keeping her blue eyes trained on his face.
They stood in silence, a pair of combatants unwilling
to give the other quarter. Had she been a man, Avery
would have been very tempted to give way to his baser
instincts and thoroughly thrash the blighter. But this was
Leah. Tall, beautiful, odd Leah, who insisted on helping
to tend the wounds of a nigh stranger. Despite his best
efforts, he could not stay angry with her. Even though
she’d invaded his private rooms, he could not ignore the
selfless intention behind her reasoning.
“You can stand there and stare at me all you want.
That’s fine with me, but it’s not going to stop that drip
of blood that’s about to hit your waistband.”
He looked down. Blast it, she was right. He dashed
the offending drip away, leaving a smear of blood to mat
the curls of hair on his abdomen.
“Come on. Don’t be such a hard ass. If you let me
help you clean up, it’ll go much faster, and we can both
get down to dinner before Mrs. Harper throws a hissy fit.”
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“Surely it is not time for the evening meal?” At her
nod, Avery cursed beneath his breath.
She shrugged, looking unconcerned. “They’ll get
over my being late. You were hurt.”
“You must go.”
She shook her head vehemently. “Nope, not while
you’re still bleeding.”
He gritted his teeth in irritation. “You silly wench, go
down to supper. If you’re discovered in a man’s cham-
bers, you’ll be ruined and cast out of the house. Smythe
and Mrs. Harper would never allow you to stay.”
Raising her brows, she crossed her arms. “Well, you’d
better hurry up then, because I’m not leaving this room
until your injuries are taken care of.”
Despite the prickle of unease across his throat, he
crossed the room to the basin again. Gripping the rag,
he wrung it out and placed it on his broken skin with
a hissing breath. Even though he desperately wanted to
squeeze his eyes shut, he would not give her the advan-
tage of losing his scrutiny.
“There. My wounds are being attended to. Now you
may leave.”
She laughed at him. “This is going to take forever. At
this rate I won’t get there in time for dessert, and then
you’ll be in trouble for helping me get this job.”
Blast it— she left him no choice. His reluctant decision
made, Avery laid the cloth back in the basin. “Be quick
about it then. You must attend the evening meal.”
He could not miss the self- satisfied gleam in her eyes
as she stood. “Good. Sit down on the bed there.”
He followed her instructions, his already sore muscles
tight with apprehension. “This is very improper.”
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“Oh stop. I’m a servant, so nobody can give a crap
about my reputation.”
“In this household, even the servants are held to an
impossible standard. And are you not a servant who has
designs on a duke?” He tossed the bitter question over
his shoulder and gave a hiss of pain when she probed at
his ribcage.
“Yeah. But still. This will only take a minute.” She
stood upright, frowning at his rapidly darkening side.
“I think you’ve got a broken rib. We’ll need to wrap
that up.”
He did not disagree.
Her touch was tender on his wounds, soft and gentle
as she cleansed the blood from his skin and bound
his aching sides. He found himself relaxing under her
ministrations, despite his better judgment. When he’d
been bandaged and cleansed to her satisfaction, she
cleared her throat.
“So you didn’t say. How did this happen?”
Her question hung in the air, heavy and dark in its
innocence. His teeth nearly drew blood from the inside
of his cheek. She couldn’t know about his past. She’d
hate him like the rest of the servants, and God help him,
he could not face that derision coming from her. She
was nearly a complete stranger to him, but she’d been so
kind. The dark world of the boxing mills and his past was
no place for a beautiful creature like her.
“Avery?”
He sighed.
“It is not a tale for lady’s ears, and it does not signify
in any case.”
“But…”
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He stopped her with a hand in the air. “It does not
signify. But have a care, miss.” He turned to her. “Men
are not always what they seem.”
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Leah swallowed hard, trying not to let her confusion
show on her face. What could he mean by such a cryptic
warning?
Men
aren’t always what they seem?
Was Avery some kind of criminal or something? Had he been
injured while doing something illegal?
“Well,” she said, looking down at the basin of water to
avoid the seriousness of his hazel gaze, “I’ll remember that.”
With confusion stirring in her brain, she turned to
leave the room.
“Miss?”
Her heart fluttered with something odd when she
turned to look at his shirtless form again. Even his bruises
and bandages couldn’t detract from the muscled beauty
of his masculine form, but a half- naked Avery facing her
was truly a sight to behold. His arms and chest were lined
with muscle, nicely defined with a sprinkling of hair
across his chest and thickening in a line down his belly,
disappearing into his high- waisted breeches. But his eyes
were as serious as the grave.
“Think on what I’ve said.”
Leah nodded, trying to swallow, but her throat had
gone dry. “I will,” she rasped.
The door clicked shut behind her. His words dogged
her steps as she made her way from the attic down to the
servant’s hall. What the hell did he mean? Was he trying
to warn her away? But why? She didn’t even know him
that well, and she certainly wasn’t here after him.
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Leah laughed to herself as she skipped the last step to
hop on the landing. It made sense. Of course he’d been
concerned about propriety. Leah shook her head with a
smile and hustled for the servant’s hall. She didn’t regret
helping him at all, but she was grateful for the reminder.
This place and time was different than what she was used
to, and any tiny misstep on her part could have grave
consequences. She’d be more careful.
“I trust,” Mrs. Harper said when Leah entered the
room, “that this tardiness of yours is not a habit, Miss
Ramsey. No matter your relation to Cook, I shall expect
the courtesy of your prompt attendance at mealtimes and
whenever your services are required.”
“Yes, ma’am,” Leah said, hanging her head in what
she hoped was an accurate portrayal of a chastised, meek
parlor maid. “Henrietta was kind enough to show me the
conservatory, and I lost track of time. It won’t happen
again, ma’am.”
After bobbing an apologetic curtsy, Leah slid into the
chair beside Henrietta and smiled sweetly. The girl glared
at her, obviously piqued that her scheme hadn’t made
Leah completely miss the meal.
Cook gave Leah a tight nod as she plopped a bowl of
watery soup in front of her, along with a hunk of coarse
brown bread. “There, lassie. You’ll be needin’ your
strength now. You’ve much to learn and do tomorrow.”
Leah murmured a polite agreement as she tore off
a hunk of bread and chewed it slowly. Ugh. Dry and
tough. Scanning the rest of the table’s occupants, she
took note of how they ate their soup. Mrs. Harper took
tiny sips, perching on the very edge of her chair with her
spine straighter than a yardstick. Cook hunched over her
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bowl, her lips pursed as she poured in the broth. Various
footmen and a hawk- nosed man that Leah presumed was
the butler ate with typical male gusto, refined as it was
by the niceties of aping gentility. Henrietta and the rest
of the maids chatted between sips and giggled like the
young girls many of them were.
Satisfied that she wouldn’t stick out too much, Leah
soaked bites of bread in her soup and ate the bland broth
without complaining. This was way too important to
screw up.
Dinner was filling, if a little unsatisfying, Leah smiled
at the maid who took her empty bowl. The thin girl
didn’t smile back. Sliding her damp palms down her
skirt, Leah watched as the rest of the staff separated into
groups. Where would she fit in here? Best to hang back
and see.
The maids gathered in a corner around Henrietta,
baskets of mending at their feet. They turned their backs
to the room, eyeing Leah with mistrust from some and
complete dislike from others. Leah sighed. It wasn’t
going to be easy to become one of the girls, apparently.
The off- duty footmen laughed as they shuffled a deck
of cards. Leah stood, uncertainty holding her back. She
knew better than to ask them to deal her in. She prob-
ably wouldn’t know the game they were playing, and
she didn’t want the maids to think she was making a bid
for the only male attention to be had. That would make
things even worse, she was fairly sure.
So instead, she took a seat beside Cook and listened
to the woman wax eloquent on the ways to prepare a
leg of mutton. After an hour, she’d heard more than she
ever wanted to know about sheep butchery. When the
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lady finally fell quiet, a smile pinned firmly to her lips
at her own culinary genius, Leah saw her opening and
jumped for it.
“Cook, why didn’t Mr. Russell come to dinner this
evening?” Whoa. Not what she’d intended to say at
all, but her curiosity about the valet had momentarily
preempted her mission to snare the duke.
Cook’s smile slipped and she folded her hands primly
in her lap. “I’m sure I don’t know.”
“Doesn’t he normally eat with the rest of the staff?”
“Child, you’ll do well to keep clear of Mr. Russell.”
Confusion and offended loyalty for her new friend
bubbled in Leah’s chest. “But I thought you liked him.
He seems really nice. What do you mean, I should
avoid him?”
Cook stood and grabbed Leah by the hand, dragging
her into the darkened kitchen. Her voice was a sibilant
hiss in the dim room. “Mind your tone with me, miss.
I’ve put me own position on the line by begging for
yours, so you’ll keep a rein on your tongue or you’ll be
out on the street. Mr. Russell prefers to be alone, and
that’s all there is to it. Do not speak with him; do not
seek him out. I cannot be any plainer.”
Leah’s brow furrowed and she bit her lip at the
woman’s words, not liking a bit of it. There was a lot
more going on in this house than it seemed. Avery was
alone, but he seemed lonely too. Why wouldn’t anyone
associate with him? Weren’t valets kind of high up in the
ranks of domestic help?