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Authors: Gina Lamm
Tags: #Romance, #Literature & Fiction, #United States, #Regency, #Science Fiction & Fantasy, #Time Travel
something?
Shaking off the concern, she tried to focus. Like it
or not, at the moment, she needed his help.
Nothing
to
it
but
to
do
it
. Opting for honesty, she launched straight into her idea.
“I know this doesn’t seem like it’s possible, but I’m
from the twenty- first century, from what you’d probably
call the colonies.”
She tucked a stray hair behind her ear, scanning his
features for disbelief. But, just her luck, Avery Russell
had a poker face to end all poker faces. He was like a
gorgeous statue with a slight bump in his nose. “It’s
magic,” she said, and then immediately wanted to smack
herself in the forehead. As if
that
would make it better.
“Of course.” His tone was dryer than South Texas
in July.
She rolled her eyes and stood, needing to put some
distance between them. “There’s no need to be sarcastic.
I wouldn’t have believed it either if it didn’t actually
happen to me— and my best friend, who’s now married
to the Earl of Dunnington, by the way.” She hoped the
name might mean something to him.
When he didn’t respond, her smile faltered, but she
held her pose. Fine, she’d lay it all out there on the
table— either he’d help her or not.
“So listen, here’s my problem. I can’t meet the duke
without some kind of introduction. You and I both
know I’ll need some help in order to meet him, let alone
convince him we belong together.” She sat back down
beside him and leaned close to lower her voice to its
most convincing level. “You’re my only hope, Avery
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Russell.” She hoped her sincerity was clear in her face.
There wasn’t much else she could think of to say.
The only clue that he wasn’t as composed as a sack
of concrete was the slight flaring of his nostrils. It was
almost like he smelled her perfume and liked it. Well,
he could sniff her all damn day if he’d just agree to help
her. And actually, there were a lot of things that could
be worse than staying close enough to Avery to let him
smell her perfume. The man really was magnetic, despite
his attitude. Her gaze flicked to his full lips before she
could stop it.
“It is madness, foolishness, and the worst sort of
nonsense.” He sighed and looked down at his hand, the
one she’d touched only moments before. “But it is not
for me to judge you. If your course is firmly set, then I
shall do my best to aid you.”
“Oh, Avery, thanks. You’re the best.” She flung her
arms around his neck. His muscles trembled, and the
slightly coarse fabric of his coat scratched at her cheek.
She breathed in shoe polish and strong soap. But Leah
didn’t care. She’d made her first friend, albeit a handsome
and reluctant one, and he was going to help her to her
true love. How much better could today get?
i
“And this is where you’ll sleep.”
The door swung open and Mrs. Harper gestured into
the dim attic room. Leah closed her eyes, made a wish,
and walked toward the open door to face her fate.
A haughty sniff came from her unwilling tour guide.
The housekeeper, Mrs. Harper, resembled a disap-
proving Q- tip more than anyone Leah had ever met. Her
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tiny, stick- thin frame was crowned by a bushy cloud of
stark- white hair, but a duchess herself could be no more
stuck up than Mrs. Harper was.
The grand tour of the new underhousemaid had
culminated with this, the reveal of Leah’s temporary
living quarters. She tried to contain her dismay as she
looked around the tiny room, crammed with two beds
and other people’s belongings.
“You’ll share this bed with Henrietta,” Mrs. Harper
said. “Teresa and Sara sleep in the other. You’ll have
one drawer for your things.” She gestured to a simple
wooden bureau in the corner. “Your uniforms are
already inside. Dress— mind you take care— and be down
for supper at the hour.”
Mrs. Harper shut the door without another word,
leaving Leah alone in the rapidly darkening attic
room. She dropped the empty, beaten leather bag that
Avery had produced to lend authenticity to her role
as applicant for housemaid onto the floor beside her
and crossed to the single, tiny window. After pulling
it open, she ducked her head out to look at the city of
London below.
She bit her lip, excitement thrumming through her
veins. Carriages rolled down the cobbled streets, beau-
tiful horses tossing their heads as Londoners called greet-
ings to one another. Lamp boys scurried along, propping
small ladders against the posts and touching their lit wicks
to the lamp heads. A baker’s boy ran past, his arms loaded
with golden- brown loaves. It was picturesque, beautiful,
everything she’d imagined.
Her happy sigh echoed through the room. Who’d
have thought that she’d be living such a dream?
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“From the country, are you?”
Leah nearly swallowed her own tongue in shock at the
high- pitched voice behind her. She whirled and smiled.
“Hello. Who are you?”
The girl didn’t answer at first, just tilted her head
quizzically, causing her too- big mobcap to flop over one
eye. She shoved it back with a motion that was clearly of
longstanding habit.
“I’m Henrietta. You must be the new maid. Mrs.
Harper sent me up to help you get settled.” The girl gave
a small smile, revealing crooked front teeth.
Faint discomfort nestled at the back of Leah’s spine.
This girl looked only a few years older than Leah’s drama
students at Concord Magnet Elementary School. She
couldn’t be more than twelve, thirteen years old, and she
worked here? Reminding herself that child labor laws
were still a work in progress, Leah nodded.
“Nice to meet you, Henrietta. Or do you go by Henry?”
“What a daft question. I am a girl, so I am Henrietta.
They said you was a sight dim, and weren’t they right
and all.” The polite smile was gone, and in its place was
a look of dislike that was more suited to Mrs. Harper’s
drawn cheeks than Henrietta’s apple- shaped ones.
Well
well
well
, thought Leah as she drew herself up to her full height.
The
little
match
girl
is
more
of
a
little
spitfire
.
“Well, Henrietta, why don’t you show me around?”
Leah kept tight eye contact with the little demon, daring
her to challenge further.
Aha
, she thought as Henrietta looked away and
marched to the bureau.
Round
one
to
Ramsey.
“Your uniforms is here, caps and aprons there. Hair
tucked all beneath your cap. You’ll be scolded it’s not
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done to Mrs. Harper’s liking. Oh”— the girl turned—
“and one more thing.”
She might as well have a blinking neon sign on her
cute little forehead that read “I’m about to try to screw
you over.” Leah crossed her arms and waited.
“Mrs. Harper said to tell you that supper has been
delayed. You’re to remain here until quarter past the hour.”
Leah inwardly shook her head. Poor kid. She had
talent but no control. Overplaying a part was worse than
underplaying it. “Hold it right there.”
Henrietta had been about to turn the doorknob to
make her escape, but Leah’s “freeze or you’re dead meat”
voice had been fairly well honed over the years. The girl
turned slowly, a wary look in her wide brown eyes.
“If supper is delayed, then you can help me settle in.”
Leah plopped down on the bed and patted the faded
covers beside her. “Sit down with me.”
Henrietta’s look of repugnance would have been funny
if it wasn’t so damn depressing. Leah began wishing she’d
stuck closer to Avery. Clearly the female staff wouldn’t be
giving her as warm a welcome as he had.
Leah sighed and rubbed at the temple that was begin-
ning a steady throb. What a damn depressing thought.
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Five
It had been easier than Avery had thought to
convince Mrs. Dearborn, the cook, to pretend Leah
was her relation from the colonies. An older woman
with a softer heart than anyone else in the house, Cook
had been Avery’s only confidante. Despite their cordial
acquaintance, he’d expected much more of a fight from
her when he suggested the plan. But once Avery had
explained that Leah would be out on the street if she
couldn’t provide a reference, Cook had agreed to the
charade and bustled Leah away to meet Mrs. Harper and
apply for Fannie’s recently vacated position.
As Leah waved a cheerful farewell from the kitchen
doorway, an odd twinge took up residence in Avery’s
chest. Turning, he’d thumped at his ribs, trying to dislodge
the feeling as he’d exited the main house and walked out
toward the stables. It hadn’t worked. The buoyant, almost
excited sensation cast an unfamiliar lightness to his walk.
Her tale was difficult to believe, but she had appeared
sincere. Was it possible that she had come from nearly
two hundred years in the future? The gravel crunched
beneath his feet as he considered the notion.
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When he was just a boy in the village of Chelmsford,
their neighbor, Mrs. Comstock, had dabbled in the Old
Ways. Though his clergyman father forbade him to speak
with the old woman, he knew from her that strange
things were possible. He’d seen her making potions and
curing folk in ways that no normal person could, so it
stood to reason that this stranger’s outlandish claim could
prove true.
His father was dead, and he was no longer a boy.
Would he heed the warnings he’d been given as a child,
or discover more about this beautiful stranger? Whether
she’d come from the future or no, she stirred an interest
within him that she should not. And he could not afford
any distractions.
Once he’d reached the stables and tossed the hounds
some scraps he’d gotten from Cook, he rounded to the
back of the buildings into the lean- to shed he used for
training. As he reached for the leather door strap, he
could have sworn that his lips were stretched oddly, in
what almost felt like a smile. Shaking his head, he tried
to clear his thoughts of yellow hair and summer- sky eyes
as he entered the shed. It was damn near impossible. She
haunted him like a wraith.
The scents of dust, hay, and sweat hung heavy in the
air, a reminder of the sole purpose of this room. Imagining
the way she’d felt for that brief moment pressed against
him, he methodically stripped to the waist. Streams of
late- afternoon light reached through gaps in the slat wall,
lying in wicked angles across the straw- dusted floor. Dust
motes floated in the air as Avery carefully hung his valet’s
waistcoat, shirt, and jacket on iron hooks by the door.
A rip, another, and then he wrapped thin linen strips
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around his knuckles, knotting them securely. Stretching
his ribcage with a heavy breath, Avery turned and faced
his opponent— a canvas bag filled with sand, hung with
thick ropes from a ceiling beam. Settling his weight
squarely on the balls of his feet, Avery’s fists tingling and ready, he pulled back for his first swing.
The ghost of an impish smile with twinkling eyes
winked at him, and he missed the bag completely.
Overbalanced, he staggered forward, nearly plowing
directly into his former employer’s tall form.
“Oy, Russell, you’ll never win another tourney with
a pitiful showing like that.”
Avery righted himself quickly, bringing his fist upward
in defense. “Prachett. What are you doing here?”
Thomas Prachett laughed, moving closer to Avery.
His heavy boots thudded on the straw- strewn floor. “I’ve
need of my best man, is all. I told you I hadn’t finished
with you.”
Avery circled, maintaining the distance between
them. His nerves fired with alarm as he stared down his
past in the form of a tall, thin, and cruel man. Prachett
had loaned him funds when he’d had nothing, but Avery
had paid sorely for that loan. Only the duke’s mercy
had rescued him from an early death in the boxing mills
at the hands of one of Prachett’s victims— or the man