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Authors: Gina Lamm
Tags: #Romance, #Literature & Fiction, #United States, #Regency, #Science Fiction & Fantasy, #Time Travel
“Pardon. I am Mrs. Knightsbridge.” The woman
bobbed a curtsy. “Whom do I have the pleasure
of addressing?”
Leah’s heart pounded so hard she was sure it would
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leap straight out of her chest. “Leah. Leah Ramsey. I’m
Jamie’s friend.”
“Oh, my dear Miss Ramsey. Miss Jamie told me so
much about you.” The little lady patted Baron on the
head as he lapped her hand. “What a pleasure this is at
last. I would dearly love to see Miss Jamie, and his lord-
ship, of course. Are they at home?”
“I’m sorry,” Leah said, shuffling from foot to foot. For
all her theatre history and costume knowledge, she was a
little light on time- traveling- visitor etiquette. “They got married two days ago. They’re on their honeymoon.”
Mrs. Knightsbridge clucked her tongue and sighed.
“Oh goodness, what a bother. I have arrived too late for
the nuptials. These time shifts are becoming so unreliable.”
She shook her head. “There is no hope for it. I shall have
to go back and attempt to time my arrival more appropri-
ately.” The little woman stepped toward the bureau again.
“No, Mrs. Knightsbridge, wait!” Leah jumped
forward and grabbed the woman by the elbow. “Please,
just a minute.”
“Yes?”
Leah swallowed hard. The words came of their own
volition, and she couldn’t stop their complete rush. “I
need to ask you something.”
Mrs. Knightsbridge arched a brow in a knowing
manner but waited for Leah to continue.
“It’s my grandfather. I’m worried about him. He
started talking yesterday about dying.” Leah ran her nails
along her jeans, the rough edge of her thumbnail picking
at the cotton. “I know you’ve got powers. Jamie told
me. Is something going to happen to him? Is he sick and
not telling me?”
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“Why ask me, dear?” Mrs. Knightsbridge laid a hand
atop Leah’s.
“Because I know you see things. The scrying. That’s
how you found Jamie, right? Can’t you tell if some-
thing’s wrong with Pawpaw?”
Mrs. Knightsbridge shook her head, and Leah’s hopes
slipped through the floor.
“I do not have what I require for that, my dear.
But”— she smiled conspiratorially— “I can assist you in
the same manner I assisted Miss Jamie.”
Her hopes leapt through the floorboards and lodged
straight in her chest, making her heart beat a ragged
thump. “Really? You can send me to another time
and place?”
“Of course,” the housekeeper said.
Leah jammed her hands in her pockets to keep them
steady. She was almost vibrating, she was so excited. Go
back in time? To when the gentlemen knew how to treat
a lady, to when class was something everyone aspired to?
She could find someone there, someone who appreci-
ated her. Someone her grandfather would approve of.
Someone who wouldn’t dick her over like Kevin had.
And with time travel, she could be back before anyone
knew she’d gone.
She grinned. “Let’s do it.”
Besides, who wouldn’t jump at the chance to visit
Regency England?
Not
this
girl
.
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The scuff simply refused to budge from the duke’s
favorite Hessians. Avery Russell sighed and resumed
polishing the expensive leather boots. His Grace would
be quite put out if these weren’t presentable in time for
the next morning’s calls.
“Russell, are you about? I must speak with you.”
Avery didn’t look up from his work at the butler’s
supercilious tone. “I am here, Mr. Smythe.”
The butler stepped into the dressing room and shut
the door behind him. “Mrs. Harper has dismissed Fannie,
the underhousemaid. Until a suitable replacement can be
found, you shall attend to the sweeping up and tidying
His Grace’s chambers.”
Avery refused to raise his gaze from the boot. He bit
his bottom lip to keep in the retort that first sprang to
mind. Smythe could take that sweeping and shove it up
his— “Are there not more than enough maids to attend
to that? I have many other duties.” In any other house-
hold, a valet would never be found doing the maid’s
work. But ever since Avery had come into the duke’s
household, Smythe had tried him to no end.
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“The maids cannot be spared from their responsibili-
ties,” Smythe replied. “Mrs. Harper has divided the rest
of Fannie’s work amongst them. You shall attend to
this, or I shall see to it that you are dismissed from His
Grace’s service.”
The threat in Smythe’s tone was clear. Avery set
his jaw and swallowed his response. He had to mind
his place. This position was much less hazardous to his
well- being than his previous employment had been. The
Duke of Granville had pressed the bounds of propriety in
even hiring Avery for such a high position, and the rest
of the servants knew it. Smythe was the biggest voice of
dissent. Avery adjusted the boot before finally glancing
up. “So be it.”
Smythe nodded, looking down his nose at Avery, his
forehead wrinkled— whether in frustration or in sheer
dislike, Avery couldn’t say. He’d simply have to continue
doing his best to please the duke and hope that the
servants fell into line. But after nearly a year as the duke’s valet without change, his hopes were fading.
“I shall leave you to it then. Have a care with the
grates, Russell. Though you have but come to service
lately, your actions reflect upon this whole house. I will
not allow our reputation to be blemished.”
Without another word, Smythe turned and left the
room. Avery resisted the impulse to curse beneath his
breath. It would serve no purpose, none at all.
The door opened again. “Russell, His Grace’s new
bureau has arrived. Though I should like to direct
the placement of it myself, a matter has arisen in the
kitchens that must be dealt with. You shall have to do.”
Smythe disappeared again and was quickly replaced by
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the grunts and groans of the men as they strained under
the furniture’s weight.
Frustration tightening his jaw, Avery left the boots and
entered the bedchamber with quick strides. If the workmen
left a smudge on any of His Grace’s things, Smythe
would be sure to blame Avery.
Damn
and
blast
. Perhaps he should have remained in the boxing mills after all.
“Mind the doorway, lads,” Avery said as he lifted the
corner of the bureau that was drifting dangerously close
to the polished floors. “Steady. Place it just here.”
All four men blew heavy breaths of relief as their
burden descended to the corner of the Aubusson carpet
in the duke’s massive bedchamber. Avery straightened his
simple black waistcoat as he stood.
“Well done. Please, make your way down to the
kitchens. I am sure that Cook can spare you a cup of tea.”
With muttering thanks and doffing caps, the workmen
departed, closing the chamber door behind them.
Avery eyed the bureau. A fine Chippendale piece,
it had previously belonged to the Earl of Dunnington.
After apparently boarding a ship for the colonies,
his lordship would have no further need for his fine
furnishings. Avery ran a hand along the polished wood,
yearning filling his chest. If he had the coin that had
purchased this fine bureau, he could support her for a
year or more. His hand fell away, then curled into a fist.
Useless.
He turned away with a sigh to resume his duties in the dressing chamber.
Settling back on the stool with the scuffed Hessian,
Avery tried to focus on the boot instead of his lot. Many
others had lives much worse than he. He’d do well to
mind his business and not waste time dreaming.
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A solid thump from the bedchamber interrupted his
musings.
What
the
devil?
Setting the Hessian aside, Avery turned, warning prickling through him. Was someone in
the room? Had the duke come back early? Usually His
Grace wasn’t due back from his club until well past the
evening hours.
“Your Grace?” Avery called, his deep voice echoing
back to him in the dressing chamber. He stood and
entered the adjoining bedroom. “May I be of service?”
The sight that greeted his eyes was nothing less than
extraordinary. Skirts, voluminous black skirts, hung
from the mirror, and delicate booted feet kicked wildly
beneath the fabric. The rest of the form, if indeed there
was one, was completely obscured by Avery’s reflection
in the bureau’s mirror.
“The bloody hell,” Avery breathed, unable to credit
what he saw.
She continued to wriggle free, sliding farther and
farther down the bureau’s slanted front. A trim waist
exited the mirror, followed quickly by a lean back,
flailing arms, and a tumble of yellow curls. She would
have fallen to the floor had Avery not stepped forward
and caught her just in time.
“What the devil is this?” Avery set her on her feet and
quickly stepped away. “Explain yourself, madam.”
“Oh my gosh, you’re perfect.” She laughed, her face
as shiningly pleasant as her tousled hair. Her accent was
flat, smooth, and slow, like honey dripping onto a scone.
“Sorry, I know this is sudden. Hello, I’m Leah Ramsey.”
Avery shook off the whisper of interest that flicked in
his brain.
Remember
your
place, my lad, and do not be taken
in by a pretty face.
“The name means nothing to me, miss.
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What are you doing in these bedchambers?” He kept
his countenance grim. It was no wonder the men had
struggled so with the bureau. She must have been hidden
away inside it.
Her conspiratorial smile struck him dumb. “It’s going
to sound weird, but I’ll tell you.” She gripped his arm
and leaned against him to whisper in his ear, “I traveled
through time to find my true love, and I’m pretty sure,
Your Grace, that it’s got to be you.”
The ease with which the overly familiar gesture came
was no less startling than the intimate press of her body
on his. He stepped backward as if burned, staring at her
in shock.
A
devil
with
an
angel’s face is sent to torment me
.
i
Leah’s heart fluttered with excitement. He was absolutely
perfect— everything a duke should be. Well, except for
the silvery scars on his knuckles and slight crookedness
of his nose. And maybe the height. Shouldn’t dukes clear
six feet? He couldn’t be more than an extremely well-
muscled five foot ten. And his outfit was plainer than
she’d imagined for such a high- ranking aristocrat. But
his broad shoulders and slim hips more than made up for
any height deficiency. At five foot seven herself, anything
taller than her was tall enough.
She’d made a big faux pas right off the bat, though.
Drawing in a shaky breath, Leah smiled apologetically.
She hoped that slack- jawed look on his face was more
intrigued interest than shocked disgust.
Tough
call.
“Sorry, I was just excited. I mean, look at this place.
Look at you. I can’t believe I’m actually here!”
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His silence didn’t inspire much confidence. He stood
there, scowling at her like Mr. Darcy in a room full of
commoners. She had to play it cool. Drying her suddenly
damp palms on her skirt, she breathed deeply. “Let me
explain. Mrs. Knightsbridge— she’s Micah, er, the Earl
of Dunnington’s housekeeper—
well, she’s got some
pretty incredible talents. I asked her for help with my
grandfather, but she sent me here instead. She said my
true love was in this house, and she sent me here to meet
you.
Oh
.” Cheeks burning, she suddenly remembered
the rank of the man standing there. You couldn’t just run
up to a freaking
duke
and make best friends. She sank into a low curtsy and whispered, “Your Grace.”
A firm grip surrounded her arm, flooding her with
warmth. Gosh, he was strong. He pulled her upright, but
the seriousness in his eyes stopped her smile in its tracks.
“Miss, you are mistaken. I am not your true love.” His