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Authors: Gina Lamm
Tags: #Romance, #Literature & Fiction, #United States, #Regency, #Science Fiction & Fantasy, #Time Travel
He smothered the smile her odd words brought to his
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face. “I have no doubt that you are.” He turned to leave
the room.
“Hey, where are you going?”
His feet stilled, and he looked back at her. She stood
tall, but uncertainty still shadowed her eyes.
“I missed the evening meal. I had intended to find food.”
“Oh,” she said. “Okay.” She turned back to her
washbasin, and he moved to leave the room but stopped
when she spoke again. Her voice was soft, uncertain.
“You could eat in here if you wanted. I’ve got to
finish these pots before I go to bed, and it wouldn’t be
so lonely if you were in here. You don’t have to talk
to me or anything, if you don’t want to. Just be here, if
you wanted to, that is.” She looked over her shoulder at
him, and her wide, anxious eyes softened something in
his chest.
“As you wish,” he said, and turned to leave the room.
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Leah stared down into the dishwater, wishing it were
physically possible to kick herself in the ass. What a
completely stupid way to react to an itty- bitty spider!
Well, he had been pretty sizeable
, she argued with herself.
And for Avery to have seen her like that, completely
overcome with panic over something so trivial? He
must think she was a total wuss. But she wasn’t. She
muscled the largest pot over to the basin, just to remind
herself she was tough. She grabbed the brush and started
scrubbing, punctuating each mental point with another
stroke of the coarse bristles. She was a
strong
, independent woman. She’d
built
sets for the community theatre, all by herself. She’d
made
her own iPhone app. She’d
beat
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within a
month
of its release. But, she thought as she dropped the scrub brush down into the basin, at the
sight of an eight- legged bug, she was a complete ninny.
A brainless, spineless lump of humanity.
But she kept her head up and kept moving. She hadn’t
gotten this far in life by giving up. Well, not that she’d
gotten too far, honestly. But she was a self- sufficient
adult, and that counted for something, right?
“The scullery maid should be doing this washing.”
Avery’s voice came from behind her. A scraping of wood
against the stone floor accompanied his voice. “Why
were you pressed into this duty?”
Redoubling her scrubbing efforts, Leah looked down
into the pot instead of back at Avery. She couldn’t tell
him it was because she’d been late for supper. His
I- told-you- so
’s had to be more irritating than the usual. “Mrs.
Harper said that the scullery maids were on vacation, or
holiday, whatever.”
“Are you still expected to do the duties of under-
housemaid in the morning?”
She nodded and frowned down at a stubborn bit of
burnt- on food. No matter how she scrubbed, it clung to
the bottom of the pot like Uncle Scrooge with his last
nickel. “Stubborn piece of shit,” she muttered.
“I beg your pardon?” Avery’s voice was just behind
her head.
Startled, she dropped the brush in to the washbasin. The
resulting splash soaked the chest of her apron and dress. She staggered backward, straight into the surprised valet.
He sprang away as if burned, and she stumbled to
catch herself before she fell on her ass. Crap, she spent a
lot of time not being graceful in front of him.
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Good thing he wasn’t her destined true love. He’d
have run away screaming by now if he was.
“Damn it,” she cursed, wiping at her front. “I’m
sorry. I’m not normally such a klutz.” She looked up at
him, confusion and helplessness leaking out of her ears.
“It’s just late, and it’s been a really long day, and I…”
“Hush,” he interrupted her. The corner of his mouth
twitched, almost like he wanted to smile, but he didn’t.
Good thing too. She’d have had to belt the shit out of
him or burst into tears. “Sit just there, by the fire. It will dry your clothing. Finish that bread and cheese if you’ve
a mind to.”
He unbuttoned his cuffs and began methodically rolling
the fabric up his muscled forearms. Leah swallowed hard
at the purely innocent sight. Damn, the man had some
nice arms, even though they bore some purpling bruises.
Corded with muscle, they flexed with the simplest move-
ments. Did valets do that much heavy lifting?
“You’re not going to wash the dishes for me. It’s not
your job,” she protested, but he shook his head.
“It is of no consequence. We’ll have them done in a
trice, and you can find your bed afterward.”
“Oh gosh,” Leah said, dropping her forehead to the
table in front of her with a moan. “I forgot I’ve got to be
up at the ass crack of dawn in the morning.”
Avery barked a laugh, nearly scaring the shit out of her.
“What did you say?”
“The ass crack of dawn,” Leah said, laughing herself at
Avery’s shocked expression. “It’s my somewhat colorful
description for getting up too damn early.”
He cleared his throat, smothered his smile with a
more neutral expression, and continued scrubbing the
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next- to- last pot. “As amusing as your description is, I’d
suggest you not use it around the other servants. They
should probably not enjoy it as much as I.”
“I’ll take that under advisement,” Leah said, smiling
down at the cheese sandwich she was making. A side-
ways glimpse at the valet revealed that he was hard at
work removing grime from what looked like a witch’s
cauldron. And it wasn’t even his job; he just wanted to
help her.
“Thank you for helping me.” Her words came out
without thought, but she was glad they had.
He didn’t turn, but she thought his shoulders relaxed
slightly. She popped a crust of bread into her mouth,
chewing thoughtfully before speaking again. “So how
did you end up here? Always wanted to be a valet?”
He paused in his scrubbing to laugh. “Not as such,
no.” The sound of bristles on metal resumed. “I had
some little experience in grand houses before this one.
My former employment rendered me unfit for service to
most. But His Grace took a liking to me, so here I am.”
Leah sat back against the wooden slats. “So what did
you do before that made you ‘unfit’ to most?” She made
air quotes, even though his back was turned.
“I worked with my hands.”
The answer was cryptic, but his tone was even more
so. Leah pursed her lips. “Like, making things?”
His laugh this time was bitter. “No, not at all.” He
didn’t give her a chance to ask a follow- up. “It is of
no consequence. What is your occupation in the land
behind the wardrobe?”
Leah smiled. “That makes it sound like I lived in
Narnia, which would have been awesome. But no. I’m
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an elementary school drama teacher.” She pinched off
another bite of bread. “I’ve got a great group of kids, and
I couldn’t imagine doing anything else. I mean, who else
gets to play pretend for their nine- to- five?”
Water splashed as Avery emptied the pot. His muscles
strained against the damp cotton of his sleeves as he lifted
the large iron thing. “I am sure that the children enjoy
their lessons with such a lovely teacher.”
Leah’s heart thudded at the compliment, but Avery
didn’t turn. He merely wiped the pot down with a rag
and continued washing up. She took a bite of the sand-
wich he’d given her, just because she didn’t know what
else to say. It would have been so much easier if Avery
could be the duke. But even though he’d been sweet and
had just called her lovely, he wasn’t exactly coming on
to her. She’d spent a lot of time in the friend zone, and
this was shaping up to be that kind of friendship, sadly.
She swallowed methodically, flicking a little crumb
from the corner of the table. As handsome as Avery was,
she was here to romance the duke himself. That had to
be it. She’d win his heart and waltz back through the
mirror with her perfect man in tow. She hoped.
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Eight
When Leah and Avery parted ways at the top of
the stairs, it was one o’clock. After that single compli-
ment, he’d kept the conversation light, never venturing
into the territory again. It had been a little disappointing, but even so, she’d really enjoyed talking with the strong,
quiet man. She watched as he disappeared down the
corridor, moving slowly. Must be his bruises hurting him.
She shook her head.
Shouldn’t have let him finish the pots.
Leah’s jaw cracked loudly as she yawned, and she
covered her mouth with the hand that wasn’t holding
her candle. Four hours of sleep? It wasn’t going to be
fun, but she’d make it, she reasoned. It would be worth
it in the end.
She found her door without much trouble and pushed
it open with a creak. Soft snores echoed through the
room from the occupants who were already in bed.
Leah shook her head as she set the candle down on a
small table. She really wasn’t looking forward to sleeping
with strangers, but what choice did she have? Hell, she
thought as she peeled her damp dress off, she’d much
rather go bunk with Avery than with the obnoxious little
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Henrietta. Locking her in the conservatory? Come on.
She’d have to do a lot better than that to get rid of Leah.
She spread her dress out on a ladder- backed chair near
the fireplace, hoping it would dry by morning. Shucking
her petticoat, she balanced on one foot as she removed
her stocking. Another yawn knocked her off balance, and
she grabbed the chair to right herself. The legs of the seat
thumped against the rough wooden floor.
Leah froze as the snoring stopped. God, she didn’t
want to wake them up. It was going to be tough enough
to sleep next to the prickly Henrietta without having to
deal with her anger about being rudely awakened. She
could just imagine the retaliation for that. And the other
two, Sarah and…well, someone— she couldn’t remember
the other girl’s name— had seemed nice enough, but she
could just imagine the hell it would be living with three
girls who couldn’t stand her.
The even breathing resumed, and Leah sighed with
relief. She made quick work of the rest of her undressing,
and tiptoed to the bedside wearing only her shift and
bloomers. Propping her hands on her hips, she stared
down at the bed.
Grand. Just fucking grand.
Henrietta lay diagonal across the double bed, wrapped
in the covers like a burrito. The only way Leah could fit
in the bed at all would be to curl into the fetal position.
Leah’s eyes narrowed, and her hands fisted by her sides.
That was just about enough for today.
More gently than she wanted, Leah pushed Henrietta’s
legs over to the far side of the bed. The girl squeaked
in alarm as Leah pulled the covers, lifting them up to
straighten them with an irritated snap.
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“What the bloody hell do you think you’re doing,
you stupid git?”
“Quiet,” Leah whispered. She slipped beneath the
covers beside Henrietta. “Don’t wake the others. I had
to make room. You were hogging the bed.”
And for that, Leah got a sharp kick to the shin.
Gritting her teeth, she rolled to her side and bunched the
pillow behind her head. As much as she wanted to return
the favor, she wouldn’t kick a kid. No matter how much
this particular kid deserved it.
“Good night, Henrietta.”
“Go boil your ’ead.”
Leah closed her eyes.
To her surprise and delight, the face she saw in the
darkness of her mind was aristocratic, thin, and hand-
some. Black hair shot through with distinguishing strands
of silver framed it. A hand with long, slender fingers
reached out to her, and she took it gratefully.
“Oh, my darling,” the duke, looking at least twenty
years younger, whispered as he swept her into a waltz. “I
have searched the world over for you.”
She reached up and touched his face. It was smoother
than she’d expected, without the faint feel of beard
stubble or any wrinkles at all. He was hard, not with