Divorced Dating and Damn Drama (25 page)

The door opens into my room and Larry, my love, walks in. "They are here." he says. Ugh. I'm supposed to meet his parents who coincidently, are also in the witness protection program for some unknown reason. What's with all the secrets? It's annoying. Anyways, I finish putting on my earrings and stroll downstairs
. His parents are waiting for me. Oh, no. This can't be happening. The Judge is his dad?
Seriously people. This! This is happening right here. Just shoot me now.

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