Bill The Vampire - 01 (39 page)

I tried, and failed, to stand, as Jeff's form advanced from out of the shadows. “So this is it?” he said, almost sounding disappointed. I desperately tried to think of something to try. Unfortunately, remembering my name was becoming a chore, much less coming up with a brilliant battle strategy.

“Look at you,” he sighed, reaching down a hand and locking it around my throat. “Pathetic.” He straightened up and dragged me to my feet.

Hey, at least I could die standing. No, stop thinking like that! C'mon, think, stupid. There had to be a way out of this. *
smack
* Jeff backhanded me across the face with his free hand.

“To think that
this
is the mighty Freewill,” he spat. “A kitten would have put up a better fight.”

Kitten? Think! Kitten... cat... cats have... claws! I did, too! Sally had shown me earlier. Now I just had to concentrate. Block out the pain. *
smack
* Okay, try harder to block out the pain. Come on... extend. Now... SLASH!

I brought my right hand up in an arc and slashed it across Jeff's eyes and face. Yeah, take that fucker!

It was another moment before I realized he wasn't dropping me to scream in pain or clutch at the ruins of his once chiseled complexion. I refocused on his face and noticed it was still there, completely intact and no worse off except maybe for an expression of confusion on it.

“What the fuck was that?” he asked.

I held up my hand and looked at it. No wicked claws met my gaze. Just my stupid fat fingers. Fuck! Guess Sally was right about practicing these things. Great! I had hoped that if I had to die, I would at least go out in a blaze of glory... worst case was probably going out in a way that would at least piss Jeff off. But, noooo. Maybe Jeff was right, and I
was
pathetic.

We locked eyes, triumph in his, defeat in mine, as I prepared for the death blow. I actually found myself hoping that, if the end had to come, hopefully he would just take my head off with one blow... it'd probably hurt less that way. I mentally said my goodbyes to everyone: my friends, my parents, and maybe most of all to Sheila. We would never get a chance to make a life together, have kids together, grow old together... or ever go on that first date together. I would die alone.

Or maybe not.

What happened instead is that Tom leapt out of the darkness and jumped onto Jeff's back. Heh, had almost forgotten about him. He yelled, “The power of Prime compels you!” (
Yep, dude had completely lost it
) and slammed his toy against the side of Jeff's face. There was a flash and suddenly Jeff's head was smoldering.

He screamed and dropped me. I landed in a heap and watched the spectacle, still unable to do much to help. Jeff spun around a few times with Tom still on his back, and flames now starting to appear on his head. Tom was actually making a pretty good go of it. A few more seconds and Jeff was going to have a roman candle for a head.

Unfortunately, he didn't get a few more seconds. Jeff managed to reach a hand around and grab hold of Tom's shirt. He physically tore Tom off his back and, before my roommate could further react, Jeff threw him like a rag doll. Tom slammed into the wall with a sickening crunch and slid to the floor. Oh, god, no!

I looked at where he had landed, but there was no sign of movement. As much as I wanted to go and check on him, though, I couldn't. Jeff slowly turned back to me. Most of his hair was gone, his face was covered in burns of varying degrees, and he had a distinct action figure-shaped scar seared into the side of his head. But even with all that, he was still smiling, the fucker.

This is usually the part in an action movie where the hero sees his buddy go down, screams “Noooooooo!” or something equally articulate, and then gets a second wind to get up and take the baddie out. I actually did give it a try, but my attempt to rise to my feet was somewhat less than heroic. It was more like a slow lurch upward, like a baby trying to walk for the first time.

Jeff started to reach down, no doubt to
help
me back to my feet again, but paused, and then looked back in the direction from which Tom had sprung. “You might as well come out. I can hear you breathing,” he said to the shadows.

“Oh,” replied Ed, stepping from the darkness with his gun raised. “Can you hear this?” he asked and then pulled back on the pump. There was an audible click as he chambered a round.

“And what are you going to do with
that
?” Jeff sneered. “Do you really think it'll do you any good?”

“Worked pretty well against your pet back there; took most of her head off at this range. I'd say that was pretty good,” Ed replied, leveling the gun at Jeff's face.

“I think you'll find I'm in a slightly different weight class,” Jeff commented. “You so much as twitch your finger and I'll tear your head from your shoulders before you even know what’s happening.”

“Maybe you will, and maybe you won't,” Ed responded. I had to give him credit. He was talking smack pretty well in the face of a threat that he had good reason to believe was anything but idle.

Jeff continued, “I have to admit, you have balls. A lot more than your friend here.” He gestured over his shoulder to me. “But I'm afraid it's just not enough. Now why don't you be a good little boy and
LOWER THE GUN
!”

I could see the battle of wills taking place. Jeff was giving a direct compulsion to Ed, who was trying his best to resist. Unfortunately, after a few seconds, the gun started to shake in his hands and he started slowly lowering the barrel. His eyes didn't glaze over the way Sally's had, but I could still see he was losing.

Fortunately for me, Jeff had to concentrate to do this. His full attention was on Ed, which gave me the few seconds I needed to make it back to my feet. I steeled myself, despite feeling more like balsa wood than steel, as best as I could, and lunged at Jeff's back.

If you're thinking that what I did was a little on the obvious side, don't worry, Jeff did, too. He reached back and caught me by the throat without so much as glancing in my direction. He turned his head to face me and asked, “Don't you know it's rude to interrupt?” and that was when the gun went off.

* * *

Jeff screamed in pain and again let me go. He bent over to grab his left leg, which was now missing a fair sized chunk of meat from the thigh.

“Word of advice, asshole,” Ed said, once again raising the barrel of the gun. “Next time, try ‘
put down
the gun’ instead of ‘lower it’.”

He started to chamber another shell, but had underestimated our opponent. Jeff was still very much in the game. Quicker than Ed could react, Jeff grabbed the barrel of the shotgun. He gave it a quick yank to pull Ed off balance and then shoved back on it, causing the stock of the gun to slam straight into Ed's face with an audible crunch. Ed let go of it and fell back. Jeff flung the weapon off into the shadows and began to advance upon my downed roommate.

It was now or never! I had managed to stay on my feet when Jeff had released me. I still didn't have enough in me to launch any type of reasonably impressive counterattack, but I had to do something. Jeff had already likely killed one of my friends. No way was I letting him get another without going through me, first. I leapt...

And landed on him, piggy-back style. I wrapped my legs around his midsection and my arms around his neck. “Forget about me, fucker!?” I screamed into his ear.

Jeff went nuts. He started spinning around to try to throw me off, but I was stuck like a tick. He tried prying my arms off, but his leverage wasn't good. I wasn't exactly choking him out, but I definitely had turned his attention away from Ed.

“Enough of this!” he yelled, and then suddenly backed up and crushed me against the wall. Oof! It hurt, but I still refused to let go. “
SALLY, TO ME! NOW
!
” he screamed the compulsion out toward the warehouse. “You forget, fool,” he snarled, still trying to shake me off, “that I can command her to take action.”

“And
you
forget that I'm the motherfucking Freewill,” I yelled right back “and I can do
this
!” I extended my fangs and sunk them into his neck (
my internal voice piping up and saying, “’Bout time you remembered you could do that”
).

Jeff let out a high pitched scream that quickly turned into a gurgle as I dug in. His blood flowed into my mouth and down my throat and... holy shit! If the blood from that other vamp I had bitten was an electric charge, then Jeff's blood was a goddamned lightning bolt. It was like I was a car engine that someone had suddenly injected Nitrous into. As I drank his blood, it felt like my body was turbocharged in every sense. I felt stronger, swifter, and more alert. Best of all, my wounds appeared to be healing at light speed. Whatever pain I had felt earlier from Jeff's beating was gone. In fact, within a few moments, I couldn't detect any trace of my injuries.

Jeff's struggles started to weaken. This was it. I was the victor! I was
the man
!

I was an idiot.

Jeff had been playing possum and I had fallen for it. He bent over, twisted his shoulder, and threw me off with a judo toss that would have made Sensei Berkowitz proud. Considering the dozen plus times his students had done that to me during my short tenure as his pupil, I should have seen it coming. But I didn't, and I would up flat on my back.

Jeff's boot appeared in my field of vision, rushing to stomp in my face. However, I was running on high octane now. I caught his foot and gave him a shove, which sent him flying off balance. We both got to our feet simultaneously, and Jeff charged me. I tensed my legs and leapt.

This
time, there wasn't a low ceiling to slam myself into. I flipped over his head. Okay, I sorta flipped. What I did was good for me, but it definitely wasn't going to get me an invitation to join the men's Olympic gymnastics team anytime soon. It didn't matter, though, as it got the job done. I landed... mostly on my feet, as Jeff slammed into a pile of debris.

He turned and launched himself at me again, but this time, I met him full on. Our hands locked and he tried to power me down to my knees. However, now I was able to meet him as an equal. His blood, and thus his strength, was currently flowing in my veins. I met him thrust for thrust... in a fighting sort of way, not a porno sort of way. Just wanted to clarify that.

We fought back and forth, each trying to gain an advantage over the other. Eventually, I started to feel myself gaining ground. Our strength was currently on par with each other, but, whereas I was fresh, Jeff had a gaping neck wound that was still spurting blood. He began to weaken, but then suddenly he smiled and said,

“It's about time. Game over, Dr. Death.”

I turned my head to see Sally walk from the shadows. She still had that glazed look on her face. She stepped on Ed as she advanced toward us and he let out a grunt of pain (
at least he was still alive
). Jeff had already proven that he still had enough control to use her as a distraction, and that was exactly what I didn't need right now. I turned my head and spoke to her,

“Sally, snap out of it! He's weakened. You don't have to let him control youuuuuuuu!” That last part came out as more of a screech than an actual word, because that was the point where Jeff's uninjured leg came up. His knee smashed into my balls with the force of a runaway freight train.

I disengaged from our grapple and doubled over. Super amped vampire strength or not, goddamn that hurt. And I mean
hurt
, as in, I couldn't even remember my name through the feeling that was radiating out from my groin.