Authors: David Mamet
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TEACH
sits still.
TEACH
: I went on a limb for you.
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You don’t know what I go through. I put my dick on the chopping block.
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I hock my fucking watch . . .
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I go out there. I’m out there every day.
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.
There is nothing out there.
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I fuck myself.
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DON
: Are you all right?
TEACH
: What?
DON
: Are you all right.
TEACH
: How the fuck do I know?
DON
: You tire me out, Walt.
TEACH
: What?
DON
: I need a rest.
TEACH
: This fucking day.
DON
(Pause)
: My shop’s fucked up.
TEACH
: I know.
DON
: It’s all fucked up.
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You fucked my shop up.
TEACH
: Are you mad at me?
DON
: What?
TEACH
: Are you mad at me?
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DON
: Come on.
TEACH
: Are you?
DON
: Go and get your car. Bob?
TEACH
(Pause)
: Tell me are you mad at me.
DON
: No.
TEACH
. You aren’t?
DON
: No.
Pause.
TEACH
: Good.
DON
: You go and get your car.
TEACH
: You got a hat?
DON
: No.
TEACH
: Do you have a piece of paper?
DON
: Bob . . . ?
TEACH
walks to counter, takes a piece of newspaper, and starts making himself a paper hat.
TEACH
: He’s all right?
DON
: Bob . . . ?
TEACH
: Is he all right?
DON
: Bob. . . ?
BOB
(waking up)
: What?
DON
: Come on. We’re taking you the hospital.
TEACH
puts on paper hat and looks at self in window.
TEACH
: I look like a sissy.
DON
: Go and get your car.
Pause.
TEACH
: Can you get him to the door?
DON
: Yeah.
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TEACH
: I’m going to get my car.
DON
: You gonna honk?
TEACH
: Yeah.
DON
: Good.
TEACH
: I’ll honk the horn.
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DON
: Good.
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TEACH
: This fucking day, huh?
DON
: Yeah.
TEACH
: I know it. You should clean this place up.
DON
: Yeah.
Pause.
TEACH
: Good.
(Exits.)
DON
: Bob.
BOB
: What?
DON
: Get up.
Pause.
Bob. I’m sorry.
BOB
: What?
DON
: I’m sorry.
BOB
: I fucked up.
DON
: No. You did real good.
BOB
: No.
DON
: Yeah. You did real good.
Pause.
BOB
: Thank you.
DON
: That’s all right.
Pause.
BOB
: I’m sorry, Donny.
DON
: That’s all right.
Lights dim.