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Authors: Stephen Colbert,Rich Dahm,Paul Dinello,Allison Silverman

Tags: #United States, #Political culture, #Humor, #Form, #Political, #Television comedies, #General, #Topic, #Television personalities, #Colbert Report (Television program), #Social values, #Political satire; American, #Essays, #American wit and humor

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b. Pear

c. Starfruit

d. Human

Political leaning:

a. Republican

b. Libertarian

c. Republitarian

d. Right-leaning

Liberpublican

e. Conservative

f. Conservacanitive

g. Republiservative

h. Independent

(Republican)

Religion:

a. Catholic

b. Other

George W. Bush:

a. Great President

b. Greatest President

Highest level of education:

a. High School

b. Your old man·s belt

c. Liberty University

d.

·

Theres a letter after “c”?

Marital Status:

a. Single

b. Flying solo

c. Alone

d. …so alone…

Favorite Colbert Report Episode:

a. #1013

b. #1144

c. #2087

d. #3011

Favorite friend from Fox and Friends:

a. Steve Doocy

b. Brown haired guy who isn·t Steve Doocy

c. Whichever blonde lady they have now

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