Why Not Me? (26 page)

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Mindy Kaling
can’t believe someone would steal a piñata from a party, is this New York City or Newark seriously

2:15 AM

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Mindy Kaling
had no idea that so many of her friends were from Newark. She apologizes, she is having a really bad night and like eleven drinks ok

2:18 AM

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Mindy Kaling
isn’t sure why she bothers to throw a party anyway. Why even!? No one GIVES A DAMN ABOUT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2:20 AM

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Mindy Kaling
is gonna start cleaning up this party. WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL HERE GET YOUR COATS AND GO

2:21 AM

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Mindy Kaling
SERIOUSLY WHO TOOK MY FUCKING PIÑATA??!?!?!???????

2:30 AM

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     TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES LATER     

From:
Sam Cook

To:
Mindy Kaling

Subject:

Date:
Sun, Sep 11, 2005 at 2:55 AM

I’m sorry I just kissed you.

Sam Cook

US History, High School

Chair, History Department

The Dalton School

108 E 89th St, New York, NY 10128

From:
Sam Cook

To:
Mindy Kaling

Subject:

Date:
Sun, Sep 11, 2005 at 3:01 AM

It’s just that, when I saw how upset you were that your friend’s friend didn’t show up, and that you, a grown woman, had pinned all your hopes on a stranger, it struck me as so silly and stupid. I mean, silly and stupid of me for being so happy about it … and then I just felt like I needed to kiss you, so I did that, and then I left because you looked horrified.

I should also note, I was and continue to be extremely, extremely drunk.

Please write back.

Sam

Sam Cook

US History, High School

Chair, History Department

The Dalton School

108 E 89th St, New York, NY 10128