Authors: Chris Jordan
can charter a flight, but why would he? His father’s company
has a King Air 350. Take you anywhere in North America,
at altitude and in style.”
Shane smiles, winks at me, as if we’ve just won something
special. “A King, huh? Pricey.”
Bob snorts. “Not compared with a Lear, it ain’t.”
“Couple of million though, right?”
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“More.”
“And you know it’s out there in the hangar because there’s
no flight plan on file.”
Bob looks like he wants to spit. His color has improved
and he’s stopped rubbing his chest. Maybe the bad spell has
passed.
“Exactly right,” he says, jutting out his chin.
Shane nods, satisfied. “Mr. Cody, here’s the deal. Show
us the King, we’ll get out of your hair.”
“I’m not showing you anything, mister.”
“Fine. Then give me the tail number, I’ll check it out myself.”
Shane doesn’t say anything, but something tells me he
wants me to chime in, make myself heard.
“Please?” I ask him. “It could be really important.”
Five minutes later we’re approaching the hangar, one of
three in this particular row. Condos for airplanes. Sort of like
really wide storage units, with big roll-down doors. In the end
poor Mr. Cody more or less surrendered, handed Shane the
keys to the lockup. According to Cody, each unit can hold
two aircraft, with openings on either side of the corrugated
steel buildings, but Edwin Manning’s corporate airplane has
a hangar all to itself.
“You think they took off in daddy’s plane, got in trouble
somewhere else?” I ask.
“Working theory,” Shane says, fitting the key in the ap-
propriately numbered door. “Subject to change.”
Inside the hangar our footsteps echo against the metal
sides of the building. It’s so dim and darkly shadowed that I
can’t see much of anything until Shane finds a switch and
trips the overhead lights.
“Surprise, surprise,” he says.
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The hangar is empty.
“What do we do now?” I ask.
Behind us the door swings open, shifting the light. Before
I can turn, a ragged, high-pitched voice says,
“Keep your hands where I can see ’em.”
Standing behind us is a hefty, big-bellied man in a baggy
black tracksuit. He has a shaved head, a boxer’s flattened
nose, puffy eyelids and scar-thickened lips. In his hand is a
shiny black gun.
26. The Man From Wonderbra
My first mugging was in Manhattan. On Fifth Avenue, to
be exact. About four months after Kelly was born, my mother
decided I needed a day off. A chance, she said, to be a grown-
up for a little while, on my own. Bless her, she gave me a
hundred dollars and told me to take the train into the city, have
lunch at the Museum of Modern Art—they had a great little
Italian café she loved—and buy myself something pretty.
“Window-shop on Fifth Avenue,” she said. “I mean really
look. There might be something there for you.”
A hundred dollars was a lot for my mother, but I thought
it would go further at, say, Macy’s, than some upscale
boutique, and since part of me was still a bratty seventeen-
year-old, I said so.
“I don’t mean to buy,” she told me, squeezing my hands.
“To learn from. Look and learn.”
Look and learn.
Truer words and all that. The only class I’d ever really
excelled in was home ec, and that was because of sewing.
Having watched my mother stitch my little dresses together,
and most of her own clothing, as well, I knew how the
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machine worked, wasn’t afraid of the flashing needle, and
that put me ahead of the other girls. Plus I was interested in
how clothes were designed and cut out and assembled.
So there I was, looking and learning, and loving every minute
of it. I was a grown-up in the big city, studying retail fashion.
Not just style and quality of the clothing, but how it was pre-
sented. The design and execution of the window display, the
whole look of the thing. I wasn’t taking notes, but my eyes were
soaking it all in and my brain was thinking, why does Mom want
me to do this, what does she have in mind? It was intriguing,
exciting. It might, just might, be a clue about what I should do,
how I might live. And that, of course, is when I got mugged.
I had my best leather bag securely slung over my shoulder
and around my neck, right hand on the strap. I didn’t see the
gang of boys coming, but they saw me, and the biggest of
them snaked his arm through the strap—he never stopped
moving—and the next thing I was being carried down Fifth
Avenue by five or six boys. White boys with low-rider atti-
tudes, laughing and cackling and being so outrageously bois-
terous that my muffled shouts went nowhere. It must have
looked like I was part of the gang, if you didn’t happen to
notice that my feet weren’t connected to the sidewalk.
They carried me for most of one block, worked the strap
free of my neck, yanked my hair so hard it felt like they’d
torn my scalp, and then dumped me on the sidewalk, scraped
and bleeding from both knees. Bag gone, money gone, day
ruined. All in broad daylight, with hundreds of pedestrians
within arm’s reach, every last one of them looking away, stu-
diously avoiding the noxious teen spirit.
Without the fare to get home, and barely enough for a
phone call, Mom had to pack up Kelly, come into the city and
rescue me. Found me angry and red eyed in Penn Station,
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cursing Manhattan. Could happen anywhere, she said, com-
forting me. Don’t blame it on the city and don’t let it get you
down. That was her other mantra.
Don’t let it get you down,
baby doll.
A constant refrain to herself as well as me, and it
got us through a lot. My father leaving, me dropping out of
school to have a baby, me getting my GED, me eventually
graduating from the Long Island Fashion Institute, me getting
my first real job.
A whole lot of me, and not much Mom. That was her gift,
of course, the road she willingly took from the moment I
finally confessed to the pregnancy I’d been hiding and deny-
ing for months.
Secrets.
Anyhow, where was I? Oh, right. The man with the shiny
black gun. My second mugging. Guy with a gun, he must
want my handbag, right?
“You and your boyfriend, stop right there,” he demands,
in a voice that seems a little too high and scratchy for his bulk.
“Keep your hands where I can see ’em.”
His oddly protuberant eyes are darting between me and
Shane, like he’s playing eenie-meenie in his head. Is it a
thyroid condition does that to the eyeballs? Or high blood
pressure? Anyhow, he has eyes like boiled eggs and his close-
shaved skull looks like a chunk of hard, lumpy wax glisten-
ing under the overhead lights. A drop of sweat congeals at
the tip of his flattened nose. An ugly-looking customer for
sure, but what bothers me even more than the gun—is it real
or a toy, how would I know the difference?—what really
bothers me is this: the man is very, very nervous.
“Listen real careful,” says the egg man, pausing to wipe the
sweat from his nose with his free hand. “Stay away from
Edwin Manning. Stay away from his home, his family, his
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business, his airplanes, everything to do with him. Stay away,
you’ll be okay. Don’t stay away, bad things’ll happen.
Capiche?”
“Understood,” says Shane, sounding utterly reasonable.
“You happen to know where the King Air was headed?”
The man’s forehead furrows. Beads of sweat seep from his
forehead, making his egg-shaped eyes blink even more
rapidly. “The
what?
I told you—shut up!”
“The Beechcraft that’s supposed to be in this hangar.
Where’d it go? We’re assuming Seth was at the controls. He
never bothered to file a fight plan, why was that?”
The man with the gun looks confused, unsure of how to
respond, and he looks at me with a beleaguered expression, as
if he wants me to intervene, stop all these complicated questions.
In that moment, as his buggy eyes shift, Shane glides in
front of me, blocking my view.
Next thing I know, the egg man is lying sideways on the
concrete, groaning and holding his shoulder, and Shane has
the gun. Which on second glance—or tenth—isn’t all that
shiny. Just black and deadly.
With an air of icy calm Shane says, “Lock the door, please,
Mrs. Garner. There should be a thumb latch on the knob.”
I hurry to the door. Set the lock before it hits me—
shouldn’t we be running away? But it soon becomes appar-
ent that Randall Shane has other plans.
“Wallet?” he says to the burly, big-gutted man on the floor.
A nasty scratch on the side of the man’s shaved head
oozes a little blood, just above the ear. “Fuck you, Jack!” he
says in his high, scratchy voice. “Why’d ya do that, huh?”
Shane says, “Very prudent, leaving the safety on. Which
means whoever sent you issued specific instructions. In the
future, you want to menace someone with a Sig Sauer, and
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do it safely, don’t try ‘cocked and locked.’ Empty the cham-
ber. The safety slide is a tip-off.”
“Yeah, thanks.” The man grimaces, baring his teeth. “You
broke something, you fuck.”
“Your right collarbone,” Shane informs him. “It’ll heal
eventually. Now kindly produce identification or I’ll break
your left collarbone. That means an upper-chest cast. Very
awkward and you’ll be laid up for six weeks.”
The man angrily slips a fist into his baggy tracksuit, flings
a wallet at Shane, who lets it drop to the concrete in front of him.
“Please pick that up,” he asks me, very polite, never wavering
with the gun. “Let’s see if this nice gentleman has a name.”
The billfold is a quality piece, Italian made. Dyed ostrich
skin, hand stitched. Inside, a New Jersey driver’s license
identifies our would-be assailant as Salvatore J. Popkin,
residing on McKinley Avenue in Atlantic City.
“Says he’s six foot, two hundred pounds,” I note.
Shane chuckles. “More like five-nine, two-fifty,” he says.
“Didn’t your mother teach you to always tell the truth, Sal?”
I keep rummaging through the billfold, hold out another
identification card for inspection.
“Interesting,” Shane says. “Sal is a security crew super-
visor at Wunderbar Casino. That’s the one they call Wonder-
bra, right Sal? On account of the chip girls?”
“I ain’t talkin’ to you,” Sal responds sullenly.
“Sure you are,” Shane cajoles. “You were sent here to talk
to us, right? Try to scare us? Why else have the gun on safety?
You want us to leave Mr. Manning and his various toys alone.
Anything else?”
Sal thinks about it. While he’s mulling it over his fingers
probe the scratch above his ear and he inspects the seeping
blood. His expression becomes even more malevolent. If his
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swollen, oddly protuberant eyes were laser beams we’d both
be burned to a crisp. But they’re not, and he’s on the floor
with a broken collarbone, and something tells me Randall
Shane doesn’t need a weapon to reduce Salvatore Popkin to
a whimpering puddle, and Sal knows it and hates him for it.
“Just keep the fuck away,” he says grudgingly. “That’s it.”
“Or else? Threats of physical harm and so on?”
“Yeah, big-time.”
Shane considers this. “So Edwin Manning tells you keep
an eye on his empty hangar? Or is it more like, if certain
people come sniffing around, looking for Seth, run them off?”
Sal looks away, purses his sweaty lips. Clearly wishing
himself elsewhere, on a planet that didn’t include big rangy guys
who can take away his gun, break his bones. “Got it all figured
out, huh? If you’re so smart, why’d the FBI get rid of you?”
This elicits a dangerous-looking smile from Shane. “I left
in good standing,” he says softly. “Not that it’s any of your
concern. But thank you for confirming that your boss read
my business card.”
“Concrete is killing me,” the fat man protests. “I’m
gonna get up.”
“Not quite yet,” Shane tells him, emphasizing with the gun.
“Couple of ways to play this. I can notify the authorities—and
that will include the Feds—and we can press charges. Assault
with a firearm, threat of deadly force. Serious felony charge,
especially if you don’t happened to be licensed to carry this par-
ticular weapon. Or, and I’m hoping Mrs. Garner will indulge
me in this, we can go a different route. You with me so far?”
Another grudging nod from the floor.
“How about this?” Shane suggests. “You report back to
Mr. Manning, tell him the threat worked. You waved a gun
around and talked tough and we’re frightened out of our
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minds. We begged for mercy. We promised to keep out of