The Lady Most Willing . . . (23 page)

And he went.

Chapter 26

“T
he game is called forfeit,” Marilla announced to the group. “And it is all the rage
on the continent.”

Cecily, seated in a big upholstered chair near the fire, was in no mood to play more
of Marilla’s games, but no one else seemed to share her reluctance. In fact, they
all looked rather loathsomely happy and lighthearted.

Oakley was seated on a settee with his arm stretched along the back, Fiona tucked
in close. Every now and again he would brush her cheek with the side of his thumb
as though he could not get enough of touching her. At the other end of the settee,
Catriona Burns occupied a similar position next to Bretton, and though Bretton managed
to keep his hands off her, the look he bent on her was as telling and ardent as a
touch.

Even Taran was in fine form. For once, he’d traded his ragged old kilt for a surprisingly
clean one, below which his legs were properly hosed and gartered. On top, he wore
a velvet jacket that, though a few decades out of mode, was at least well cut, and
with an improbably snowy lace jabot at his throat, he looked nearly elegant.

Only one person in the room looked as dour as she felt. Robin stood beside the hearth,
an arm resting on the high mantel as he stared into the fire. He hadn’t even looked
up when she’d entered the room, arriving late as she’d decided to heed his advice
and change out of her boy’s clothing. She’d done what she could for the blue ball
gown but out of necessity had wrapped the velvet “shawl” around her shoulders again.

“And how do you play this game, lassie? Is there kissing involved?” Taran asked hopefully.

“It’s not required,” Marilla tittered, fluttering sidelong glances at Robin. “But
I shouldn’t be surprised if some merry souls didn’t take advantage of a certain element
of the game to steal a kiss.”

At least, Cecily noted, Robin paid Marilla as little attention as he did to her.

“I like this game,” Oakley declared. “How do you play?”

“One gentleman is chosen to leave the room. Everyone left selects something from their
person and puts it on that table. When the gentleman reenters the room, he holds an
auction for the various items that the rest of us bid on. The only rule is that you
cannot use money as your currency. You must provide something you own, or offer an
antic or a song or such. You can also bid to have your own item returned to you.”

“Where does the kissing come in?” Taran demanded.

Marilla pretended a pretty fluster. “Well, I suppose if a person wished to claim something
urgently enough, that person might be inspired to offer a kiss to procure it.”

“It sounds disastrously dull,” Robin declared flatly.

“Rob,” Oakley said, sounding surprised.

“It does. Childish antics. We make eight. Let us play two tables of whist instead.”

“I don’t play whist,” Marilla said, mincing to Robin’s side and pouting prettily.
“I so very, very much want to play. And I would be very, very disappointed if you
did not join the fun . . . Robin.”

“Good Lord, what’s come over you, Rob?” Taran sputtered. “I have never known you to
act so high on the instep. It’s a simple game and the ladies are bored.”

“I’m not bored,” Fiona Chisholm said.

“I am,” Marilla countered, glaring at her half sister.

“Fine,” Robin said. “I’ll play.”

Marilla clapped her hands. “Oh good! We’ll draw short straws to see who is the auctioneer.”

She made quick work of shredding splinters from a piece of kindling and offering each
gentleman in turn a chance to pull one from her fist. Robin drew the short splinter.
Without a word, he stalked from the room, leaving the others to select what they wanted
auctioned.

Oakley drew a small book from his waistcoat pocket and placed it on the table. Fiona
made a sound of surprise, and though Oakley remained as sober as ever, he caught her
hand in his and kissed it. When he released her hand, she removed her spectacles and
set them atop the book.

“I don’t have anything,” Catriona Burns said, pinking up a little. With a rush of
sympathy, Cecily realized she wore no embellishments other than a piece of satin she’d
tied around her neck, the end of which disappeared beneath her modest neckline.

“Of course you do,” Marilla said, sounding a bit irritated. “What’s that around your
neck?”

Reluctantly, Catriona pulled the ribbon from under her décolletage. At the end hung
a man’s heavy gold signet ring, its large sapphire incised with a beautiful portrait.
But before Catriona had finished untying the ribbon, Bretton’s hand covered hers,
stilling her fingers. He bent and whispered something in her ear then reached into
his vest pocket and withdrew a gold watch and fob. He set them on the table. “These
will suffice for Miss Burns and myself.”

“But they’re a pair,” Marilla protested. “You can’t bid on them separately.”

“Exactly so,” Bretton said, escorting Catriona back to her chair.

“Some people must ruin everything,” Marilla muttered, but was soon distracted by Taran,
who strode to her side, stooped down, and with a flourish pulled a short-bladed
sgian-dubh
from the top of his silk hose. With a courtly flourish, he laid it on the tabletop.

“Now there, lassie,” he told Marilla, “is the only thing worth a tinker’s damn on
this entire board.”

Marilla picked up the small knife by its mother-of-pearl handle.

“Careful,” Taran cautioned. “Play with a man’s weapon and you might get pricked.”
His eyes danced with a lascivious light.

At this, Oakley, who’d been speaking to Fiona, swung around. “For God’s sake, Uncle.
Apologize at once.”

But Marilla proved herself Taran’s equal in mischief. Lifting the blade, she very
deliberately and very conspicuously took her time sawing a tress of her hair off with
it. Then she replaced the blade on the table with the casual observation, “That old
thing is dull and in want of a good whetting.”

Taran burst out laughing. Catriona bit her lip, Bretton looked bemused, Oakley coughed
away a laugh, and Fiona looked away, but not in time to hide her smile. Cecily watched
them, an unfamiliar wave of jealousy spreading through her.

They were all so happy, even Marilla, who’d not yet realized that the next gentleman
on her list would no more accommodate her matrimonial ambitions than the former ones.

“What’s your forfeit, Marilla?” Taran asked, when he could breathe again.

“Why, this lock of my hair,” she said, holding up the guinea gold tress. “I should
think anyone would recognize it as mine.” She meant Robin, of course.

She looked up. “That’s everyone. We can call Robin in and . . . Oh. Lady Cecily. I
forgot about you,” she said. “What are you going to forfeit?”

“I think this,” she said, unwrapping the bed curtain shawl from her shoulders and
letting it fall in a heap on the table.

“That? No one will bid for that.”

“I might,” Catriona said. “What good are jewels to a frozen corpse?”

“As you will.” Marilla shrugged, then practically tripped over herself running to
open the door and calling for Robin to reenter.

When he reappeared his former issues with the game seemed to have evaporated, for
his expression was pleasant.
Determinedly
pleasant, Cecily thought.

“Remember,” Marilla lectured him with mock severity, “You must make us pay very, very
steep prices for those things we wish to secure.”

“I understand,” he said. “Let us begin.”

He went over to the table and picked up Fiona’s spectacles. “Here we have nothing
less than a piece of magic. Nineteenth-century glass, I believe, rumored to allow
its wearer to detect the very nearly imperceptible.”

“How so?” Bretton called out, looking vastly amused.

“Why,” Robin said, “legend has it that the current owner was even able to discern
the heart beating beneath the wooden effigy of a certain earl.”

At this Bretton burst out laughing and Oakley joined him.

“Well, as they are magic, how can I resist?” Oakley said. “I will offer my boots for
them.”

“Boots?” Robin scoffed. “Magic comes at a far greater price than a pair of Hoby boots,
sir. Who else will bid?”

“As their current owner I must insist they are returned to me, for I am not done yet
with my perusal of that earlish effigy you mentioned. I am convinced there is a great
deal more yet to discover, and I am well and truly committed to the endeavor.”

“I applaud your commitment, Miss Chisholm, but what forfeit will you give?”

“A kiss!” Taran shouted.

Robin grinned wolfishly at Fiona, who looked away, flustered. “Aye,” he said. “A kiss
might buy these spectacles. But whom should she kiss? I would, of course, suggest
myself, but I would hate it to be said that I took unfair advantage of the situation.”

“Since when?” Oakley demanded.

“The lass can kiss me!” Taran suggested magnanimously.

“Miss Marilla said the price must be high, not extortionate,” Robin said, winning
more laughter. “No, there’s nothing for it, but that she must kiss Oakley to retrieve
her glasses.”

Oakley wasted no time in seeing that Fiona’s glasses were returned. He surged to his
feet, catching Fiona by the hand and hauling her into a tight embrace. Cecily glanced
away; the passion in their kiss made her heart ache.

When Oakley finally released her, Robin shook his head. “Coz, you really must learn
to attend.
She
was to kiss
you
. Not vice versa.”

At once, Fiona stretched on her tiptoes, clasped Oakley’s face between her hands,
pulled his head down, and planted a hearty buss upon his mouth. “Satisfied?” she asked,
with an unexpected note of coquetry in her voice.

“My dear, alas, I am in no position to answer,” Robin replied rakishly. “That is a
question for Oakley.”

Cecily’s heart thudded dully in her chest. She wanted a lifetime of Robin’s roguish
smiles and unaffected humor, his teasing laughter and warmth.

Next, he picked up the watch and fob. “What am I to make of this? Is it one or two
pieces?”

“It is two pieces that must perforce be bought together,” Marilla explained.

Robin snorted derisively. “One need not guess whose idea this was. You always seemed
to me a possessive sort, Bret.”

“Always,” the duke agreed amiably.

“And I suspect any attempt to outbid you would be futile.”

“Entirely,” Bretton agreed. “You might ask Miss Burns to offer a kiss.”

“No. I don’t think my sensibilities could tolerate another such exhibition,” Robin
said.

“I’ll bid a dance. A dance with the comte,” Marilla said, standing up as though Robin’s
acceptance were a foregone conclusion.

The little group broke into a smattering of approving applause.

Cecily did not think she could bear to watch Marilla in Robin’s arms. “I will bid
a dance, also,” she said. “With the laird of Finovair.”

This met with even greater approval. Soon, everyone was bidding against one another,
the antics growing ever greater. At one point, Taran even bid to waltz with Hamish,
sending the entire company into gales of hilarity. Bretton finally announced he would
throw himself on the altar of ignominy in order to spare the ladies so haunting a
spectacle, and recite Lord Byron’s latest poem in order to win the bid.

Robin awarded him the auction, and Bretton rose to his feet and proceeded to recite
. . . something. Just what it was would forever after be the subject of much debate,
but whatever it was, it most decidedly was
not
written by Byron. There were naiads in it and a few fauns, a character named Despot,
and a whole gaggle of talking swans. And it was set in some country that rhymed with
“puce.”

The rest of the auction went much the same, everyone seeming to have a grand good
time. Not unexpectedly, Marilla continued to bid her lips, her limbs, and her company
to Robin for the various items. And Cecily continued to outbid Marilla’s offers with
her own, and from there the others inevitably joined in to bid all sorts of japery
and antics. Fiona balanced a spoon on her nose; Taran sang “The Bonnie Lass of Fyvie”
in a very credible baritone, and Cecily juggled three pinecones.

When, near the end, Marilla bid a kiss to retrieve her hank of hair and Taran was
the only man who took her up on it, she was a good enough sport not to pout but to
give as good as she got—and Cecily was surprised at how good what she got looked to
be.

Finally, only Cecily’s shawl remained on the table.

“Do tell us what wondrous thing you have there, Comte,” Miss Burns encouraged.

“This?” Robin said softly. For a moment he simply ran a finger along the velvet nape,
his expression softening. He lifted it up, swishing it lightly in the air. “This is
most rare, indeed. A relic, in fact.”

“But what
is
it?” Fiona asked, dimpling.

“I believe this once cloaked the form of a creature as rare in these parts as hen’s
teeth.”

Cecily’s heart began beating faster. His voice was warm and sad, wry and bittersweet.

“What creature is that?” Marilla asked.

“Why the
Angliae optimatium heres.
”

“What’s that?” Taran demanded.

“The English heiress,” Fiona translated with a laugh.

Cecily felt warmth rise in her cheeks and looked away.

“Rob!” Oakley said in a low voice. “You’ve embarrassed Lady Cecily with your reference
to her wealth.”

The smile stiffened on Robin’s dark, handsome countenance. “That was never my aim,”
he said. His gaze caught Cecily’s and he inclined his head. “My pardon, Lady Cecily.
But you must certainly know that your value far exceeds anything that can be counted
in coin.”

“Fine,” Marilla broke in abruptly, “Robin’s made a pretty apology. Now who is going
to bid on that?”

“I’ll kiss Miss Marilla Chisholm for it,” Taran offered.

Marilla giggled.

Catriona raised her voice and said, “What of you, Rocheforte? I heard no rule against
the auctioneer bidding, and you have yet to do so. Surely you must want to possess
so rare a relic?”