The Concise Oxford Dictionary of Quotations (301 page)

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Matlovich, Leonard
d. 1988
1
When I was in the military, they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.

attributed

Maugham, W. Somerset
1874–1965
1
The most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.

The Circle
(1921) act 3

2
Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.

Of Human Bondage
(1915) ch. 51

3
I [Death] was astonished to see him in Baghdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samarra.

Sheppey
(1933) act 3

4
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
to his nephew Robin, in 1965

Robin Maugham
Conversations with Willie
(1978)

Mauldin, Bill
1921–
1
I feel like a fugitive from th' law of averages.

cartoon caption in
Up Front
(1945)

Maxton, James
1885–1946
1
All I say is, if you cannot ride two horses you have no right in the circus.
opposing disaffiliation of the Scottish Independent Labour Party from the Labour Party; usually quoted as, "…no right in the bloody circus"

in
Daily Herald
12 January 1931

Mayakovsky, Vladimir
1893–1930
1
If you wish—
…I'll be irreproachably tender;
not a man, but—a cloud in trousers!

"The Cloud in Trousers" (1915) (tr. Samuel Charteris)

2
Not a sound. The universe sleeps, resting a huge ear on its paw with mites of stars.

"The Cloud in Trousers" (1915) (tr. Samuel Charteris)

3
Oh for just
one
more conference
regarding the eradication of all conferences!

"In Re Conferences"; Herbert Marshall (ed.)
Mayakovsky
(1965)

Mead, Shepherd
1914–
1
How to succeed in business without really trying.

title of book (1952)

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