Read Straight People: A Spotter's Guide to the Fascinating World of Heterosexuals Online
Authors: Jeffery Self
Men’s Uggs.
That super-flamboyant eight-year-old you just discovered on YouTube who sings amazing Lady Gaga covers and calls himself Lady Fierce.
Michael Kors.
Glee.
Any line from the movie
Steel Magnolias
.
The Heterosexual is used to communicating with other Heterosexuals, so when you approach one to start a conversation, try one of these familiar greetings:
Hey, Jake! Who are your Fantasy Football
*
picks this year?
Natalie, you’re too skinny!