Authors: Leslie Caine
she even know Richard Thayers?"
"Not personally," Linda replied. "But a few months
ago her political group, Consumers for Common Sense,
had quite a skirmish with his World's Watchdogs group.
Things got ugly and both Asia and Richard were arrested." She studied me, then said, "By the way, I'm only
telling you this because that story will be in tomorrow's
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paper anyway. Our public information officer was asked
about it in a press briefing just this morning."
"Asia is combative enough to resort to extremes. She
might have felt that Richard deserved to be tricked into
making himself ill by drinking toxins. She's currently on
the warpath about Burke's building a windmill and ruining her view. Maybe that's related somehow to Richard,
since he was a vocal advocate of renewable energy."
I paused, trying to put my thoughts in order. "Maybe
Richard was at the open house, but didn't want to admit
it, because Earth Love had specifically stated he wasn't
allowed to attend the finalists' open houses. Asia and
Richard could have crossed paths that day and gotten
into an altercation afterwards. Maybe he saw her spraying
pesticides and confronted her."
"Using a pesticide? In January?" Linda asked skeptically.
"Or something similar." I considered alternative scenarios, and remembered something about Asia's house
that had barely registered with me at the time. "Last
week, during that stretch of warm weather, her back
porch had what looked like a fresh coat of paint. Maybe
she was painting that weekend, and Richard gave her a
lecture about poisoning the environment with noxious
off-gases."
"That's what lawyers call sheer conjecture, Erin."
"Sure, but it makes sense. For one thing, Richard's attending the open house could explain how he could have
found Burke's violations so quickly. One of those violations had to do with nonpotable-water usage, so he would
have been examining the small pond that's bisected by
Asia's property line. Asia watches her property like a
hawk. And, frankly, it's much more believable that
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Richard did read the articles in which the finalists were
announced, though he claimed he didn't learn their
names till the very night it was publicly announced that
he was judging. I know I would be reading everything I
could about a contest I was about to judge. Wouldn't
you?"
She sighed. "I really shouldn't be discussing my theories with you, Erin. But do you think an argument between Asia and Thayers would be motive for her to
poison Richard Thayers?"
I shrugged. "In a boxing match, she'd hit below the
belt at every opportunity. And she's my top suspect for
doctoring my business cards."
"I'll have a talk with her."
"Thanks. I'd appreciate that." I paused, still pondering
the scenario of Richard's having kept an eye on Burke's
property. "You know, if Richard was skulking around on
Burke's property, he could have run into Darren
Campesio at some point, too. Darren told me he went to
Burke's open house, and I've seen him watching over
Burke's property with binoculars. He runs around in
combat fatigues, like he's part of some covert surveillance
operation."
She studied my features. "You're not going to suggest
that Mr. Campesio killed Thayers because he thought
Thayers was trespassing, are you?"
"No, but Darren's an odd guy. He could have confronted Richard, learned that he was the contest judge,
and gotten into an argument with him about rule violations. Richard seemed singularly unimpressed with
Darren's house when we spoke about it the afternoon before he died."
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Linda said nothing, but she shook her head slightly as
if every bit as confounded by the behavior of Burke's
neighbors as I was. She shoved back from the table.
"Erin, I'll see if I can learn who's doing this with your
business cards and smashed your headlight. And I'll talk
to Ms. McClure and Mr. Campesio. But . . ."
"Don't hold my breath?"
"The simplest explanation is usually the right one. In
other words, it's likeliest that Richard committed suicide.
But we'll do our best."
"You personally don't think it was suicide, though, do
you?"
"I wouldn't be surprised either way."
In all honesty, neither would I, but Sullivan would
never forgive me for saying that to a police officer. I
thanked her and left, then called Sullivan from my van in
the parking lot. I gave him a severely edited version of my
conversation with Linda. He sounded skeptical when I
finished by insisting, "That's really all we discussed."
"You sound too perky, which usually means you're not
telling me something. They think it was suicide, don't
they?"
"Yes."
He sounded utterly discouraged as he said good-bye.
As I drove home, I found myself bothered by something Linda had said. It was next to impossible to remember seeing someone in passing among the steady stream
of visitors. And yet, I did remember some man watching
me long enough to catch my attention.
At a red light, I used a designer's trick and shut my
eyes momentarily to recall the room at that moment. It
took me less than a second, but sure enough, I pulled up
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a clear mental picture. I was now almost positive that my
ogler had been Matthew Hayes.
Audrey wasn't home by dinnertime, which meant she
was either working late or on a date. With no functioning
kitchen, it was easier to microwave a frozen dinner for
myself than to prepare a healthier meal. I ate at my computer in the messy, cluttered den, trolling the Internet
for possible connections between Burke Stratton and
Matthew Hayes. The possibility of their having met at
Burke's open house and discovering that they had a common enemy was weighing heavily on me. I could find no
clues or connections, but I did find a photograph of a
desk on the M.H. Custom Furniture Web site that would
be stunning in Burke's study. This was why it was a good
thing I was a designer and not a police officer; I was forever getting distracted by lovely furniture. I could see myself having to bite my lip rather than make unforgivable
statements like: "It's terrible that your friend is dead, but
that table his head is resting on is absolutely fabulous!"
I surrendered to my urge and called Burke to describe
the desk. He went to the Web page showing the piece
while we were still on the phone. "You're right!" he said.
"I love it!"
"So do I. But you recognize the name of the company,
don't you?"
He paused. "No. Not at all. Should I?"
"It's Matthew Hayes's company. He was the one who
was heckling Richard Thayers the night he drank the
toxic paint."
"Shoot! No, I missed the connection completely." He
paused. "What should I do?"
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"It's really up to you, Burke. This particular desk in the
photo is tiger maple, which is not from the rain forest,
and it's entirely custom-made. We can request that he use
environmentally friendly varnish and locally processed
pine, and so on. But you should know that he does use
banned materials, although he claims they're recycled
only."
Another long pause. "What would you do?"
"I'm not sure, to be honest. We've bought from him in
the past, before we knew about his questionable ethics."
"Okay. Well, just . . . go ahead and order it from him,
but make it very clear that I'll only accept the desk on the
condition that I can return it if I discover that he's abused
any trade regulations."
"Will do."
He thanked me and hung up.
Late Friday morning, Richard Thayers's family finally
held a service in Crestview for him. It was a dreary affair
at the small, drafty shelter of a local park that Richard
had reputedly frequented. The gray, overcast sky seemed
to suck all the color from the surrounding landscape.
Sullivan gave one of several eulogies--as did Walter
Emory--but kept his speech impersonal, sharing only
how he tried to keep in mind the lessons Professor
Thayers had taught him every day in his own job. Margot
was there but ducked out quickly afterwards, and she was
the only mourner I recognized.
Sullivan seemed so determined to hide behind a stoic
mask that, at the gathering immediately following the service, he treated his own parents as mere acquaintances--
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thanking them for coming down all the way from their
new retirement condo in the mountains two hours away.
His mom spoke to me privately and said, "Even as a little boy, he could never stand to let anyone see him cry."
"That doesn't surprise me."
She searched my eyes. "How are things between the
two of you?"
"Good." Trying to evade the issue, I said, "Business
has been excellent, really, and it looks like it'll continue
strong this year . . . knock on wood."
"I mean, how are things personally? Romantically?"
I fought off a sigh. This hardly seemed the time or the
place for such a question, not to mention that she should
be asking her son that question, not me. "Frankly, I think
he's seeing someone else."
"Don't let that stop you, Erin."
I glanced around and spotted Sullivan on the opposite
side of the parking lot. He couldn't overhear us from that
distance. "I'm letting the need to keep our business relationship strong stop me."
"Hmm. Steve gave me the same excuse when I asked
him that question."
"Probably because it's not merely an excuse. Running
a two-person business and trying to date is kind of like . . .
making out in a canoe. It's hard to stay afloat."
"Clever analogy. But you two are meant for each other.
Take care, Erin." She and Sullivan's father gave me parting hugs, then called another good-bye to Sullivan, standing by his van.
He and I made our way toward each other as his parents drove away. He gave me a sheepish smile. "I saw you
talking to my mom. She can talk your ear off sometimes."
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I touched his hand and said, "Let's leave the van here,
and I'll buy you a cup of coffee someplace."
To my surprise, he took my hand and laced his fingers
through mine. "Deal."
We strolled over the lovely wood bridge that spanned
Crestview Creek. After a minute or two, I gathered my
nerve and said, "So tell me more about the real Richard
Thayers."
"He was a great teacher and a true role model. Like I
just got through saying at the service." He released his
grasp and stuck his hand in his coat pocket. "And you've
already made it clear you weren't impressed by him."
"But I didn't know him. So enlighten me. Tell me
about your favorite experience in his classroom."
Sullivan thought for a moment, then smiled a little.
"That had to have been the day he brought a frog into the
classroom to demonstrate design ergonomics."
"Using a frog?" I asked with a smile.
"Like I said before, he was a nonconformist. He'd built
this mazelike foam-board house with a clear plastic roof.
In the center of the house is a sunken goldfish bowl, half
full of water. Then he sets the frog inside the outer wall.
And the frog just sits there. So Richard asks: 'Why doesn't
the frog move?' The students are calling out answers all
at once: 'The walls are too narrow.' 'The ceiling's too low,'
and so on, and Richard is making adjustments to the enclosure and nodding. This rapid interchange of ideas is
happening, and he asks us things like: 'What would make
this even better for the frog?' We keep firing ideas at him,
but, ultimately, the frog still isn't moving, even after
Richard has removed all the inner walls. We're throwing
out suggestions--may be it's too hot in there, or too cold,
or the walls should have been green or the floor covered
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with silt. Finally, one girl says, 'How would we know? It's
just a stupid frog!' So Richard points at her and says,
'Whose fault is that? The frog's?' And I interrupt and say
to him, 'It's yours, because we didn't get the chance to research habitats for frogs.' And he grins and says, 'Exactly,
S.S. When you're building a home, you've got to build it
with the occupant's needs in mind. You can't expect your
client to always be able to tell you what those needs are.
You've got to be able to know what options to present. In
short, you've got to be smarter than the frog."
Although my first thought was how resentful our clients
would be to hear themselves likened to frogs, I said, "Wow.
He sounds like a wonderful, engaging teacher."
We reached the coffee shop, where eight aluminum
tables were crammed into a space big enough for only
six, ordered coffees, and found seats. Sullivan told me