Naughty Secrets (12 page)
The first thing I noticed was we were the same size. See, even then size mattered. He held a coffee cup out in front of him
and when he came I saw fluid squirt from his penis into the cup. He said he could do it all day and fill it up. I didn’t know
whether to believe him or not since I had never ejaculated myself, nor had I ever seen anyone else ejaculate. Then he turned
to me and said, “Your turn.”
I remember vividly just moving into the bathroom, dropping my pants and grabbing my cock, stroking myself more slowly than
he had. I was scared to death, not knowing what would happen to my body. Suddenly I came for the first time. When I finally
stopped, I looked up and there was his mother, hands on her hips, shouting at me to get out and never come back. Caught, the
very first time.
Boys talk and my best friend, Stevie, heard about all this from Billy. I remember from then on hating Billy so much I could
have killed him. At first Stevie teased me, but then he asked me to go to his basement and do it with him.
So off we went to the basement where we dropped our drawers and masturbated together. The only thing I knew or cared about
was that I liked it. We did this each day for about a week and then Stevie suggested we get naked and do it. I liked it even
better this way. All my life, I have preferred to be naked during sex or masturbation. It makes a big difference for me.
At home, I would masturbate in the nude when I was alone or under my covers at night with my PJs stripped off. Then Stevie
came up with the idea that he would put on his mom’s bra and panties over his clothes and he had me lie down on top of him
and hump away. Then we reversed the situation. That felt good, too, and we kept it up for a month: standing naked and masturbating
or cross-dressing and humping each other. We eventually put the bra and panties on over our naked bodies, trading places each
time. I remember liking our activities very much and looking forward to masturbating with him each day. At home I would think
about what we had done that day and masturbate by myself.
Then one day Stevie wanted me to go to the woods with him and his friend Bob to masturbate together. Bob was six months older
than we were and had already reached puberty. When we got to a secluded spot Bob told Stevie, “You might have to help me.
Will you do it?” Stevie agreed. I had only seen small pre-puberty penises and when Bob pulled out this big fat cock, played
with himself, and got this huge erection I was shocked and amazed.
I asked what Bob meant about helping so they showed me. Stevie knelt and started sucking Bob off and from the ease with which
he did it I assume they had met in the woods often before. Finally Stevie challenged me to do it, but I wouldn’t—I was afraid.
Bob asked me to just touch it and I consented.
I touched the base of Bob’s penis and pubic hair. I never felt anything like that before. When he told me to touch the knob,
I rubbed his penis’s head, then used both hands to stroke the top and bottom of his penis for a while longer. Bob continued
stroking while Stevie rubbed his own penis and balls. When Bob ejaculated I was in shock. I saw this thick white come squirting
two or three feet while he was moaning and groaning. We heard noises of people coming and left without me or Stevie climaxing.
Soon after that day, my family moved to a rural area where we had no neighbors and I made very few friends at school. I felt
that this isolation was my punishment for my masturbation, and over the ensuing thirty-five years masturbation and sex were
a source of guilt and shame for me. Sad, isn’t it?
I did it just a few years ago at my husband’s urging, while we were making love. I have been hooked since.
The first time I recall masturbating was at about the age of ten or eleven. I was taking a bath and while soaking I discovered
that if I touched my penis, it would pop up. I thought that was pretty neat so I spent a considerable amount of time making
it pop up every time it went back down. Then I discovered something even better.
I found that if I made a tent of the washcloth so that it trapped a big bubble of air, brought it down under the water—under
my penis and balls—and then squeezed the washcloth, a fine stream of bubbles would rise, tickling me. This not only made my
penis pop up, but it felt really, really good. I was still too young to come and I had to stop when my mom wanted to know
why I was taking so long in the tub.
Attraction, Confidence, Faking It, Positions, the Most Unusual Place, the Wildest Thing, the Most Recent, Wishes, Regrets
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efore we get to more answers, I thought you’d be interested in some of the sexual habits of those who responded to my survey.
Of the men, 57% said they usually made love with the lights on, while only 39% of the women said they did. The majority of
respondents preferred night-time trysts: 59% of the men and 52% of the women said that they usually made love at night. You
know, making love in the morning is a great way to start the day, especially for men who have problems maintaining an erection.
Testosterone levels are highest then. Where do people make love? Well, 80% of the men and 71% of the women said they usually
did it in the bedroom. How sad. The rest of the house is so inviting. Have you ever noticed that the kitchen counters are
just the right height for her to sit on and…?
I asked whether the respondent ever wondered whether he or she was good at sex and if he or she had ever asked. Just over
62% of the men had wondered and 56% had asked. Of the women, 61% wondered but only 45% had asked. About 40% of men and women
had told others they were good in bed even if they weren’t.
I was not surprised that 60% of the women had faked orgasm— but 42% of the men said they had faked it as well. That just blew
me away. I wished I had thought to ask why and how.
Okay, let’s learn more about lovers and lovemaking.
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n trying to answer this question myself, I realized that, for Ed and me, there is no one position. We move around a lot, and
one position pretty much blends into another. We’re comfortable with missionary, side to side, and a few that can’t be described
easily.
The folks who responded to my survey liked missionary, woman on top, and doggy-style most. Here are some of the answers they
gave. Maybe you can get some new ideas.
My favorite position is me on top of him, in control, sliding up and down on his erection. He likes me to be on top as well,
but he also likes to have full penetration with him on top with my legs on his shoulders.
I love doggy-style because he enters at an angle that’s oh so good. Plus I like to be dominated in bed. He likes me on top
but I don’t like to be in control.
My favorite is me on top because my clit and my nipples can both be stimulated. We can make eye contact, too.
I like all kinds of positions. For the best orgasms for me I like to be on top or have her kneel before me and give me oral
sex. I think she prefers being on top to bring her to climax.
My favorite is the woman on top, looking at me while we fuck, but I also like it when she is on top with her back to me. This
allows me to use my fingers to massage her clitoris. Getting your hand there can be complicated, but I do like to please.
I guess it depends on my mood. Mostly I like it with me on my back with my legs over my lover’s shoulders—good eye contact
and less weight. His favorite position is probably with me on my stomach and him on top entering my vagina from behind. He
seems to orgasm best with me in this position.
Since the birth of my daughter my favorite position is being on the bottom because any other way still seems to hurt. Before
having her, my favorite was doggy-style, and while I was pregnant it was the scissors position.
We usually use the missionary position. If I hike my legs up high on his hips, I can usually achieve orgasm through his thrusting.
He prefers doggy-style but I find it uncomfortable and rarely reach orgasm in this position.
My wife and I were experimenting with positions one night when we came across this absolutely excellent position that we use
a lot now. The first time we used it, I was in absolute ecstasy.
Starting in the missionary position, my partner closed her legs to make her pussy really tight around my cock. At this point,
I moved up into a seated position, so that I was sitting on her with my cock down, still inside her. I immediately felt the
effects of this. She began to twist my nipples, and my body began to rock uncontrollably. She didn’t even have to move. The
sensations were so amazing that I couldn’t stop myself. It felt like I came for ages, lasting longer than I had ever experienced.
My fave is me on top. I don’t know why but when I rock my pelvis it reaches my g-spot and the climax is so much better. His
favorite is with me on all fours. Sometimes I like it but he’s pretty big so sometimes I feel him too deep and it hurts.
I like all positions from time to time. For me having my partner sit on top is particularly exciting, because I can see her
breasts dancing and all her body parts moving with her rhythm.
I also like entering her from behind with my lady on her elbows and knees. Maybe that is because it’s a bit animal. Mostly
I like to please the woman and let her choose the positions.
I like it when my wife is on her left side with hips and knees slightly bent while I’m on my knees and come in from behind.
I reach through her legs and grab her bottom (left) leg.
I like my husband on top, doing most of the work (wicked grin). I love it when he pushes my legs over my head, getting really
deep penetration.
He seems to like me on top, or us side by side, but he has a definite aversion to the classic missionary position. I don’t
mind side by side, though I find it a little boring. Me on top is okay for a short while, until my muscles start screaming
at me.
I like it when we’re both sitting on the floor and she puts her legs on the outside of mine.
I like it best when I take her from behind. I love to watch my cock sink into her, and I love the feel of her ass as it hits
my hips when we fuck. I’m an ass lover so I love to grind into hers.
Any position is fine with me, I love them all, but I really enjoy my lover on top of me, so I can watch his face. It is so
beautiful seeing his expressions, like he is playing a fine instrument, so intense.
My husband loves all positions, but he says that he really loves me on top of him, because he can watch me “ride” him and
watch my beautiful breasts, as our bodies connect and become one. He says that he loves watching me because I show so much
love for him and his body. He also loves being on top of me so he can kiss me often while we make love. He never grows tired
of kissing me, nor I him.
