Matt Fargo (40 page)
Authors: Dirty Japanese: Everyday Slang From "What's Up?" to "F*%# Off!"
golden shower
gammen shawā
gammen shawā
bukkake (skeet skeet skeet)
bukkake
bukkake
(If you don’t know about bukkake, a uniquely Japanese kink until the World Wide Web globalized it, you probably haven’t been watching enough Japanese porn. “Ceremonial cum drinking” doesn’t really get the concept across. Google it if you must.)
Do it…
motto. . .
motto. . .
. . .faster.
. . .hayaku
. . .hayaku
. . .slower.
. . .yukkuri
. . .yukkuri
. . .harder.
. . .hageshiku
. . .hageshiku
. . .softer.
. . .yasashiku
. . .yasashiku
. . .more.
. . .yatte
. . .yatte
iku iku!
Aside from “hello” and “goodbye,” this will be the most useful Japanese phrase you ever learn—if you happen to be a highly attractive and outgoing individual with an indefatigable libido. Otherwise, you’ll probably have to pull this book out mid-coitus and look the word up.
This hurts.
itaiwa
itaiwa
This feels really good.
mecha kimochi ī
mecha kimochi ī
I’m starting to get off.
kimochi yoku nattekita
kimochi yoku nattekita
I want to come.
ikitai
ikitai
I’m about to come.
ikisō
ikisō
I’m coming!
iku iku
iku iku
Where do you want it?
doko ni hoshī
doko ni hoshī
Come in my ass!
ketsusha shite
ketsusha shite
I just came.
itchatta
itchatta
Do you have a…?
. . .aru
. . .aru
Let’s try using a…
. . .tsukatte miyō ka
. . .tsukatte miyō ka
. . .condom
gomu. . .
gomu. . .
. . .dildo
harigata. . .
harigata. . .
. . .double dildo
unagi. . .
unagi. . .
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