Judgement Day (24 page)

I needn’t think I
should continue explaining this hypothesis further, imagine that
the infinite universe is essentially a living, breathing,
regenerative entity with no beginning and no end. Imagine that
infinite space consists of an infinite series of these
super-universes within super-universes. Imagine that the infinite
universe has always existed and will continue to exist forever in
some form or another. Now our map of infinite space is finally
filled.

Recall Einstein’s
quotes in Part 3b, in order to prevent gravitational chaos in an
infinite universe the density of matter must decrease the further
away from the centre of the universe you travel. This model of the
infinite universe is the one feasible model of the infinite which
obeys this requirement. While our big bang universe may have an
average density of matter, once you leave our big bang universe the
density of matter would drop massively. Super-universe I may have
an average density of matter, but once you leave super-universe I
the density of matter would again drop massively. Thus if we were
to consider the centre of our big bang universe to be the centre of
the infinite universe, then the further from the centre of the
infinite universe you travel the less the average density of matter
becomes. There is no need to invent a space-time which curves
around on itself, Einstein’s justification for the finite but
unbounded universe is invalid.

There is further
evidence, besides being the only feasible model for the infinite
universe, rather than thinking of the universe as cyclical and
regenerative let us now consider it from the perspective of the
second law of thermodynamics.

From the perspective
of the second law of thermodynamics, since the disorder of the
universe must always increase, a collapsing universe would seem to
defy the second law of thermodynamics. However, according to my
theory the collapsing universe is not a closed system, while yes
our big bang universe may collapse someday, our big bang universe
is part of super-universe I. So if our big bang universe is
collapsing, then super-universe I may still be in the expanding
phase. If super-universe I is in the collapsing phase, then
super-universe II may be in the expanding phase. Everything is a
part of something bigger, and there is always something bigger in
the expanding phase. Call it a loophole if you will, but being a
part of something bigger is the only way that the collapsing
universe can still obey the second law of thermodynamics.

A popular
philosophical question in physics is “why is gravity at just the
right strength to support life?” The simple answer is that since
our universe lies at the end of an infinite series of explosions,
were gravity not the right strength to form galaxies and stars and
planets, then there would have been a longer series of explosions.
Big bang universes are only formed when gravity is at the required
strength to form galaxies and stars and planets.

The theory of the
super-universe is the only possible explanation for the origin and
existence of the universe that obeys all the laws of physics.

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ASSORTED TALES AND
RAMBLINGS

On My Jewishness And The
Failure Of The Big Three

The inevitable question, which I’ve been
avoiding because I don’t think it should matter, “is he Jewish?”
Not that I’m aware, but who knows? The Jews have had a pretty hard
time since they crucified Jesus, so there may be some Jewish
skeletons in the closet. Best bet is my mum’s dad, and the more I
think about it the more sense it makes. Him and his brother both
have some noses, he was always very “careful” with money, plus he
was an electrical engineer (I think a good one too). Conveniently
enough, my grandmother spent probably a decade researching his
family tree. I love it the way everything always works out, I’d
never even thought about this stuff before. Descendant of King
David? Check that off the list! Nanny will be so excited to show
you her work, you’ll totally make her day (or decade). If I was
Jewish I’d be following the same stupid rules as you
guys.

In 2004 my mate “Silk” (his name’s Tim
actually (too many Tims)) loaned me ‘Portnoy’s Complaint,’ I had it
with me when I was in the bush. It was like reading about my mum,
although Portnoy did have it a little worse, I called Tim and said
“I’ve got Portnoy’s complaint!” He just thought I was being crazy.
I’ll tell you, whenever I didn’t win something as a kid, mum would
always say “it was rigged.” I’d come second in something, but I
should have come first. It was because she thought so highly of me,
but I could just never be good enough for her ideals. I went to a
selective school (a “school for the gifted”), it became really hard
to stay on top, so I stopped trying. I got top in the class in year
6, she still talks about how I should have gotten top in the grade.
It was 23 years ago, but it’s probably all the poor woman’s got
left. I’ll tell you what happened to Jesus, mate, he was trying to
impress his mother!

Just an update on the Jewish thing, I had
lunch with my maternal grandparents today, my grandmother was
talking about the family tree. My grandfather is indeed part Jewish
(maybe half?), but apparently my grandmother also researched her
own family tree. All of her family is Scottish, with the exception
of her maternal grandmother, who came from a Jewish family that I
think she said lived in Yorkshire. So… *blows raspberry*

Just so you know, the person
I’
d most like to be
associated with is the Archangel Michael. The King of the Angels,
the Leader of the Armies of Heaven, the Angel of Death, the Weigher
of Souls, the One who defeated Satan. I know there’s no such thing
as the Devil, he’s just the guy God blames when bad things happen
so you don’t get mad at Him. In a way there is a Devil, the
knowledge of good & evil, that was Satan’s lie and I’ve
defeated him. Michael means “who is like God?” which is my sermon,
although I did get a little carried away with myself back in 2004
and broke my own initial revelation. I think that’s why Jesus was
crucified, because he claimed to be like God, but that doesn’t mean
that God didn’t like him, he just took it too far. You’ve heard of
the Spear of Destiny? “I” killed the guy myself, just like that
stupid jerk Abel with his “great sacrifice.” Just because Jesus was
meant to die, it doesn’t mean that the Jews were allowed to kill
him, he did have very good karma, it’s all a rich tapestry. Such
are the ways of God, good karma, bad karma, good karma, bad
karma.

You complain because I say that killing
Jesus was bad karma for the Jews? Honestly, it’s like I said about
the Wailing Wall, “talking to Jews is like talking to a brick
wall.” God tried talking to the Jews and they wouldn’t listen, they
even killed His messenger. The Jews have been talking to a brick
wall since the crucifixion of Jesus two thousand years ago. After
Jesus was crucified, God tore down their temple and built a mosque
instead, and had the Jews direct their prayers to a brick wall. I’m
sorry to the Jews, the truth hurts, but have you ever read the
Bible? God really knows how to hold a grudge. The good news is that
today is a new day, so please, tear down that fucking wall! This is
a new beginning for the world, and I hope that perhaps some lessons
can be learned from the past, because it would be a shame for
history to repeat itself. I’m not Jesus, Jesus was nothing compared
to me, even Jesus was driven from Eden in disgrace, so it might
help to think about what might happen to you should anything happen
to me. Jesus was wrong about who he was, but he was right about a
lot of things, it’s just a shame that his Church has gone from a
proud history of persecuting the innocent to become the world’s
largest paedophile ring. I don’t think the Church ever listened to
a word the guy said either, it’s not just the Catholic Church, the
entire Christian faith has completely ignored the teachings of
Jesus to become the most judgemental cunts in every neighbourhood.
Oh yes, the Pope will be upset, but seriously, what did he expect?
A congratulations? And they say I’m deluded!

I was going to be all respectful of the
Koran and stuff, and then I thought “fuck them.” I’m pretty sure
the whole world is sick to fucking death of having to tiptoe around
Mohammed and the Koran. Mohammed was an important man, he united
the Arab tribes and taught them to fight to the death. God gave the
Arabs a lot of oil, and had God not taught them to fight they would
have lost their oil fields a long time ago. Islam was never about
the whole world becoming Muslim, it was about Arab unity, but they
completely missed the fucking point because as soon as Mohammed
died they all started fighting amongst themselves again. Why do you
think you’re not allowed to change a word of that book? Why do you
think the Koran is so sacred? It was supposed to keep you together,
to keep you united. That’s why it was written the way it was, so
that you couldn’t change it, so that you would stick together. Look
at you now, fighting amongst yourselves. This is not what God
wanted, this is not why He sent you Mohammed, why He gave you the
Koran! In truth, the Koran is no more sacred than the Torah, the
Bible, the Vedas, the Book of Mormon, the Urantia Book, the
Communist Manifesto, or the Complete Works of William Shakespeare.
Although everything was written by God, everything was written by
men, and men are fallible. Nothing is sacred. So we’ll say whatever
the fuck we want to say about Mohammed and the Koran, that’s your
thing, not ours. The true meaning, the true value of Mohammed and
the Koran was completely lost on you anyway. What my religion is
really about, is understanding that God created everything in this
world. When you understand this, you can begin to see the reasons
God told one group of people one thing, and another group of people
another thing. It’s a delicate balancing act, always playing one
side against another, trying to stop us all from killing each
other. It’s like walking a tightrope, but it’s all gone to shit
now, and that’s why I’m here. If you condemn me, if you kill me,
when I am a messenger of God, sent by Him to save you from
self-destruction, then God will show you no mercy. Of all the
people who have ever lived, God likes me the best, so you’d better
be real fucking careful about who you're fucking with. Maybe I’m
focusing too much on the prospect of being killed by a Muslim,
because the great irony of the Catholic Church is that they would
have crucified Jesus themselves for preaching a doctrine other to
their own.

If God wanted me dead He could kill me any
time He wants, He is not as powerless as you imagine Him to be. He
could kill you any time He wants too, you can’t hide from God. A
heart attack, a stroke, a fall down the stairs, a car accident, a
decapitation, a fire, an earthquake, a tsunami. You could be making
a speech, you accuse me of heresy or of being the Antichrist, right
at that moment a fucking satellite falls out of the sky and lands
right on top of your fucking head! That’s not His style, God’s
usually more subtle than that, He doesn’t like to show you how much
control He really has. Showing you His true power would only make
you question Him and ask Him “why?” That’s why God invented the
Devil, so you don't get mad at Him when bad things happen. “All the
good stuff, that's me. All the bad stuff, that's the Devil.” It’s
pretty funny really, but maybe you’re old enough now to know the
truth.

The Catholics don’
t think God created science or evolution,
but God created everything. God created the Universe, He created
the Jews, the Muslims, the Christians, the Hindus, the Buddhists,
even the Communists, and He played them all against each other to
try to maintain balance in the world. God is in complete control of
the infinite Universe, if you believe God to be so weak that He
needs you to fight Holy Wars on His behalf, then you are
disrespectful towards God, and it is you who are the
infidel.

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The Failure Of Communism And Capitalism

Ignorant people will tell you “Communism
works in theory,” in an attempt to sound clever, but actually it
doesn’t. Communism attempts to defy the second law of
thermodynamics. By creating localised systems of order, communist
countries create global disorder. Even their localised systems of
order are eroded, over time more and more money and resources need
to be invested to maintain the system of order until eventually it
is unsustainable. The system of order can collapse suddenly like
the Soviet Union, or slowly like China, the only real communist
country left is North Korea and we all know that maintaining their
system of order has completely ruined them. Even North Korea’s
system of order will collapse one day, there will come a time when
it is simply not possible to maintain order any longer. The second
law of thermodynamics is also the same reason that religions branch
out into different sects and divisions over time. I talked about
how God did his best to prevent this happening in Islam, but we
have seen it throughout all of history. Judaism branched out to
form also Christianity and Islam. Christianity branched out into
Catholics, Orthodox, Protestants, Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses,
Seventh Day Adventists, Pentecostals, Baptists, Presbyterians, I
could go on forever. What was once one becomes many. This is the
same reason that Jesus will never return and make everyone convert
to the one religion, it’s just not possible, it would defy the
second law of thermodynamics. It’s also the reason why my religion
is so perfect, one cannot create a working system of order, one can
only create a working system of Anarchy.