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which is best. This will help you discover together which technique produces the best results.

Step 5
. Continue as you please.

FRUIT IN A BASKET

(ideal for soft, semierect, or fully erect penis)

Those of you who think this technique may be only for well-endowed women—ladies, it is not so.

Step 1
. Position yourself so that your breasts act as a shelf for his testicles. You can create this by scooping one forearm underneath both breasts, or placing one hand underneath each breast and holding them up. Position yourself underneath his testicles. The best position is when he is

seated on a chair, edge of the

bed, or couch and you are seated
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on the floor below. That way you both are in comfortable positions and have a wide range of motion options.

Step 2
. If you wish, apply lubricant generously to your breasts (you may want to use The Madonna lube technique described in Chapter 5).

Step 3
. With an upward arching

motion of your body (as if you were a serpent), lift the testicles
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as if scooping fruit into a basket. Allow them to pass through the channel of your breasts, stroke the glans while cradling the shaft between your breasts, and continue up the shaft.

Step 4
. As you return to the
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original position in step 1, you can gently drag your chin and then your mouth down his tummy and pass over the shaft and testicles to give him an idea of what might be next. While coming down, you can use your hot breath to accentuate the feeling.

Step 5
. Repeat as requested.

PIROUETTE

(requires a semierect to fully erect penis)

This is one of the easiest and most

1. effective two-hand techniques when he's erect. Ladies have also
   

   found the Pirouette to be an outstanding combination with oral techniques. The Pirouette is also particularly nifty if the man is standing up against the wall, but be sure you remind him to lock his knees. As the husband of a Texas heiress said, "It's so amazing, it's
   

2. beyond hot."
   

   Step 1
   . Apply lubricant generously to both your and your lover's hands.
   

   shaft, your thumbs will twist in opposite directions so that your top thumb will go from facing you, to paralleling your left shoulder. The back of your other thumb will be parallel to your right shoulder.
   

   Step 4
   .
   DOWNSTROKE
   . In the space of one warm, moist, downward stroke, your hands will return to their initial positions in step 2. If your man is less endowed, let the fingers on your bottom hand stroke his pubic area.
   

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   You can combine any oral technique with a hand technique. Simply reduce the length of your stroke so that your mouth can stay at the top of his penis.
   

   Step 5
   . Repeat as requested.
   

   

   Splay your fingers and stroke bis pubic area
   

   Step 2
   . Position your hands, one above the other, on the shaft of his penis, creating a little hand tower. With a closed, warm grip— remember that impostor vagina—
   

3. you should have the back of both your thumbs facing you. If your man is less endowed, splay the fingers of your lower hand in his pubic hair. Your hands will he moving in opposite directions.
   

Step 3
.
UPSTROKE
. In the space of one lengthwise stroke up his

FIRE STARTER

(ideal for soft, semierect, or fully erect penis
)

This one got its name because the motion resembles that of rubbing two sticks together to create a campfire. Good for men with a highly sensitive glans, as the majority of the motion is on the shaft.

Step 1
. Apply lubricant generously to both YOUR hands.

Step 2
. Position your hands, one on either side of the shaft at the base of his penis. Make sure the little finger sides of your

hands are on his tummy, palms

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facing one another, penis held gently in between. If he is erect, the shaft should be at a ninety-degree angle to your hands, not parallel with them.

Step 3
. Move your hands slowly to rapidly in opposite directions. The motion on his shaft should resemble that twirling motion you use on a

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stick in order to start a fire.

Step 4
. Continue from the base of the shaft to the top and return with the same tempo. It is best not to concentrate too long at the top as it may have a numbing effect on him.

Step 5
. Continue as you please, perhaps shifting to Basket Weaving.

ONE-ON-ONE COMBINATIONS

(ideal for soft, semierect, or fully erect penis)

This is the "expand your horizons" technique. Essentially, you put one hand on his shaft and the other hand anywhere you or he pleases.

Step 1
. Apply lubricant generously to one of your hands.

Step 2
. Place the lubricated hand on the shaft and testicles Begin whatever motion is your favorite.

Step 3
. Your free hand will be stroking and building sensation wherever your imagination will lead it. Stroke through his pubic hair with long smooth strokes, use your nails delicately up and down his inner thighs, play with his chest hair, play with his nip pies if this is something he enjoys, or pick up his hand and suck on one of his fingers . . . give him a preview of upcoming events.

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Whenever you have a free hand, try stroking his pubic hair with long, smooth strokes, trailing your nails delicately up and down his inner thighs. Play with his chest hair, his pubic hair, even the hair inside his bellybutton.

TEMPLE & MITZVAH (OR CHURCH & STEEPLE)

(requires a semierect to fully erect penis)

The key to this technique is the warm sanctuary created within the palms of your two firmly held together hands. The sensation you are mimicking is the penis being at the warm round end of the vagina near the cervix. Due to the position of your hands a very short compact stroke is used. This is a great position for your man to visually enjoy your upper body Men who love the sensation of being deeply inside a