Forbidden Broadway: Behind the Mylar Curtain (64 page)

KING

DONNA

KING

DONNA

KING

BOTH

[They dance La Bamba. The KING gets lost under her
dress. ]

DONNA

Yes, Your Majesty. No, Your Majesty. How low should I
go, Your Majesty?

[They moan ecstatically. The music stops.]

Oh, that was good, Your Majesty!

[The KING hands DONNA a cigarette and takes one
himself They smoke. Blackout.]

Michael Crawford: "Put On Your
Phony Voice"

MICHAEL

[Enters wearing Phantom mask, sing very pretentiously
and slightly sharp. ]

[He suddenly de-masks and becomes a dumb, insipid
Cornelius Hackl front the movie Hello, Dolly!)

[Suddenly switches back to Phantom.]

[Suddenly switches back to Cornelius.]

[Back to Phantom.]