Every Boy's Got One (15 page)

To: Jane Harris

Fr: Holly Caputo

Re: What is up with this?

Hello? You were there. How was I supposed to stop him?

Holly

To: Holly Caputo

Fr: Jane Harris

Re: What is up with this?

Yeah, but he sucks at it. I mean, really, really sucks at it.

J

To: Jane Harris

Fr: Holly Caputo

Re: What is up with this?

Hello. It’s Italy. Everyone sucks at driving. He blends.

Besides, I had to let him drive, after that whole thing with Cal rearranging all the suitcases.

Holly

To: Holly Caputo

Fr: Jane Harris

Re: What is up with this?

Yeah. What was UP with that, anyway? Why is Cal so… bossy?

J

To: Jane Harris

Fr: Holly Caputo

Re: What is up with this?

Mark says it’s because Cal has an enormous you know what.

Holly

To: Holly Caputo

Fr: Jane Harris

Re: What is up with this?

Head?

J

To: Jane Harris

Fr: Holly Caputo

Re: What is up with this?

No, you idiot. You KNOW what I mean.

Holly

To: Holly Caputo

Fr: Jane Harris

Re: What is up with this?

Wait. WHAT??? SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

J

To: Jane Harris

Fr: Holly Caputo

Re: What is up with this?

Mark swears it’s true. He says Cal has always been supremely self-confident because of the enormity of his you know what. Well, at least up until that model broke his heart and all.

Holly

To: Holly Caputo

Fr: Jane Harris

Re: What is up with this?

You are making that up. About his you know what, I mean.

J

To: Jane Harris

Fr: Holly Caputo

Re: What is up with this?

Um. Have YOU seen him sit with his legs crossed?

Holly

To: Holly Caputo

Fr: Jane Harris

Re: What is up with this?

That doesn’t mean—Oh, my God, you ARE serious.

J