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From:
Ted Berry

To: Creative Department

Sent: 7 January 2009, 16.44

Subject: Fucking result!

The guys at EsmÃ©e Ãloge are officially blown away by our celebs. Maggie, having got them seriously hard, has the green light. They've asked for more names from the political arena. Ideas, please. Don't hold back. Let's have some out-there thinking. My starter for ten: Eva Braun.

From:
Sally Wilton

To: All Staff

Sent: 7 January 2009, 17.10

Subject: Mugs

Luisa in the kitchen has informed me that eight mugs are missing. Can all those who have not returned them please do so or we will be obliged to revert to the days of environmentally unsound Styrofoam beverage receptacles.

From:
Kirsten Richardson

To: Liam O'Keefe

Sent: 7 January 2009, 17.29

Subject: Ready?

I'm starving!

From:
Liam O'Keefe

To: Kirsten Richardson

Sent: 7 January 2009, 17.30

Subject: Re: Ready?

Couple of things to do. See you in reception in five.

eBay.co.uk

8 mugs

Item specifics: sturdy yet elegant white china mugs. Genuine Conran logo. Equally suitable for coffee and tea. Would suit large family of coffee/tea drinkers. Or single coffee/tea drinker who can't be arsed to wash up.

Thursday

Mood: litigious

From:
Milton Keane

To: Susi Judge-Davis-Gaultier

Sent: 8 January 2009, 09.39

Subject: piccy

Att:
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From:
Bill Geddes

To: Liam O'Keefe

Sent: 8 January 2009, 10.05

Subject:

How did it go with the hairdresser?

From:
Liam O'Keefe

To: Bill Geddes

Sent: 8 January 2009, 10.06

Subject: Re:

Piss off.

From:
Bill Geddes

To: Liam O'Keefe

Sent: 8 January 2009, 10.08

Subject: Re:

That well? You probably don't want to hear this then, but I'm getting grief from Betina at EsmÃ©e Ãloge. The Winter Sun problem isn't going away. Negative PR is piling up and the client has seven lawsuits pending already. When's the recall ad going to be ready?

From:
Liam O'Keefe

To: Bill Geddes

Sent: 8 January 2009, 10.10

Subject: Re:

Like I said, piss off.