Dave Cameron and the Extraterrestrial (14 page)

In the morning he finished all his beer
off and studied the card of the woman he found in the lining of his
jacket and still could not recall her or understand what connection
to him she could be! Her name was
Sandra Dory
and the card and her
profession were incomprehensible to him! Yet by the look of the
card he was sure she was a hooker!

So in the end he decided to phone her from
the phone in his hotel room even though it could be traced!

A
woman with a sexy voice asked him whether she could be of
assistance and he realized that he actually should not directly
give away his identity as if she told someone of him he would be
making a mistake, so he asked her, “Do you still provide all your
normal services?”

“
Yes!”
she replied, sexily, and he realized she must be a hooker, and
decided he could use it to meet her and question her.

“
Thank
you!” he replied firmly, and replied with the first thing he could
think of. “For starters I’d like you to dress like the Home
Secretary! Swear at me and tie me up, grab me by the legs, and
swing me around the room like a helicopter propeller and throw me
onto a bed! Then jump up and down on me wearing naughty
businesswoman costume! What do you think?”

“
That
sounds great!” the woman shouted back. “But this is the hotel
reception! If you want an outside line I’ll put you
through?”

He swiftly agreed and waited and the phone
rang and a woman answered the phone with an identical voice to the
hotel receptionist, which he could not establish the difference in
and sat wondering if she would do such a dirty trick, and wondered
what she would do next.

He quickly picked up a newspaper from
the bed and flicked through the pages and examined sections until
he found something in an advert, and called out,
“
I bought a movie from
you and there’s nothing on the tape but static!”

She remained
confused and laughed for a few seconds, allowing him time to think,
and she replied, “I’m sorry about that! Which title did you
rent?”

He quickly
replied with the first title he saw, and replied, “It’s called the
Head Cleaner!”

She laughed and told him to come round and
return it and told him her new address, and stuff about herself
before she hanged up, and he knew it was her and he somehow
recognized her!

Cameron realized he had been lucky and that
if she knew him that he could tell her what had happened and try
and get information on what was happening, and he rested on his bed
wondering if he had finally found what he was looking for and the
answer to all his unsolved problems!

When Cameron finally decided to leave and go
to the hotel bar first, where he drank far too much after thinking
of the three soldiers back at the army camp, which he now seemed to
do every time he thought of them, and he left and was surprised
that the receptionist girls winked at him, and he gasped
embarrassingly, and watched their faces when they recognized his
famous looks.

Cameron left
towards a bar where he got into a taxi, and rested there, and felt
tired from the previous day and not getting enough sleep that
night, and he was still in the need of a long rest.

He wondered
what he should do if she was just a hooker, and realized perhaps he
should have a good time, and perhaps she had some information that
she might conceal and she might reveal it somewhere.

It was
incredible that when he checked the internet, with his phone, he
found articles in different newspapers of the police and their
search for him, after he was spotted in a bar, and with
astonishment he read articles claiming that he was a bank
robber!

He was left
baffled and not knowing what to do! He had to avoid them and find
out what was happening! He believed he was not guilty!

It also
surprised him to read of their racehorse and of the three soldiers
and of how they had secretly let it loose to roam some desolate
woods and that the army denied all knowledge of it, and he spotted
a mention of Sergeant Malone and he knew he had made the claim, and
there were mentions of the horse attacking people after a nun had
been attacked and he realized that he took it that it had not done
anything other than trying to sink its teeth into them and he read
it through and realized that at the most the thing had only scared
and knocked them over
!

It was incredible how secretive the alien
crash was, or whatever it was, and that they were claiming it was
different things such as old space debris and satellites!

He then read
the full old article on the horse being traced to the three
soldiers and where they had bought the horse, and where the Ebay
seller had bought it, and had discovered why the horse was
different and that the horse had genetic alterations and that it
had been crossed with killer lions!

Cameron
recalled the first time he had seen the horse and when the doors of
the bar seemed to explode apart and it shifted into his sight in an
altered motion!

After a few
minutes Cameron spotted the taxi driver’s mouth and him
occasionally watching him in his mirror, and he examined him in
detail and realized the taxi driver might have seen a wanted
photograph of him, and he sat thinking of what to do.

Cameron decided
to get out the taxi at another location, where he could get to the
address without walking too far, and he was sure that the taxi
driver never knew that he was staying at the hotel, and he had not
given his identity there.

So once out the
taxi and it had vanished into the distance Cameron rushed away,
realizing he had to gain as much distance from there as fast as he
could, and he rushed away at an incredible acceleration racing
through streets, while trying to make himself look like a
jogger!

When he
finished his mission he had to prove his innocence, and he could
not allow them to capture him now!

What surprised
him was when he closed in on the address he started to know his way
around and knew it was nearby, and he slowed down and rested as he
approached it, and realized that he had seen her new address and he
wondered why she had suggested on the phone that he might not have,
and he realized that she had forgotten about it.

To his surprise
he marched straight to the house, leaving him staggered at how he
could do such a thing, and he put it down to his subconscious mind
and body as it ran his entire body and everything else!

He realized the dangers he could be in there
and if she was connected to the gunman, who had shot at him, and he
raced through what had occurred since he had arrived in London!

The strange dream had surprised him as he had
thought that if it could have been a natural source and that it was
either the army camp and outdoor environment or all the drink.

Next he had realized that he had picked up
the dream entirely wrongly or his mind had altered it, for some
reason, and it had not been about him turning into a werewolf but
of the alien crashing down into the wood.

What could possibly be behind all the events?
What could possibly connect all the events?

Chapter 6

The
Secretary

“Where’ve
you been?” Sandra Dory
immediately asked Cameron
,
concerned,
peering through
a
gap in
her
front
door.
“You
were
to
contact me weeks ago
–
at
my
office!
”

“
I think
I had an accident!” Cameron replied, pointing at his head. “I
recovered out in a field ... I found I’d lost my memory ... Of my
identity ... I found your card in my pocket!”

She
gasped
and
budged, and
slowly
studied
his face over
again, and he studied
her tight
clothing,
try to realize
if she was a hooker
.
Yet she did not sound like one,
and sounded as if she did business.

“
I think
I’d better start over ... Can I ask you a few questions about us
...?”

“
Alright!” she replied, smiling.

“
What
were we doing? Why was I to contact you?”

She studied his
face and led him into her living room, where they sat down.

Her
hand rapidly reached
into
her
handbag
and pulled out some
cigarette
s
and
a
gold
lighter.

She
ignited
it and
mechanically drew in smoke,
showing him she was a heavy smoker,
and
he
glared at the end of it
glowing red,
smoldering
and creating
wisps of smoke through the warm air, while rushing up to the
ceiling.

With one swift
movement
s
he switched on
her
television, and then changed the channel.

“
Well?”
he finally asked, unable to control himself any longer.

“
Where
have you been? You look strange, and as though you’ve been living
some alterative lifestyle!”

“
I found
I was in the army!”

“
You’re
now in the army?” she giggled, and laughed wildly. “How did that
happen? You must have had a bad accident, and really damaged your
head!”

“
I have
been given an army psychiatrist ...”

She gasped and
inhaled too much smoke and started choking while trying to stop
laughing.

Through plumes of
smoke
s
he resolutely
analyzed
him
,
slightly startled, trying to put sense to what
s
he
had
heard and
had seen, and watched the news on the
television
. A
church
was exploding with flames while firemen
used powerful fire hoses to put it
out
,
and she watched it while
trying to suppress
laughter
, with blank and
confused faces,
and
not knowing if
she
should
go too far
.

“
Well!
Tell me my identity? I have to know! I was told I’m Prime Minister
David Cameron’s twin brother! Is that true?”

She stared at
him with astonishment, realized something mischievously, and
Cameron wondered what it was and why it looked like something
almost deadly or a future problem for him, and realized he might
put his foot in it again!

“
You’re
his twin brother and I’ve been working for you, doing jobs for you
...”

She looked at
him at various angles and shook her head, confirming something.

“
So
what’s your name in the army?” she asked, curiously, still
examining him.

“
Dave
Cameron!”

“
You
chose the name Dave Cameron and yet you claim you never knew your
identity?” she asked, confused.

“
The
soldiers there claimed that they knew me and that I was a soldier
called Dave Cameron!”

She shook her
head, totally baffled, and started acting normally towards him.

A
newsreader
on the television
gave dramatic details from eyewitnesses
of
hearing a loud explosion ...

“
How did
you end up in London?” she asked curiously.

“
I’m
visiting a new psychiatrist! A top London psychiatrist ... I found
your card buried away in my clothes!”

She burst out
laughing, and put her hand over her mouth.

“
Where
have you been staying in London?”

“
At a
hotel!”

“
You’re
staying in a hotel?”

“
Yes!
Why?”

“
You got
a new house! We were doing some work there ...”

“
I live
alone there?”

“
You live
there alone!”

Cameron
realized the house could have all his old possessions and documents
and things with information about him, and he started building a
picture of who he was and he was sure he might start recalling his
identity.

She stood and
shifted over to a drawer and reached in and removed a piece of
paper and wrote an address, from an address book, and gave it to
Cameron.

Chapter 7

The
House

When Cameron finally arrived at the house it
was dark and he started wondering if Dory had played a trick on
him, and he rang the doorbell to see if there was anyone there, and
he examined the mail and found it in a large heap, in the amount
there would be of it, and smiled and wondered if there was anything
important in it and if he was in trouble for not replying to
anything.

He marched around the building checking
everything and everywhere he could enter, and found two places, and
considered what was the best place and eventually had to search in
the windows to see what was there and he chose one, as it was
better located, and he smashed the window as silently as he could
and pushed the glass in until it allowed him to enter and he
climbed in and turned on the light.