Bright Lights, Big Ass: A Self-Indulgent, Surly, Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide to Why It Often Sucks in the City, or Who Are These Idiots and Why Do They All Live Next Door to Me? (45 page)
Authors: Jen Lancaster
Tags: #Form, #General, #Chicago (Ill.), #21st Century, #Lancaster; Jen, #Humorous fiction, #Personal Memoirs, #Humorous, #Authors; American - 21st century, #Fiction, #Essays, #Jeanne, #City and town life, #Authors; American, #Chicago (Ill.) - Social life and customs, #Biography & Autobiography, #Biography, #Humor, #Women
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Or Fletch, for that matter.
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Cubs win!
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What is it about boats that brings out the bad touch in everyone?
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Boobies. Arrgh. What is this, fourth grade?
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Depths may be plumbed, but not on the lake’s floor.
Table of Contents
Church of the Magnificent Mile
All Quiet on the Westerville Front
Tuesday Afternoon Drinking Club
The Only Thing We Have to Fear Is Rachael Ray
Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’ (and Bruisin’)
If the Werewolves Are in London…
My So-Called (Superficial) Life
Loser? Yes, but Not the Biggest
I Love the Smell of Cardboard in the Morning
Maisy and Me: Life and Love with the World’s Most Spoiled Dog
No Molestar The Attack of the Sock-Monkey Pajamas
Table of Contents
Church of the Magnificent Mile
All Quiet on the Westerville Front
Tuesday Afternoon Drinking Club
The Only Thing We Have to Fear Is Rachael Ray
Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’ (and Bruisin’)
If the Werewolves Are in London…
My So-Called (Superficial) Life
Loser? Yes, but Not the Biggest
I Love the Smell of Cardboard in the Morning
Maisy and Me: Life and Love with the World’s Most Spoiled Dog
No Molestar The Attack of the Sock-Monkey Pajamas
