Authors: Ragtime in Simla
Yes, said Joe, considering. I can imagine that it would be. And there you found yourself, enjoying the winter sunshine?
Yes, said Isobel, anything would have been better and one thing was my employer was fabulously rich and there was throughout that winter and on into the spring an endless procession of her nieces, nephews, cousins, sisters, brothers-in-law, all eager to wind her wool, carry her parasol, escort her on gentle little walks down the Promenade des Anglais and all with but one idea.
To inherit the berries?
Exactly that! Amongst this mob of threadbare fortune hunters there was one who stood apart. I suppose he was a nephew or he may have been a great-nephew. He was all right. Id never met anyone like him before. He was a naval officer. He thought (and he taught me) that having a good time could be an end in itself. Hard to believe but such a thought had never entered my head! He was stationed in Malta. If youve got access to a navy pinnace whenever you want one, Maltas not far from Nice and it occurred to me that he had a certain advantage over the other players. He had a certain advantage over me too.
Dont tell me, said Joe, let me guess. He proved himself to be a honey-tongued seducer? Am I right?
My, Commander! No wonder you occupy so prominent a place in the detective force! Nothing escapes you! And youre right. I was undone. And before I gain your undeserved sympathy for the horrors of my lot Ill tell you I had never until then enjoyed anything so much as being undone! He was very good fun. He was extremely amusing. He had lots and lots of rackety friends. He knew his way up and down the Côte dAzur. His career was not very committing I wouldnt be at all surprised in those days if you explained to your commanding officer that you were playing a rich relative you wouldnt get leave to do so! The navy was very like that in those pre-war days. So it went on but Nemesis stalked!
Nemesis in the form of Mrs Hyde-Jellicoe?
Yes, said Isobel with a laugh. Came a night when the bloody voice tube didnt work or Id forgotten to put the whistle back in it you can imagine the tableau! The door opens, and framed in the doorway, dressing-gowned and awful, my employer, his great-aunt, amazed and aghast to have imperially caught us in the act! In a trice lost! Lost to him any chance he might have had of inheriting, lost to me, my job. I had, you see, taken my first step on the road to ruin. My employer made clear her intention of writing immediately to my father to apprise him of the fact that his daughter was a harlot! (Id love to see that letter!) But I was damned if Id hang about waiting for his reply. I must say Edwin his name was Edwin was very decent about it. I had my clothes and about thirty pounds, not much else. He gave me twenty-five pounds. All he had, I think. Dont want you to go short, old girl, he said.
Well, I did go short. Fifty-five pounds didnt go far even in those days on the Riviera. I had no means of making a living and when I was reduced to my last few francs I decided to do what I had seen others doing. No, not what youre thinking! Not yet at any rate
I started singing. There were lots of performers of different nationalities just singing in the streets. I hadnt got a wonderful voice well, youve heard me but I was very pretty and fresh and I seemed to appeal to rich old gentlemen. I was making enough to survive by singing in front of the cafés for a couple of hours each evening. One evening I came upon a very jolly crowd who seemed to have taken over a café in the old town. They were foreign. I listened and identified their language as Russian. Well, I knew a Russian song or two
That story about your singing master? Joe interrupted. It was true then?
Of course! I was brought up to tell the truth and I almost always do. So I thought, Ill show you! Ill get your attention! Russians are very romantic, you know, so I started to sing the most heart-rending song I knew. It worked! They wept! They joined in the chorus! They turned out their pockets for me not that it did me much good they were as destitute as I was, I think! But they took me into their group, they made much of me, they gave me supper. But more than that
Her voice trailed away and Joe knew that she was thousands of miles and many years away from him.
One of them was a singer. A real singer. Feodor Korsovsky. He took me home with him that night and for the next year we were never apart. I loved him. He said he loved me.
What separated you? Joe asked. His satisfaction at having guessed that Alice Conyers had been hiding a relationship with the Russian took second place to his curiosity as the story unfolded.
Alice remained silent for a long time. The Atlantic Ocean, she said finally. Is that big enough or should I also mention the wife I was not aware he had in New York? And perhaps the Great War which kept him away from Europe for four years? Will that do? Her voice had taken on a sharp edge.
He kept the programme you scribbled on
Yes. That was quite a surprise
do you mind if I keep it? It means a lot to me.
No, said Joe. I suppose thats all right. Ill ask for it if I need it.
So there I was alone again. Feodor had been offered a wonderful engagement in New York. He couldnt afford to take me with him so he gave me what he had and I prepared to wait until he came back. He never did. I was hurt, of course, but more than that I was angry. But I knew exactly what to do. Amongst the friends that Edwin had introduced me to there was a commander RN. Almost a caricature red face, roving eye, probably the most entirely amoral man Ive ever met but friendly and rather attractive. Finding me as it were vacant, he was very ready to take me on and, indeed, according to a good Edwardian tradition, install me in a little sea-front flat in St Raphael.
The flat became a tremendous rendezvous for naval officers. I dont suppose for a moment that Bertie was particularly faithful to me. I dont recall that I was particularly faithful to him! I was having a really good time. But as the saying goes, All good things come to an end. This was 1914 and suddenly the coast was full of French army officers as mobilization gained ground. Some of them were very dashing Zouaves, Spahis, even a contingent of the Légion Etrangčre, all with money to spend, all glad of a welcome. But none so glad as Colonel Chasteley-Riancourt. Cavalry soldier, very grand. A perfide aristo if ever I saw one! He moved me out of the St Raphael flat into a little house he owned in the hills behind Monaco.
She paused. Let me look at you, Joe. What do I see? Icy disapproval?
Nothing of the sort, said Joe. If you see anything at all you see fascination! Please dont stop!
Well, as I say, there we were living in Monaco. And, if Chas had a fault what do I mean, if Chas had a fault? Chas had thousands of faults not the least of which was an inability to take his eyes off the roulette wheel and this was rather agony. I had to sit and watch thousands, millions of francs pouring through his fingers. Francs that would have been better bestowed on my little soft, scented hands! Have you ever met a compulsive gambler?
Yes, I have, said Joe. I shared a billet with one in France. Theyre a race apart.
Chas was very much of that race. He was very Old France, you know. Conventional in many ways and what in that exalted world do you do when you find yourself short of a few francs you peel a picture off the wall and sell it. A Fragonard, a Lancret, perhaps even a Chardin. But of course, there he was in a flat in Monaco, not much to sell so what did he do
?
Joe thought he knew but, Go on, then, he said, what did he do?
For a moment the jaunty tone wavered. Well, very practical man, Chas. Not perhaps romantic but certainly practical. He sold that for which he could get the best price. He sold me. Ive often wondered for how much. My purchaser was a Belgian, Aristide Mézičre, an arms manufacturer, rich as only sin can make you. His idea was to export me to Paris where he had a house on the Place Vendôme, recently acquired and needing a little exotic furniture. Good God! If that had lasted I might be the Baronne Mézičre now!
How old were you, Isobel? Joe asked quietly.
This was 1915 so I was eighteen or maybe nineteen.
But you never made it to the Place Vendôme?
No, I didnt. Fate took a hand. In those days Fate was always taking a hand! Perhaps it still is.
She shivered slightly and looked up at Joe speculatively then snuggled closer, passing an arm under his jacket, seeking his warmth and closeness. He was conscious that she was wearing only a light silk dress and after the heat of the chase she must be cooling off rapidly. He enjoyed her touch and for a moment, perhaps more than a moment, his senses began to spin. He took off his jacket and draped it over her shoulders, putting his arm once again around her and effectively pinioning her arms to her sides. He had not forgotten that the woman in his arms was a crack shot and she was still holding a revolver in her right hand.
Suddenly there were no men left on the Côte dAzur. No gaiety. Everything closed down. I decided to play my own game. I sold the little jewellery I had, took my maid and left for Paris. I put on a wedding ring and became a widow. I had decided to choose and not be chosen any longer. I set up in a smart apartment in the Avenue de lOpéra and I chose the lovers I entertained. There were plenty of officers on leave constantly from the front. By this time I spoke French as one born there and very aristocratic French. I was decidedly a poule de luxe, Commander!
And why did you find yourself on the Blue Train back to the south the year after the war ended?
Obvious if you think for a moment! My lovers were dead or gone back to their homes to rebuild their lives. The world had changed for ever. There were many genuine widows in the market for a little love and protection (amateurs!), and the competition was fierce. I was again destitute. All I had left was my good clothes. I hadnt even the money to pay for the services of a maid. I got a letter from an old friend who was recovering from war wounds in the south, in Nice. He asked me to join him. Even sent me a first class ticket.
And then you met Alice Conyers?
We were snaring a compartment. She had a great effect on me. So eager, so innocent, with everything to look forward to! She was not much younger than I was but there was a lifetimes experience between us. She was on the brink of a new life with a fortune to come to her and a husband. And I I felt as though I were at the end of my life, tired, disillusioned, used, knowing so much and having achieved so little. I envied her.
So much that you stole her life?
It wasnt deliberate. It wasnt thought out in any way. It was Fate, I do believe. An impulse. You have no idea what it feels like, or perhaps you have, Commander, to realize that you are the only one to have survived such a horror. Fate, you see, had led me to the ladies room seconds before the crash. That saved my life. It was a small space and well padded and carpeted. I rattled around, of course, but in the confines of that space I was much more protected than everyone else.
She touched her face. The mirror broke and sliced through my face, a few ribs were cracked and I sprained a wrist but really, I wasnt as badly injured as I pretended to be. When I got free of the wreckage I stood and looked at the carnage. There was no one left alive but me. A baby was screaming for a while but then that too went silent. I should have been overwhelmed, distraught, but I wasnt.
She wrinkled her forehead, anxious to convey accurately her feelings. I felt elated, powerful, chosen. I of all had survived and I could do whatever came into my head. I walked about and looked at my fellow passengers. Alice Conyers, pretty little Alice was dead. Minutes ago she had everything and now she was no more than a broken doll. What a waste of a life! But I didnt steal her life, Joe. It was presented to me. I found it torn and shattered in a rock-strewn ravine. I picked it up. I put it on. It fitted. You know what Napoleon said? He said, I didnt usurp the throne. I found the crown of France in the gutter and picked it up on the point of my sword. Thats what it was like for me.
There was a very long pause in which it seemed to Joe she was wondering whether to proceed. At last she resumed and her voice had hardened. You must realize that Alice Conyers was nothing! A brainless little chatterbox. Completely without intelligence or experience. She had a certain amount of mouse-like charm but she was no more capable of running ICTC than a
a
spaniel! She could never have kept her feet in the shifting commercial politics of the firm. She would have married Reggie and been completely submerged by him. He would have milked the company and it would all have been a disaster.
Why are you telling me all this, Isobel?
Please go on calling me Alice, wont you Ive got used to it and youve made your point.
All right then Alice. I dont know you very well
We could put that right, Joe. The invitation in her voice was unmistakable.
I dont know you very well, Alice, but I do know this that youd never say or do anything without a purpose and just at the moment Im wondering why youve told me all this. I wasnt far behind you but I hadnt got there.
She turned to him with a frank smile. Because I know and you know that theres absolutely nowhere you can go with this information! Assuming you could find someone credulous enough to listen to your story, I would deny everything. But youve worked that out already, havent you?
Oh, yes. There are many who would step forward to bear witness in your favour. There are many who depend for their livelihood on the continuing prosperity of ICTC. What would be their reaction if I were to attempt to clap you in handcuffs and remove you from the scene? And, anyway, what would be the charge? Would anyone thank me for being the instrument which put your husband Reggie in the driving seat? I dont think so! There are many here in Simla who admire what you do. The only evidence against you is that of a semi-blind and badly injured fellow passenger who met you briefly three years ago. And even hes not convinced hes right. I wouldnt put him on the witness stand. Your friends in high places would close ranks to preserve the status quo. Youre right we both know this, so Im asking you again, Alice why are you confiding in me?