Authors: Ragtime in Simla
Surprised?
Surprised? Not in the least. Confirms all I was telling you about the Murphy system. Id say this is the last consignment of who knows how many to make its way north of the Zalori. No, the only thing that surprises me is that it should have been left unattended. You dont just dump a hundred rifles in a cellar in the middle of nowhere and bugger off. Unless you know that someones on his way to pick them up any minute. I reckon the mule train that dropped them off is not long gone, possibly off to the west towards the railhead on legitimate business, and Rheza is expected any moment to take charge. Id guess his brigand cousins will arrive here tomorrow with fresh mules to pick them up. But, for the moment, weve got the place to ourselves. Winds about right, he added. Well be safe to make ourselves a cup of tea.
They led their horses up the slope, through the gate and round to the back of the building where they tethered them out of sight amongst the willow trees that had established a precarious foothold in the crumbling mud-brick walling. Troop slung his rifle over one shoulder and unbuckled his saddlebag, carrying it over the other. Theres a little staircase round the corner. Lets go and man the battlements. He led the way upwards, climbing the sunbaked masonry. Careful, he said. Dont want to have to carry you home.
They settled by an arched embrasure ten feet from the ground and having a sweeping overview of the approach to the fort.
Keep a lookout, will you, while I brew up. And from one pocket he withdrew a brick of green tea and from another a knife. He drew attention to a small charcoal stove in an angle of the wall and to a brass pot with small attendant cup on the wall behind it. Somebody, he said, has been here very recently and thoughtfully left the tea things for us!
He dipped water from a rainwater cistern into the brass pot and placed it on the stove. Taking pieces of charcoal from a saddlebag he set light to them and waited for the water to reach a rolling boil. Shielding his hand with a handkerchief he set the pot on the floor and began with the knife to shave flakes of green tea from the block into the pot. Watching Troops neat, economical movements with admiration, Joe doubted if a cup of tea had ever been more eagerly awaited. The brass cup was filled from the pot and Troop brought it over, steaming and fragrant, to the embrasure where Joe remained scanning the road.
Joe found his respect for Edgar Troop mounting by the minute. Tell me, he said, accepting the tea without taking his eyes from the scene below, where did you learn to quote from Omar Khayyam?
You are surprised to find even the faintest evidence of civilization in one so disreputable? My family were Baltic merchants. I was educated at the English School in Riga. Before the war, of course. I served in the army the Russian Army. Not this mob but the Imperial Russian Army. People sometimes refer to me as Captain Troop. Does me less than justice! Major Troop would have been nearer the mark.
He rummaged around in his saddlebag and took out two small packages. Come and sit down. Ill take over the watch while you help yourself to some of this. Any fool can go hungry.
This was a block of Caleys Marching Chocolate and a packet of Huntley and Palmers Campaign Biscuits. They took turns to sweep the country through the binoculars, munching companionably. Joe remembered that he had had no lunch and wondered briefly what he might expect for supper. Assuming he was still around at supper time. The taste of the rough biscuit, the feel of the rifle in his hands, the jovial toughness of the man he found himself unexpectedly in harness with brought back with clarity the less unwelcome aspects of war. If only hed been doing this with Sebastian! And was he crazy now to go unquestioningly through the familiar gestures with this stranger? They were in a situation where they would have to watch each others back. Troop was taking Joes ability for granted. His instructions ran to the minimum. He knew how Joe would react and that his reactions were trained and could be relied on. Joe had begun to suspect that his own background was less of a mystery to Troop than might be accounted for and yet Troops history and motivation for Joe were still unclear. Building on the camaraderie of the moment he picked up the conversation. And, said Joe, from the Russian Army to Simla that seems a fair stride. How did it come about?
Oh, well, when all hell broke loose in 1916 in Russia the most important thing to do was stay alive! I didnt much care who won. My sympathies, I suppose, were with the Imperial Russian Army but one thing on which I was absolutely determined was that whoever else got killed, it wouldnt be Edgar Troop! I deserted. I drifted south. Even found myself in the Red Army briefly, until they found I was English. Foreigners whod served in the Imperial Army werent the most popular in the world with the Bolshies! I even once saw a firing squad falling in, planning to shoot me, if you can believe it! But I smoke a little hashish from time to time. I made up about twenty cigarettes which I distributed amongst my guard who were innocent kids from Moscow. I left them all grinning and giggling capable of nothing and went on my way.
Nothing in this cup of tea that shouldnt be there, I hope? said Joe.
No, no! As served at Joe Lyons! But, as I say, I introduced my guards to an expensive habit and proceeded on my way, finally getting to Kashmir. A long journey. It took the best part of a year. A useful year. At the end of it I was a pretty fair shikar and a pretty fair linguist too. In Kashmir I ran into the full might of the British Empire and in particular into a good, solid-going, experienced and competent British Proconsul. He had the sense to see that a Russian-speaking, English-born, former member of the Imperial Army might be a useful individual to have on a retainer. He made me an offer. I accepted his offer and Ive stayed in touch with him ever since. Oh, yes, the Troop information service has been of some use to the Raj!
Troop grinned and added, I dont suppose youll have forgotten that the talented but far from respectable Captain Troop is believed to hold a controlling interest in a thriving brothel?
Yes, I had heard as much.
Well, quite true I do. And from the militarys point of view an expensive brothel is probably the best listening post you could have! Even wily Indians like to show off at times! Plenty of valuable information reaching the ears of the Chief of Staff started on the rounds as pillow talk.
And whats become of this British paragon who recruited you? Joe asked, his suspicions already formed.
Oh, he did well. Built quite a career. Widely respected. Knighted even. His names George Jardine.
He paused, standing to one side of the embrasure and swept his binoculars back over the south road. He murmured a quiet oath. Weve got visitors! he said with satisfaction.
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He handed the binoculars to Joe. Look where Im pointing.
Joe focused the glass and stared. He rubbed his eye and stared again.
Over there, said Troop, where the road goes behind that big rock. Watch!
Joe saw two figures on horseback come steadily round the rock and, leaving the road, start to climb towards the fort. Troop rubbed his glistening face with a large hand, turning to Joe with satisfaction. I dont want to boast, he said, but I dont think there are many people who could have outflanked Rheza in this bit of country and still have had time to arrange a two-man reception committee. Quite a satisfactory moment in many ways, he added blandly. Alice! Shed swindle anybody! You, me, Rheza, George Jardine if she could! But not this time! Take your stand here, Joe, and cover me. Ill go out and meet them. Theyll be coming through that passage in the rock there. Expect them to be armed. Rheza, I see, has a rifle and is bound to have a pistol. Alice looks as though shes out for a picnic but dont be deceived shell have provided for her personal defence. I think it might easily emerge that the female of the species was the more deadly. As I say cant get away from Kipling, can we? But I dont underestimate Rheza. A tricky little bastard in his own right and very dangerous. Had my eye on him for years. And in the meantime, well trust in God and keep our powder dry! Eh?
His face was elated; he stood at the turn in the path with his hands on his hips. Joe found that his own breathing was getting faster and his palms were sweating as his excitement grew. Soon the chink and clatter of horses hooves could clearly be heard and then voices, the deep tones of Rheza Khan and the light voice of Alice. They were speaking in a mixture of Hindustani and English.
So far, so good! Joe heard her say. Be glad to rest for a bit.
With Rheza Khan leading they rounded the turn in the path and entered the curtain wall of the little fort. Rheza Khan looked sleek, cool and efficient. It was hard to believe that he had just ridden thirty miles in the sun. He wore well-cut breeches and boots, a light tweed shooting coat and a white drill shikar helmet. Alice, riding behind him, matched him in style with jodhpurs, a white silk shirt and a wide-brimmed felt hat hanging down her back on a chin strap. Her abundant copper hair hung loose.
Good afternoon, Rheza! And good afternoon, Alice, said Edgar Troop, stepping forward. Are you going somewhere?
Troop! Rheza Khan jerked his horse to a slithering halt and sat and stared in astonishment.
Alice burst into a babble of indignant and angry speech. Edgar! What the hell are you doing here? What the hell! Rheza quick!
Dont try anything silly, Rheza Khan, said Troop. And you too, Alice. Dont do anything silly. Im not alone.
Not alone?
No, said Edgar. Youre a genius girl, Alice, and you, Rheza Khan, Ill pay you the compliment of saying youre not to be despised either, but I wouldnt be likely to come to this brigands roost without a little armed support!
Theatrically, Joe shot the bolt of his rifle and they both spun around and stared up at him. Forgive the expression, Alice, said Joe from the window embrasure, but the games up! And just to make this entirely official, I will say youre under arrest. And, to dot the is and cross the ts, you should know that although you so skilfully sent Charlie Carter many miles and many hours out of his way, hes a persevering man is Charlie. Hell know where we are and, faint but pursuing, hell be joining us. In a very bad temper, I should think. He wont be here for tea. I dont think hell be here for supper but he could well be with us for breakfast!
Edgar Troop intervened. And until then what to do with you two? No one knows, better than you, Rheza, that this dilapidated establishment has capacious cellarage, not all of which is occupied by assorted military hardware. Ill apologize in advance for the poverty of the accommodation but that is where you will wait for Charlie.
Joe knew Alice in many moods. He had seen her poised and competent with the great and good of Simla on the stage of the Gaiety Theatre; he had seen her on equal terms with George Jardine; he had seen her soft and yielding in a small, moonlit garden, but here was a different image. On the verge of making her escape, the fruits of three years spent looting ICTC in her saddlebags and now only the biddable and despised Edgar Troop and the deceivable London policeman between her and her rewards. In a flash, white-faced and as vicious as a leopard, she slid from her horse and stood, it seemed, at bay and in no mood to give up.
Under arrest? she said derisively. On whose authority? And on what charge? Were not in the Mile End Road, as perhaps I can remind you! Would you mind coming down to the station and that sort of routine! Ill tell you, Joe, and I hope I wont need to repeat it Im not going anywhere with you! Not now; not at any time.
To answer your questions, said Joe, there is a warrant out for your arrest. A warrant signed by Sir George Jardine. I am a duly appointed deputy police superintendent. And the charge? For the time being a holding charge only. Fraud. But I dont need to tell you that more lies behind that. Its a well-worn phrase but Ill use it again the games up. He turned to Rheza Khan. And while were at it, Im pulling you in for murder.
Murder? said Rheza Khan derisively. What are you talking about? The murder of that inflated Russian barn-door cockerel?
Is this a confession? asked Joe. If so, Ill be interested to hear it in due course. And Im going back a little bit further than that. Im going back to the death of Lionel Conyers. I dont need to tell you, of course, that the murder weapon used on both unfortunate victims was a .303, probably a British Army Short Lee-Enfield of which there are not a few below and one of which you have with you, I see.
Alice shot a look of blind astonishment at Rheza then looked back at Joe, more nearly disconcerted than he had ever seen her.
There was a pistol holster on Rheza Khans saddle and his hand moved towards it.
We dont want any unnecessary bloodshed, said Edgar Troop, so oblige me by keeping your hands where we can see them and to shut down all unwelcome possibilities you do the same, Alice. Cover them while I get their guns. Joe.
Joe watched while he collected a .303 rifle from Rheza Khan and slipped the pistol from its holster. Unloading both, he threw them out of reach and told Rheza to dismount. An expert search of his clothing turned up no further firearms and he turned his attention to Alice. She reached behind her back and handed over a revolver by its barrel.
Here, take it, she snapped. And you can keep your brothel-keepers hands off me!
Taking no notice, Troop proceeded to pat down her clothing, a dispassionate, professional procedure, but the figure-hugging silk shirt, jodhpurs and soft leather boots concealed nothing that should not have been there. His inspection completed, Edgar gathered up the guns then took charge of the horses and with reins looped over his arm led them round the fort to picket them in the shade. Rheza Khans horse had a neat bedding roll on the crupper, Alices had two deep leather pannier bags. Her eyes followed these with anxiety.
Returning to them, Edgar said cheerfully, Cant offer you much but if youd like to step into our parlour my colleague would gladly supply a cup of tea. Before we bed you both down in the cellar for the night.