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Authors: Duane Dog Chapman
for a mass murder. I called him Handsome Manson. He was unpre-
dictable and known to fly off the handle for no reason at all.
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I
wasn’t scared of him, but most people were—especially those who
knew the crazy hit he was capable of.
We had been partying pretty hard that night, although I wasn’t
drinking as much as the others. I recall Donny was drinking Wild
Turkey and chasing it with Mad Dog 20/20. He was bombed. We
were looking to buy some pot, but the town was pretty much dry. We
couldn’t even score a joint. We tried all the usual suspects. There was
a hippie in the car who started talking crap about robbing some
black guy. I asked who he was talking about. He said my old friend
Jerry Lee Oliver.
I thought no way. I didn’t want no part of robbing Jerry Lee. I just
thought we should get some pot and go hunting in the woods. We
stopped to buy some beer and fill the car up with gas. That’s when
the hippie got out.
Donny was on a mission, though, one I knew wouldn’t go away
until we got what he was looking for.
I was pretty sure Jerry Lee would have a secret stash, especially
when no one else was holding. It was worth a shot. Donny gunned
his old Thunderbird toward Jerry’s house.
When we got there, Donny and Ruben got out of the car. Donny
went inside the house. I knew Jerry would recognize me. I tried to
hide my face by putting the paper bag from the beer over my head,
but I purposely ripped it so I wouldn’t have to participate in the plan.
I knew Jerry Lee had about as bad a temper as Donny did. I didn’t
want him to be an asshole. We all thought that he had been jumping
Donny’s wife. We hoped Donny didn’t know. By his determination,
though, I could tell he probably did.
I liked Jerry. He and I were cool. I’d helped him out once, and I
considered him my friend. He was a cool brother. I loved him, and
he loved me.
“Be cool, brother,” I said. “Don’t mess with that guy.”
I didn’t see anything happen, but I heard a sound like a muffled
gun ring out.
“Fuck! I’ve been shot.” Donny came running back to the car,
screaming and bleeding. For a moment, I actually thought that Jerry
shot Donny. But the truth is, the shotgun blew up in Donny’s hand.
Blood was gushing everywhere. We had to get Donny to the hos-
pital. On the way, I asked him, “What the hell happened?”
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“I only hit him in the shoulder!”
“What?!” I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. “You’re so stupid!
Is he dead?” I could feel my heart beating through my thick leather
biker jacket.
“I only hit him in the shoulder.” Donny was absolutely certain
about this.
I pulled Donny by his hair. “What’d you do?” I was mad. I didn’t
want any part of a shooting. This was just plain stupid drunken
b.s.
Cheryl got behind the wheel and punched the gas. I didn’t want
to be in that car. It was a hot, late summer night. What if Donny
had killed Jerry Lee?
I had to check on Jerry Lee.
They dropped me at my house and I called an ambulance. I gave
the operator all the information I had, then got off the phone. I
didn’t want her to know who was making the call.
I began pacing the kitchen, running my hands through my hair.
“Duane, what the hell is going on?” LaFonda was pissed and
confused.
I told LaFonda I hadn’t done anything wrong. Jerry had no idea
I was there. I had nothing to hide. I was completely innocent. I
didn’t even know Donny had a gun. It was a drug buy gone wrong.
Shit.
I discovered later that the phone was slightly off the hook.
Pampa was a small town. Back in those days, the operator could
come back on the line if the phone wasn’t hung up. She heard every
word of my confession that I was there—even if I didn’t pull the
trigger.
By the time I got to Jerry Lee’s, the medics were bringing him
out on a stretcher. I walked alongside him and we spoke—he was
awake and alert while the Pampa police tried to get his statement.
“It was the Devil’s Disciples. They were the ones who did this
to me.”
I knew the officer who was interviewing Jerry Lee—good old
Officer Love. And he knew me. Don’t be confused by the cop’s
name. He was a down home country boy.
“Do you know who did this? Who was it? What was his name?”
Love kept pushing for a name.
“Yeah . . .” Jerry could barely speak. “It was a Disciple. . . .”
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Suddenly, Love noticed me. He glared into my eyes like he was
about to settle some score between us.
Love looked back down at Jerry Lee and asked, “Was it Dog
Chapman? Did Dog shoot you?”
“No man . . . it wasn’t Dog. . . .”
I helplessly watched the medics lift Jerry into the ambulance. I
knew everything was gonna be all right. Love blocked me. He didn’t
want me anywhere near Jerry Lee.
Since I knew Love heard I wasn’t the shooter, I left Jerry Lee’s
house certain that I wouldn’t be charged with pulling the trigger.
And I truly believed Jerry Lee would survive. All I had to do was
convince Donny and the gang to just lay low for a little while. A
month or two would go by, and I thought this whole thing would
blow over. I felt like I had dodged a bullet—big time.
The next morning, LaFonda and I woke up to the sound of the
morning news blaring from the clock radio next to our bed. We
were still half-asleep until I heard something like, “. . . local police
are searching for Duane Chapman in connection with the murder
of Jerry Lee Oliver late last night. . . .”
Murder? Did he say murder? That meant Jerry Lee was dead.
And they think I did it.
“LaFonda. Get up. Get up. We gotta go. Get the kids, honey. We
have to get outta here.”
There was no time to talk. I got dressed as fast as I could. I told
LaFonda to grab whatever was essential and drive our camper out
to Skellytown.
“Honey, you gotta hurry. Wait for me by the highway. I will meet
you there as soon as I can.”
I wanted to get over the Texas state line and into Colorado. With
God’s help, we’d be eating dinner at my momma’s house in Denver
within twenty-four hours.
I moved quickly and cautiously. The cops were already outside
the house. I told LaFonda to answer the door like she didn’t know
a thing.
“Tell them I’m at work. Tell them I already left.”
She answered the door cool as could be.
“Yes? May I help you?”
That’s it. Stay calm.
LaFonda was cool.
I could hear the officers asking if I was home.
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“No, sir. Duane has already gone off to work.”
They bought the story. The cops left, though I knew it wouldn’t
be long before they’d discover I wasn’t at work. I had little time to
make a run for my freedom.
We lived on a quiet street, but on this particular morning, it
seemed like you could hear every little thing. Just as I was about to
leave, I heard the sound of the toggle switch revving up. It was get-
ting louder. One turned into two. Two turned into a symphony of
sirens. The cops were coming for me.
I fully expected a couple cops to be drawing down on me as I
blasted through my back door. I never stopped to open it. The door
came right off the hinges. No one. I couldn’t believe it. I stood mo-
tionless for a second before I realized I still had a chance. I made
my move. I sprinted across the backyard, hopped the neighbor’s
fence, and began my Olympic run down the alley. I kept thinking I
had to run as fast as I could. I was sure the cops were just seconds
behind me.
Wrong.
They were right in front of me.
I got to the end of the alley, where I was met by a parked police
cruiser. I recognized the cop right away. It was Officer Bailey. I’d had
a few run-ins with this old man a couple of times. He wasn’t the
sharpest tool in the shed, but needless to say, I thought I was done.
My foot chase lasted less than three minutes. Some fugitive I turned
out to be.
Bailey was sitting in his patrol car, watching what was going
down in front of my house. I thought about turning back the other
way. Bailey hadn’t seen me yet. I could’ve made another run for
it. But I kept asking myself why I was running in the first place.
I didn’t kill Jerry Lee. All I was guilty of was being in the wrong
place at the wrong time. My mistake was allowing a drunken ass-
hole like Donny Kurkendall to hold my fate in his hands.
Just then Bailey turned around. He nodded his head hello, not
realizing it was me. It suddenly sunk in who was standing on the
other side of his car. He turned back around. I could see his eyes
widen with fear.
He was so scared he could hardly speak. He asked me not to do
anything stupid or get crazy on him.
The thought never even crossed my mind. I had been arrested
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many times before, but I never felt like this. This time was different.
In my gut I knew I was going to do hard time. I had a wife and two
babies. Who was going to watch over them? My heart ached for
what I’d done to them and to my good friend Jerry Lee. Killing
wasn’t my crime of choice. I was a thief. I was a con man. Hell, I
was even a drug dealer. But I was no killer.
Another officer came running toward the car. It was J. J. Riz-
man, a cop I knew well from my youth in Denver who happened to
move to Pampa. He had his gun drawn.
“You’re finally going down, Dog Chapman.” Rizman smirked
while Bailey gingerly cuffed me.
I was placed in the backseat of the patrol car while they waited
for backup.
I tried to explain what happened, but Rizman didn’t care about
what I had to say. He wasn’t the type of cop who was interested in
hearing the facts. Over the years, I haven’t met many who were, but
Rizman seemed to be downright happy about my taking the fall.
He told me I was under arrest for the big one. I told him I
wanted to exercise my rights and we sat silent for the ride to jail.
Later that day, the police picked up Donny, Cheryl, and Ruben
in Amarillo. By nightfall, we were all sitting in small holding cells
on the top floor of the Pampa courthouse. We were charged the
next morning. The DA went for first-degree murder. Each of us
would be charged the same. Under Texas law at the time, anyone
who was with someone and aided them in the commission of a
crime was equally guilty of the crime. As far as the DA was con-
cerned, we were all guilty of murdering Jerry Lee Oliver.
The judge set
bail at fifty thousand dollars each. There was
no way I was getting out of jail. As it was, my job barely paid me
enough to cover my bills. I tried to make extra money by renting
a room to women, but I always ended up sleeping with them before
I could collect the rent. They’d leave, or I’d kick them out so La-
Fonda wouldn’t know the truth. Whenever I had an extra few
bucks, I squandered it on weed, whores, or my bike.
I sat in my cell with nothing to do but think. I had really messed
things up. I didn’t realize how much I loved LaFonda and our boys
until I sat alone in my cell that first night in jail. I’d taken so much
for granted—my family, my freedom, my entire life. Suddenly it
was all gone. I hated Donny for screwing it up. My anger grew with
every painful passing second. It wasn’t fair. It wasn’t right.
Yeah, I know. A guy died. Someone had to pay for taking his life.
Someone had to own up to the crime—to take the responsibility for
what he’d done. Why did Donny do it? Why’d he shoot Jerry Lee?
Why didn’t I stop him? Why didn’t I know he had the gun?
There were many times I wondered if Jerry Lee would’ve been
killed if I hadn’t been there that night. He was my friend. I don’t be-
lieve Donny would have gone to his house if I hadn’t been in the car.
Did that make me responsible? Did that make me accountable? The
more I thought about this, the angrier I got. My rage was becoming
unmanageable. If I was going to rot in jail for killing a man, I might
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as well kill one. I wanted to rip someone’s head off. I didn’t care
who it was.
My rage was out of control. The sheriff would put all the
drunks in with me and “encourage them” to help settle me down
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I
beat the crap out of every guy they put in there with me. I was un-
stoppable.
I would’ve beaten up a minister if they’d put one in the cell
with me.
Reverend Gerald Middaugh from Pampa’s Assembly of God
church wasn’t your typical preacher man. He looked eighteen years
old, even though he was in his early thirties. It didn’t seem like he
was old enough to be a reverend. I wasn’t sure why he came to visit