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Authors: Duane Dog Chapman
tive. When I met his parents, I could see the pain in their eyes be-
cause their son was no longer recognizable to them. He had
become an angry and abusive drug addict. As I stood listening to
his mother talk about her boy, I was reminded of my own child-
hood. That was the first time I realized how I must have crushed
my parents with the choices I made as a young man.
I looked around the house and noticed there was nothing of
value in sight. Anything that could have been hocked was bolted
down or hidden behind a large padlocked door. My heart ached for
their pain. The boy’s mother grabbed my hand, looked into my tear-
filled eyes, and said something I’ll never forget:
“Please, Dog, go get him. Save him.”
Every criminal leaves behind a path of destruction. Carrying
their pain in my heart makes me the Dog. I am the voice of those
who fear they cannot change their lives for the better, because you
must trust me when I say, you can. It’s not the size of the dog in the
fight, it’s the fight in the dog. I am living proof that with unshakable
faith and God’s love, anything is possible.
I usually tell people that bounty hunting is what I do best, but
the truth is, I am the greatest criminal who ever lived. I took my
conviction and turned it into something good by becoming a de-
fender of the law instead of an offender. I am reminded of the old
Indian woman who told me I would someday lead millions. At the
time, I knew she saw something I couldn’t comprehend. But my In-
dian heritage guided me toward becoming the leader of some kind
of tribe. So it makes sense that I have become the President (or
Chief) of the Convicts in this world. It hurts me to make such an
admission, but the truth is, it’s who I really am. I can’t walk in their
leg irons any more, but I can serve them as their leader, hoping they
want to follow in my footprints down the road to redemption. I
have to live my life as an example of what one of the “good guys”
really looks, lives, and loves like so that everyone believes they can
have a better life.
A lot of people ask me why I am so compassionate when I cap-
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ture fugitives. The reason is pretty simple. I’ve been in the system. I
know what it feels like to be mistreated and disrespected. I’ve been
that person. I understand how hard it is to get off drugs and to stop
living like a crook.
To this very day, even as I continue to fight the law for my rights
as a United States citizen, as I look down the barrel of doing four
years in a Mexican prison on trumped-up charges that are blatantly
false, I haven’t lost hope for the American judicial system. The be-
lief that I committed an extraditable crime by capturing Andrew
Luster is simply wrong. That September morning I was arrested by
federal marshals, I was picked up on a bad warrant. It stated I was
wanted for kidnapping, which is totally outrageous. The charge
against me in Mexico was deprivation of liberty, a misdemeanor
and non-extraditable offense. Why this issue has failed to resolve it-
self is far beyond my comprehension.
One thing I know for sure.
I am a man on a mission. There will be many more turbulent
days in my future. Despite that, I will continue to forge ahead and
capture many more people who commit crimes against women and
children. I will carry on my mission to defend truth, justice, and the
American way. I will maintain my dignity to keep serving the Lord.
Every heartache, every setback, and every moment of truth I
have faced, I have done so for you. I want everyone to understand
that no matter what your circumstances are, you have the power,
the strength, and the courage to persevere. I wrote this book as an
inspiration for you to know that if I can turn my life around, so can
you. I am the poster child for rehabilitation. Even when people still
continue to lie about me, saying I conspired to kidnap someone, I’m
still faithful to the end because I know the Lord has put me on this
mission—a mission I will remain on until I take my last breath.
May God bless you all.
Some of the dialogue in the book has been re-created, as my recollections are not always exact or complete, and may not reflect exact language exchanged at the time. My intent is to allow the reader to understand the circumstances and experience the moments in which those discussions took place. I have done my best to accurately portray my memory of the conversations.
I ha ve so many people
to thank for so many things in my
life. However, I’m going to keep it simple by thanking only those
who directly helped me write this book, which allowed me to tell
the story I’ve wanted to share for so many years. There will be other
opportunities for me to thank all the others in my life to whom I
owe so much and who have touched me deeply.
I first must thank my wife, Beth, for her insight and intelligence
in seeing that there is better in me than others expect. I’m no angel
for sure, but I’m trying my best to help people understand who I am
by educating them about my past. We all have a past that affects
our present and knowing your brother, your neighbor, your boss,
will help you love him or her for who they are. Beth, I love you for
all you do to protect me and to help make my dreams come true.
You are the yin to my yang and the love of my life and my true soul
mate.
I want to thank my manager and literary agent, Alan Nevins, who
stepped into my life the day before I was arrested in Hawaii by U.S.
Marshals. I don’t think he knew what hit him that first morning he
awoke to Beth crying on the phone at the crack of dawn. He thought
it would be all champagne and flowers that day, and it’s been a huge
undertaking ever since. He’s put enormous energy and hours into
this book dealing with every aspect you can imagine, albeit some
from a hotel room overlooking Diamond Head in Waikiki. I know
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he’s aware how appreciative Beth and I are for him stepping into our
chaotic lives. I’ve grown to love him and his dry humor, which keeps
Beth occupied so I can relax. We wouldn’t move three feet without
him today. And that goes for his colleagues at The Firm, both Mindy
Stone who helped clear photos and Robert Choi, whose days we keep
busy by keeping Alan with us.
Laura Morton, one of my newfound friends. The one thing I
needed to do if this book was going to get written was not sit on
it forever. Laura stepped right in and took control and helped me
write a book that made me cry the first time I picked up the pages
to read them. She organized my many hours of rambling stories
and Beth’s notes into a coherent story, and it turned out to be the
story I wanted to tell. She worked under pressures no one can imag-
ine, although she had even better views and beaches than Alan, as
she lived with us here on our island paradise that I love so much. I
will be forever thankful for her patience, her hard work, and her
understanding. I also need to thank Laura’s colleague, Adam, who
helped divide and conquer so we could tell the story twice as fast.
I also want to thank my publisher, Robert Miller, who is obvi-
ously a highly intelligent man since he bought my book and I didn’t
have to chase him. He surrendered immediately. He’s been a gentle-
man in all senses of the word and gave me the words of encourage-
ment that allowed me to tell the story I wanted to tell. He and my
wonderfully patient editor, Zareen Jaffery, were hugely helpful in
that they understood our needs and allowed me and Beth to vent
when appropriate. They listened, they understood, and they gave us
the time and room we needed and I am deeply grateful to them both
for their help. I know there are many others at Hyperion who I’ve
not met yet at the time I write this but who have also spent count-
less hours helping me create my book. I thank you all and hope to
meet each of you personally, especially the attorneys, who had much
work on their hands.
I also want to take the time to thank those people at the produc-
tion company who work around me and my team on a daily basis,
including my team, Jayson Haedrich and Filipino Roy, along with
my producer, Lucas Platt. It is their work that allows me the oppor-
tunity to reach out into the world and touch people. It’s that expo-
sure that gave me the ability to even write a book that someone
might want to read.
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I specifically want to shout out to David Houts, my executive
producer. Despite my trouble with Mexico and the ensuing produc-
tion problems that have delayed our shoots, they made space in my
life, at their cost, so I could write this book. They allowed me days
off and travel when I should have been working. They allowed Beth
to be sidetracked by research and legal for the book while we were
hunting and shooting shows, and they even allowed Laura and Alan
to ride along and participate on our hunts—something very few
people have been privy to.
There are many people at A&E who need to be thanked for the
show but, in regards to the book, I also want to thank Neil Cohen,
the executive at the network who oversees our show. They were prob-
ably breathing down Neil’s neck constantly but had the class never to
suggest directly to me that the “show must go on” and the book
could wait. He’s our great supporter and we appreciate his every mo-
ment fighting for us and my dream to have a television show and a
book of my own.
I also want to personally, and in writing, say “thank you” to An-
drew Dunn, who chose us when he had other bounty hunters to
choose from. We will always remember what he did for us and how
he changed our lives forever. We are indebted to you, Andrew, and
you will have a special place in our hearts until the end.
Mostly, I have to thank the Lord and His love and the wonderful
family He has given me. I try to keep all my babies as close to my
side as possible, as it’s my family that keeps a smile on my face and
purpose in my life. I hope my children understand the lessons of the
life I have led and that there is good and evil in many forms. I hope
they circumvent many of my own experiences by listening to Dad’s
stories rather than making the mistakes I made. I love each of them
desperately and I’ve given them all I can—my legacy. If I’ve left you
any money, it’s a terrible miscalculation on my part. May God be
with you and your families long after your daddy is gone.
Duane “Dog” Chapman
August 7, 2007
Duane “Dog” Chapman
is the famed bounty hunter featured on
A&E’s
Dog the Bounty Hunter
reality show. He lives with his wife and
children in Hawaii.
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