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The guy's eyes narrowed and he started moving toward me. I smiled at him. "I'd like to speak to the proprietor, if I may."

"I see," he said, "that you're going to need help getting down the stairs." He moved toward me again.

I shook my head. "It's sad that you can't cooperate with a simple request, dead man." He moved in, and my right sleeve dagger was in my hand. Then I was past him, ducking under his arms. Six inches of steel were buried, at an upward angle, between his fourth and fifth ribs, twisted to notch on the sternum. I stepped into the room as I heard vague moaning and coughing noises from behind me, followed by the sound of a falling body. Contrary to popular myth, the guy would probably remain alive for over an hour. But contrary to another popular myth, he would be in shock and so wouldn't be able to do anything to keep himself alive.

The room was small, with only one window. There were three tables of s'yang stones in action, one with five players, the other two with four. Most of the players seemed to be Teckla, a couple of Jhereg, and there was one Tsalmoth. There were two other Jhereg there, just as Kragar had told me, who seemed to be working for the place. They were both moving at me quickly, one was drawing his sword. Oh me, oh my. I put a table between myself and one of them, then kicked it over toward him. At that moment, the window broke and Loiosh flew straight at the other. I could forget about that guy for a few minutes, anyway.

The one I'd kicked the table at, scattering coins and stones and customers, stumbled a bit. I drew my rapier and cut his wrist as his arm was flailing around in front of me. He dropped the blade, and I stepped in and kicked him between the legs. He moaned and doubled over. I brought the pommel of my blade down on his head and he dropped. I moved to the other one. "
Enough, Loiosh. Let him alone, and watch my back.
"

"
Right, boss.
"

The guy tried to get his blade out as I approached and Loiosh left him, but mine was already out. I touched his throat with the point and smiled. "I'd like to speak to the manager," I said.

He stopped moving. He looked at me coldly, with no trace of fear in his eyes. "He's not here."

"Tell me who he is and you'll live," I said. "Don't, and you'll die." He remained silent. I moved the point of my blade up until it was opposite his left eye. The threat was clear: if his brain was destroyed, he wouldn't be in any condition to be revivified. There was still no sign of fear, but he said, "Laris."

"Thank you," I told him. "Lie down on the floor." He did so. I turned to the customers. "This place is closed," I said. They began heading for the door.

At that moment, there was a woosh of displaced air, and five more Jhereg were in the room, swords drawn. Oops. Without a word being spoken, Loiosh was on my shoulder.

"
Kragar, take off.
"

"
Right.
"

I drew recklessly on my link and tried to teleport, but failed. I sometimes wish teleport blocks could be outlawed. I lunged at one of them, scattered a handful of sharp pointy things with my left hand, and jumped through the already broken window. I heard cursing sounds behind me.

I tried a quick levitation spell, which must have worked a little bit since landing didn't hurt. I kept moving, in case they had sharp pointy things, too. I tried the teleport again, and it worked.

I found myself on my back, right outside the door to the shop containing my offices. I threw up.

I climbed to my feet, dusted off my cloak, and went inside. The proprietor was looking at me curiously.

"There's a mess on the street outside," I told him. "Clean it up."

"Laris, eh boss?" said Kragar a bit later. "One of our next-door neighbors. He controls about ten square blocks. He only has a couple of operations that face our territory, so far."

I put my feet up on my desk. "More than twice as much area as I have," I mused.

"It looked like he was expecting trouble, didn't it?"

I nodded. "So, is he just testing us, or is he really trying to move in on me?" Kragar shrugged. "Hard to say for sure, but I think he wants to move in."

"Okay," I said, sounding a lot calmer than I felt. "Can we talk him out of it, or is it war?"

"Are we up to a war?"

"Of course not," I snapped. "I've only had my own area for half a year. We should have been expecting something like this. Damn."

He nodded.

I took a deep breath. "Okay, how many enforcers do we have on our payroll?"

"Six, not counting the ones who are permanently assigned to someplace."

"How are our finances?"

"Excellent."

"Then that's something, anyway. Suggestions?"

He looked uncomfortable. "I don't know, Vlad. Would it do any good to talk to him?"

"How should I know? We don't know enough about him."

"So that," he said, "ought to be our first step. Find out everything we can."

"If he gives us time," I said.

Kragar nodded.

"
We have another problem, boss.
"

"
What's that, Loiosh?
"

"
I'll bet you're
really
horny, now.
"

"
Oh, shut up.
"

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"I'm going to want protection."

When I entered the organization, some three years before, I was working for a guy named Nielar as what we call a "muscle." He controlled a small gambling operation on North Garshos Street. He paid his dues to Welok the Blade.

Welok was a sort of mid-level boss. His area went from Potter's Market Street in the north to Millennial in the south, and from Prance in the west to One-Claw in the east. All of these areas were pretty tentative and, when I went to work for Nielar, the northern edge, along Potter's, was
very
tentative. The first time I "worked," and the third, were to further the Blade's desire to make this border more certain. His northern neighbor was a peaceable kind of guy named Rolaan, who was trying to negotiate with Welok because he wanted Potter's but didn't want a war. Rolaan became more peaceable after he fell from his third-floor office one day. His lieutenant, Feet Charno, was even more peaceable, so the problem was resolved nicely. I've always suspected Feet of arranging Rolaan's death, because otherwise I can't account for Welok's leaving Charno alone, but I never found out for sure.

That was three years ago. About then I stopped working for Nielar, and went to work for the Blade himself. The Blade's boss was Toronnan, who ran things from the docks in the east to the "Little Deathsgate" area in the west, and from the river in the south to Issola Street in the north.

About a year and a half after Rolaan took the trip to Deathsgate Falls, Welok had a dispute with someone in the Left Hand of the Jhereg. I think the someone was working in the same territory as Welok (our interests don't usually overlap), but I don't know exactly what the problem was. One day Welok just vanished, and his spot was filled by one of his lieutenants--a guy named Tagichatn, whose name I still can't pronounce right.

I'd been working as a troubleshooter for the Blade, but this new guy didn't think much of Easterners. My first day, I walked into his office, a little place on Copper Lane between Garshos and Malak Circle. I explained what I'd been doing for Welok, and asked him if he wanted to be called "lord," or "boss," or if I should try to figure out how to say his name. He said, "Call me God-boss," and we were off.

Inside of a week I loathed him. Inside of a month, another ex-lieutenant of Welok's broke away and started running his own territory right in the middle of Tagichatn's. This was Laris.

Two months of "God-boss" was all I could take. Many of us who worked for him noticed that he made no move against Laris. This was taken as a sign of weakness. Eventually, someone either inside or outside of Tagichatn's organization would make use of this. I don't know what would have happened if he hadn't decided to commit suicide--by stabbing himself in the left eye.

He died late one night. That same night I made contact with Kragar, who'd worked with me for Nielar, and off and on for Welok. Recently, Kragar had been working as a bouncer in a tavern on Pier Street. I said, "I just inherited a piece of property. How would you like to help me hold it?"

He said, "Is it dangerous?"

I said, "Damn right it's dangerous."

He said, "No thanks, Vlad."

I said, "You start at fifty gold a week. If we're still around after two weeks, you get seventy-five plus ten percent of what I make."

He said, "One hundred after two weeks, plus fifteen percent of the gross."

"Seventy-five. Fifteen percent of the net."

"Ninety. Fifteen percent of the net before you split with upstairs."

"Seventy-five. Ten percent before I split."

"Done."

The next morning Tagichatn's secretary came in and found Kragar and me set up in the offices. I said, "You can work for me if you want. Say yes, and you get a ten percent raise. Say no, and you walk out of here alive. Say yes and try to cross me, and I'll feed you to the orcas."

He said no. I said, "See you."

Then I went to an enforcer named Melestav who also hated our ex-boss and who I'd worked with a couple of times. I'd heard he did "work," and I knew he was careful. I said, "The boss wants you to be his personal secretary and bodyguard."

"The boss is nuts."

"I'm the boss."

"I'm in."

I got a map of the city and drew a box around where the dead man's territory had been. Then I drew another box inside the first one. For some reason, in this area of Ad-rilankha bosses tended to mark the areas by half-streets. That is, instead of saying,

"I have Dayland and you have Nebbit," they'd say, "I have up to the west side of Dayland, you have from the east side of Dayland." So the box I drew went from halfway down Pier Street, where Laris's territory ended, to Dayland, Dayland to Glendon, Glendon to Undauntra; Undauntra to Solom; Solom to Lower Kieron Road; and Lower Kieron Road to Pier Street.

I had Melestav get in touch with the other lieutenant and the two button-men who'd worked directly for Tagichatn, and had them meet me a block from Toronnan's offices. When they did, I told them to follow me. I didn't explain anything, I just took them to the office. When we got there, I had them wait just outside and I asked to see the boss. They let me in while the others waited outside. Toronnan had light hair, cut short and neat. He wore doublet and hose, which isn't usual for a working Jhereg, and every stitch of his gray-and-black outfit was in perfect condition. Also, he was short for a Dragaeran, maybe 6'9", and of a small build. All in all, he looked like a Lyorn recordsmith. He'd made his reputation with a battle-axe."

I said, "My lord, I am Vladimir Taltos." I took out the map and pointed to the first box.

"With your permission, I am now in charge of this area." I pointed to the smaller box within it. "I think I can handle this much. There are gentlemen waiting outside who, I'm sure, would be happy to divide up the rest any way you see fit. I haven't discussed the matter with them." I bowed.

He looked at me, looked at the map, looked at Loiosh (who had been sitting on my shoulder the entire time), and said, "If you can do it, Whiskers, it's yours." I thanked him and got out, leaving him to explain matters to the rest of them. I went back to the office, looked over the books, and discovered that we were almost broke. I had about five hundred personally, which can keep a family eating and living comfortably for maybe a year. What I now controlled were four brothels; two gambling halls; two moneylending operations; and one cleaner, or fence, or dealer-in-stolen-merchandise. There were no button-men. (A funny term, that: sometimes it means
full-time enforcer on the payroll,
and sometimes it means
sublieutenant.
I usually mean the latter.) I did, however, have six enforcers working full time. I also knew several enforcers who worked free-lance.

I visited each of my businesses and made them the same offer: I put a purse with fifty gold in it on the table and said, "I'm your new boss. This is a bonus, or a good-bye gift. Take your pick. If you take it as a bonus and try to mess with me, make a list of your mourn-singers, because you'll need them."

Now doing this left me with damn little cash. They all stayed, and I held my breath. When Endweek showed up, no one except Nielar, who was now in my territory, came by. I think they were waiting to see what I did. At this point, I didn't have enough money to pay for independent muscle, and I was afraid to use an enforcer (what if he wouldn't do it?), so I walked down to the operation nearest my office, a brothel, and found the manager. Before he could say anything, I pinned the right side of his cloak to the wall with a throwing knife, about knee level. I did the same with his left side. I put a shuriken into the wall next to each ear, close enough to cut. Then Loiosh went after him and raked his claws down the guy's face. I went up and hit him just below his sternum, then kneed him in the face when he doubled over. He began to understand that I wasn't happy.

I said, "You've got one minute, by the Imperial Clock, to put my money in my hand. When you've done that, Kragar is going over your books; then he's going to talk to every tag here and find out how much action you've had. If I am one copper short, you are a dead man."

He left his cloak in the wall and got the money. While he did this, I reached Kragar psionically and had him come down. When I had the purse, we waited for Kragar. The guy said, "Look, boss, I was on my way over--"

"Shut your face or I'll tear out your windpipe and make you eat it." He shut. When Kragar arrived I went back to my office. Kragar returned about two hours later, and we found out that the books balanced. He had ten tags working, four men and six women, usually taking five clients a day, at three Imperials per. The tags earned four gold a day. Meals came to about nine silver orbs, or call it half a gold a day. He had an enforcer there full time who was paid eight Imperials a day. Miscellaneous expenses were allotted another Imperial.