Authors: Dennis Larsen
backpack was ready to go, with one new
item, thanks to the most recent couple and
their lack of security. A .38 Special was
added to the pack, the thief telling himself
it would only be used in self-defense and
not as an offensive weapon.
Lester wore a long sleeved plaid
shirt, his trademark black jeans, and a new
pair of Nike's with the bottom of each
shoe altered as before. He exited the back
of his country home, a helmet with dark
visor on his head, the backpack secured
over his shoulders and clipped at his
midsection. From the barn he pulled a
Yamaha 350 cc dirt bike that he'd used as
a youth, racing the MX circuit, to the thrill
of his father. He'd kept the bike in good
running order and licensed for just such
occasions, besides he still loved the
feeling of the wind rushing by and the
sense of power that could be unleashed
with a simple twist of his wrist. He
avoided the main routes, taking as many
back roads as possible, working his way
around to access the house from the rear.
As he hugged the corners, laying the bike
almost to the ground, he remembered why
he loved the sport so much and he couldn't
help but smile. A couple of miles from the
house he went off road, following the train
tracks, riding just along the base where the
brush had been cleared away. It was not
unusual to see motorcycles traversing the
sub-grade, so he felt safe in the decision
to close the distance in this manner. When
he was sure there was only a few hundred
yards left he cut the power to the bike and
coasted to a stop. From this location he
could see the back of three homes, with
fences dividing their property from the
unoccupied beltway, but no obvious
traffic in sight in any direction.
"Perfect," he thought.
He pushed the Yamaha until he
found a suitable low spot in the ground
that would provide an adequate hiding
place and he laid the bike on its side.
Kneeling in the fine powdered dirt he had
just enough height to see over the brush
and weeds. The back fence was wooden,
with alternating slats that would provide
footholds as he climbed the minimal
obstacle. He debated taking the pack but
needed too many of the items to leave it
behind.
The
helmet
sat
atop
the
motorcycle hidden in the foliage.
Lester had no idea what to expect.
What little research he could do showed a
Mr. and Mrs. in the online phone book, but
nothing further. He pressed his eye to a
slit in the fence looking for a swing set or
toys left lying on the grass, neither - good.
If a dog was present it would already be
going nuts and no barking was coming
from the house. The home sat on a large
lot with the next neighbor a good 80 yards
away and only scrub brush between them.
He pulled himself part way up the fence
and looked into the windows in an effort
to assess if the owners were home.
Confident that he could get to the back
door without being seen, he lifted himself
to the crown of the fence, then rolled over
landing on his feet, the backpack still in
place. A large picture window dominated
the back of the house, allowing him a
perfect view into the kitchen and beyond,
no movement and no people. From his
pocket, he extracted a pair of latex gloves,
and swapped those with the riding gloves
he'd worn until now. The backdoor was
dead bolted and the handle was locked.
To the left of the large window, a cement
slab dominated the yard, a portable fire
pit in the center and lounge chairs
surrounding it. A doorway led from this
patio to what he suspected would be the
garage. The handle of the door turned
easily to the right and allowed him easy
access.
Light
from
the
open
door
illuminated a portion of the interior and
cast shadows on the rest. A cream colored
Mercedes Sedan sat on the parking pad
with a low-rise speedboat taking up the
other half of the provided space. Life
vests hung from the wood rafters of the
unfinished garage and fishing poles
extended between the 2x4’s that supported
the roof. He quickly pulled the small light
from his pack that now sat at his feet and
shined it around the garage hoping to find
something of enough value to preclude a
break into the home. He had no such luck
but instead could see how the wealthy
lived and played. Lots of expensive toys
and outdoor gear but nothing he could
easily remove or sell. He thought about
taking the car, but reconsidered, knowing
that a police pursuit would almost be
impossible to elude, the motorcycle would
be much safer. Nothing else in the garage
looked of interest to the burglar. He turned
off the LED and reached for the doorknob.
It was locked but no deadbolt in place.
Within the quiet and safety of the garage
he was not hesitant to use brute force to
gain access. He considered trying to kick
the door in, but the possibility of an injury
was too great, something heavy would be
more practical. Lester scanned the walls
of the congested garage for a workable
instrument.
Mounted on the wall between the
door and a set of shelves, stocked with
beer and assorted soft drinks, a red fire
extinguisher hung, its black hose securely
strapped to the round cylinder shaped
body. Once he busted through the door
there would be no turning back, whether
there was someone home or not. He had
still not heard anything coming from
inside, but that didn't mean a homeowner
was not taking a nap or just watching
television somewhere in the house. After
the experience of the last home, he opted
to leave the Nike's on in case a quick
getaway was needed. He lifted the
extinguisher from the wall and held it in
his hands. It was much heavier than he
expected.
"Should do nicely on the door," he
thought.
He cupped the bottom, cylindrical
portion of the extinguisher in his left hand,
leaving the flat striking surface free and
clear to slam against the door, his right
held the top to provide the direction and
thrust needed to break through the
obstacle. He tested it a couple of times,
getting a feel for the weight as he rocked it
back and forth in his grip.
"Here goes nothing!" he said, as he
let the weight do the work. The bottom of
the cylinder crashed against the wooden
door just above the handle. Thwack!
There was the faintest sound of wood
cracking, but entrance was denied. He
swung the extinguisher back again into its
cradled position and rocketed it forward
with even greater force. A degree of give
was evident as a small gap appeared
around the seam of the door where it had
been snug. Before, what he thought would
be the final thrust; he waited to see if
anything stirred, nothing did. The thief
was correct, on the third and final assault
wood splintered and the door swung free
from the jam, leaving wood bits from the
frame scattered on the kitchen floor and
counters. He placed the extinguisher back
on the support and entered the home. The
kitchen was very modern with stainless
steel appliances, granite counter tops and
an immaculate hardwood floor, which
gleamed and reflected the other polished
surfaces that were all around. A small
kitchen table occupied a nook area, a
stack of letters sat atop it with a cereal
bowl and empty juice glass nearby. Milk
sat stagnant in the bottom of the bowl, an
indication that someone had been home
not that long ago.
Lester unlocked the back door and
sat the backpack just outside after
removing the pepper spray, paint can, and
.38 that he put in his pocket. He took a few
minutes to clean up the evidence of the
explosive entry, taking the splintered
wood chips and tossing them into the
garage. He closed the damaged door as
best he could, allowing it to snug
somewhat back into the door jam. On a
quick cursory look perhaps someone
would overlook the damage unless they
examined it more closely. Stepping
outside, he closed the back door and stood
on the stoop, pointed the paint nozzle at
the lower section of the door, and painted
the words in bold strokes, R I C H P I G
S, the paint thick enough that gravity
stretched the letters downward.
Inside the home he surveyed the
layout looking for items of value,
eventually finding his way to the bedroom.
There he found the usual items lying about
on dresser tops and in the drawers.
Nothing really surprised him anymore.
Over the years he’d found just about
everything imaginable hidden away in the
personal hiding places of unsuspecting
people. Today was no different. In what
he believed to be the husband’s side of the
bed, a small night table with drawer, gave
up an adult novel, “The Lusty Librarian.”
It looked pretty tame by today’s standards,
but he placed it in the pillowcase anyway.
Lester pictured the couple in their mid to
late 50’s based on the clothing and items
he was finding. He tried to leave the room
as he found it, returning useless items to
their original state and throwing the items
of value into a stolen pillowcase as he’d
done on previous occasions.
Somewhat disappointed in what
he’d found he decided it was time to
create some controversy. He returned to
the back porch, deposited the half full
pillowcase alongside his backpack, and
walked through the house looking for an
ideal wall to paint more graffiti. The
house was a split with a main floor, a half
flight of stairs going both up and down.
He’d explored everywhere but the lower
level that appeared to be only partially
finished. The thought of a gun case pushed
him lower into the home, thinking that
some more handguns would be easy to sell
or keep for his own amusement. A laundry
area had been somewhat finished as he
descended the stairs, located on the right
hand side, with bi-fold doors hiding the
washer and dryer that were in a stacked
configuration. Another matching bi-fold
covered an empty space to the right, with
a couple of shelves upon which detergent
and fabric softener sat, bits of clothing cut
into squares filled a bucket, apparently to
be used as rags. Some dirty clothing
littered the bare floor, but no gun cabinet
or safe. The intruder determined that there
was nothing of significance in the
basement and was about to return to the
main floor when he heard a key in the
front door deadbolt.
He considered running up the
stairs and out the back door but the front
entrance was so close to the stairs that a
confrontation was bound to happen. Lester
pulled the gun from his right pocket and
the pepper spray from his left and armed
each hand with a means of escape, if
necessary. His stomach was doing flip-
flops. In all the years of robbing people he
had never had to deal with a victim face to
face and he didn’t want to start now.
Retreating to the laundry area, he opened
the bi-fold quietly, hearing the key now
enter the locked door handle. He stepped
into the empty space below the shelves,
and pulled the bi-folds closed, hiding
himself and the washer and dryer. He
knelt and waited, being able to see through
the horizontal slats that made up the