Why do Clocks run clockwise? (37 page)

Records, vinyl, speeds of

Recreational vehicles and wheel covers

Recyclable plastics, numbers on

Recycling of newspaper ink

Red

color of beef

eyes in photographs

paint on coins

“Red cent”

“Red herring”

Red lights, versus green lights, on boats and airplanes

“Red tape”

Red Wings, Detroit, octopus throwing and

“Red-letter day”

Redshirting in college football

Refrigeration of opened food jars

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Refrigerators

location of freezers in

smell of new

thermometers in

Relative humidity, during rain

Remote controls, men versus women and

Repair shops, backlogs and

Restaurants

coffee, versus home-brewed

vertical rulers near entrances of

Restrooms, group visits by females to

Revolving doors, appearance of, in big cities Reynolds Wrap, texture of two sides of

Rhode Island, origins of name

Ribbons, blue

Rice cakes, structural integrity of

Rice Krispies

noises of

profession of Snap!

“Right wing”

“Rigmarole”

Rings, nose, bulls and

Rinks, ice, temperature of resurfacing water in

“Riot Act [1716]”

Roaches

automobiles and

position of dead

reactions to light

Roads

blacktop, coloring of

fastening of lane reflectors on

versus bridges, in freezing characteristics Robes, black, and judges

Rocking in zoo animals

Rodents and water sippers

Roller skating rinks, music in

Rolls

coldness of airline

versus buns

Roman chariots, flimsiness of

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Roman numerals

calculations with

copyright notices in movie credits and

on clocks

Roofs, gravel on

Roosevelt, Teddy, and San Juan Hill horses Roosters, crowing and

Root beer

carbonation in

foam of

Rubble, Betty

nonappearance in Flintstones vitamins

vocation of

Ruins, layers of

Rulers, vertical, in restaurant entrances Run amok

Runny noses

cold weather and

kids versus adults

Rust, dental fillings and

RVs and wheel covers

“Rx”

S.O.S Pads, origins of

“Sacked [fired]”

Sacks, paper

jagged edges on

names on

Safety caps, aspirin, 100-count bottles of Safety pins, gold versus silver

Saffron, expense of

Sailors, bell bottom trousers and

“Salad days”

Salads, restaurant, celery in

Saloon doors in Old West

Salt

and pepper, as table condiments

in oceans

packaged, sugar as ingredient in

round containers and

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storage bins on highway and

versus sand, to treat icy roads

Salutes, military, origins of

San Francisco, sourdough bread in

Sand

in pockets of new jeans

storage bins on highway and

versus salt, to treat icy roads

Sandbags, disposal of

Sardines, fresh, nonexistence in supermarkets

“Sawbuck [ten-dollar bill]”

Sawdust on floor of bars

Scabs, itchiness of

Scars, hair growth and

“Schneider”

School clocks, backward clicking of minute hands in Schools, CPR training in

Scissors, sewing, and paper cutting

“Scot-free”

“Scotland Yard”

Scotsmen and kilts

Screen doors, location of handles on

Screwdrivers, reasons for Philips

Scuba masks, spitting into

Sea gulls in parking lots

Sea level, measurement of

Seas versus oceans, differences between

Seat belts

and shoulder straps in airplanes

in buses

in taxicabs

Secretary as U.S. government department head designation

“Seed [tournament ranking]”

“Seeing stars,” head injuries and

Self-service versus full-service, pricing of, at gas stations

“Semi,” origins of term

“Semimonthly”

“Semiweekly”

Serrated knives, lack of, in place settings Settling in houses

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Seven-layer cakes and missing layers

Seventy-two degrees, human comfort at

Sewing scissors and paper cutting

Shampoo bottles, notches on bottom of

Shampoo labels, “FD&C” on label of

Shampoos

colored, white suds and

lathering of

number of applications

Shaving of armpits, women and

Sheets

irregular, proliferation of

queen-size, size of

Sheriffs’ badges, shape of

Shirts

buttons on men’s versus women’s

men’s, pins in

single-needle stitching in

starch on

Shoe laces

length in athletic shoes

untied, in shoe stores

Shoe sizes, differences between

Shoes

lace length in shoe stores

layers on

of deceased, at funerals

penny loafers

single, on side of road

tied to autos, at weddings

uncomfortable, and women

untied laces in stores

wing-tip, holes in

“Shoofly pie”

Shopping, female proclivity toward

Shopping malls, doors at entrance of

“Short shrift”

Shoulder straps and seat belts in airplanes Shredded Wheat packages, Niagara Falls on

“Shrift”

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Shrimp, baby, peeling and cleaning of

“Shrive”

“Siamese twins”

“Sic,” as dog command

Side vents in automobile windows

“Sideburns”

Sidewalks

cracks on

glitter on

Silica gel packs in electronics boxes

Silos, round shape of

Silver fillings, rusting of

Silverstone, versus Teflon

Singers, American accents of foreign

Single-needle stitching in shirts

Sinks, overflow mechanisms on

Siskel, Gene, versus Roger Ebert, billing of Skating music, roller rinks and

Skating, figure, and dizziness

Ski poles, downhill

“Skidoo”

Skunks, smell of

Skyscrapers, bricks in

Skytyping, versus skywriting

Skywriting

techniques of

versus skytyping

Sleep

babies and

drowsiness after meals

eye position

heat and effect on

twitching during

“Slippery When Wet” signs, location of

“Small fry”

Smell of impending rain

Smiling in old photographs

Smoke from soda bottles

Snack foods and prepricing

Snake emblems on ambulances

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Snakes

sneezing

tongues

Snap! [of Rice Krispies], profession of

“Snap! Crackle! And Pop!” of Rice Krispies Sneezing

eye closure during

looking up while

pepper and

snakes and

Snickers, wavy marks on bottom of

Sniffing, boxers and

Snoring, age differences and

Snow and cold weather

“Snow” on television

Soap, Ivory, purity of

Soaping of retail windows

Soaps, colored, white suds and

Social Security cards, lamination of

Social Security numbers

fifth digit of

reassignment of

sequence of

Socks

angle of

disappearance of

men’s, coloring of toes on

“Soda jerk”

Soft drinks

bottles, holes on bottom of

brominated vegetable oil in

calorie constituents

effect of container sizes and taste

filling of bottles of

finger as fizziness reduction agent

fizziness in plastic cups

fizziness of soda with ice cream

fizziness over ice

freezing of, in machines

Kool-Aid and metal containers

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machines, “Use Correct Change” light on

phenylalanine as ingredient in

pinholes on bottle caps of

root beer, foam of

smoke of

“sodium-free” labels

Soles, sunburn and

“Son of a gun”

Sonic booms, frequency of

Sororities, Greek names of

Souffles and reaction to loud noises

Soup, alphabet, foreign countries and

Soups and shelving in supermarkets

Sour cream, expiration date on

Sourdough bread, San Francisco, taste of

South Florida, University of, location of South Pole

directions at

telling time at

Sparkling Wine, name of, versus champagne Speech, elderly versus younger and

Speed limit, 55 mph, reasons for

Speeding and radar

Speedometers, markings of, in automobiles Spelling, “i” before “e” in

Sperm whales, head oil of

“Spic and span”

Spiders and web tangling

Spitting, men versus women

Spoons, measuring, inaccuracy of

Sprinkles, jimmies versus

Squeaking, causes of

“St. Martin’s Day”

Stage hypnotists, techniques of

Staining, paperback books and

Stains, elimination of, on clothing

Staling of bread

Stamp pads, moisture retention of

Stamps

perforation remnants

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postage, taste of

validity of ripped

Staplers

fitting of staples into

outward setting of

Staples

clumping of

fitting into staplers of

“Starboard”

Starch on shirts

Stars in space, photos of

Starving children and bloated stomachs

States, versus commonwealths

Static electricity, variability in amounts of Steak houses and baked potatoes

Steak, “New York,” origins of

Steam and streets of New York City

Steelers, Pittsburgh, helmet emblems of

Steins, beer, lids and

Stickers, colored, on envelopes

Stickiness of peanut butter

Stock prices as quoted in eighths of a dollar Stocking runs

direction of

effect of freezing upon

“Stolen thunder”

Stomach, growling, causes of

Stomachs, bloated, in starving children

“STOP” in telegrams

Strait, George, and hats

Straws, rising and sinking of, in glasses Street addresses, half-numbers in

Street names, choice of, at corner intersections Street-name signs, location of, at intersections Streets, glitter and

String cheese, characteristics of

String players

left handed, in orchestras

left-handed, in orchestras

Styrofoam coolers, blue specks on

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Submarines, anchors and

Sugar

clumping together of

spoilage of

Sugar cube wrappers, slits in

Sugar Frosted Flakes, calorie count of

Sugar in packaged salt

Summer, first day of

Sunburn

delayed reaction in

palms and soles

“Sundae”

Sundials, mottoes on

Sunglasses and professional golfers

Sunrises, timing of

Sunsets, timing of

“Super” glue and Teflon

“Super” glues versus ordinary glues

Supermarkets

check approval policies

public bathrooms in

shelving of soup

Surgeons’ uniforms, color of

“Swan song”

Swarming of gnats

Sweating, swimmers and

“Sweating” and drinking glasses

Swimming

cats and

sweating and

Swiping of credit cards

Swiss cheese

holes in

slice sizes of

Switches, light

Syringes, hole in needle of

Tails, curly, pigs and

“Talking a blue streak”

Tall old people, rareness of

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Tamers, animal, and kitchen chairs

Tape counters, audio and VCR

Tar Heels and University of North Carolina Taste, sense of, in children versus adults Tattoos, color of

“Taw”

Tax forms

disposal of

numbering scheme of

Taxes, April 15 due date of

Taxicabs

rear windows of

seat belts in

Teachers, apples for

Teddy bears, frowns of

Teeth, silver fillings and

Teeth direction of keys

“Teetotaler”

Teflon, stickiness of

Telegrams

exclamation marks and

periods and

Telephone cords, twisting of

Telephone rings, mechanics of

Telephones

911 as emergency number

area code numbers

dialing 9 to get outside line

fast versus slow busy signals

holes in mouthpiece

pay, clicking noise in

“Q” and “Z,” absence from buttons

rings, mechanics of

third-party conversations

three-tone signals

touch tone keypad for

unlisted phone numbers

windowless central offices

Telescopes, inverted images of

Television

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advertising sales for overrun live programming and cable and channel allocation

channel 1 on, lack of

“snow” on

sound of, in bars

volume levels of

Television commercials, loudness of

Television sets

diagonal measurement of

measurement of, Canada versus U.S.

Temperature

babies and tolerance for high

cold water, kitchen versus bathroom

human comfort and