Read When Lightning Strikes Online
Authors: Meg Cabot
The jeep bounced along behind us, but it was rough going. The colonel must have gotten the message out, since that single jeep was soon joined by some SUVs. It didn't matter, though. We were darting between them like fireflies. No one could have kept up, except maybe the helicopter, and, well, that wasn't happening, for obvious reasons.
And then we lost them. I don't know if they simply gave up, or were called back to the base, or what. But suddenly, we were on our own.
We had done it.
Still, we stuck to back roads, just to be safe. I'm pretty sure we weren't followed, though. We stopped several times to check, in sleepy little towns along the way, where there was one gas pump attached to a mom-and-pop general store, and where the noise from the hogs' engines caused bedroom lights to turn on, and dogs chained up in yards to bark.
But there was nothing behind us, nothing except long, empty stretches of road, winding like rivers beneath the heavy sky.
Marco.
Polo.
We were free.
C H A P T E R
20
R
ob took us to his house.
Not Greg and Hank and those guys. I have no idea where they went. Well, actually, that's not true. I have a pretty good idea. I think they went to Chick's to pound back a few, and to celebrate their successful penetration of a government facility thought by many to be as impenetrable as Area 51.
Obviously those who thought that had never met anybody from the last row of detention at Ernest Pyle High School.
Sean and I, however, did not join in the festivities. We went to Rob's.
I was surprised when I saw Rob's house. It was a farmhouse, not big—though it was kind of hard to tell in the dark—but built at around the same time as my house on Lumley Lane.
Only, because it was on the wrong side of town, no one had come and put a plaque on it, declaring it a historic landmark.
Still, it was a sweet little house, with a porch out front and a barn out back. Rob lived there with just one other person, his mom. I don't know what happened to his dad, and I didn't want to ask.
We crept into the house very quietly, so as not to wake Mrs. Wilkins, who had recently been laid off from the local plastics factory. Rob showed me his room, and said I could sleep there. Then he gathered up a bunch of blankets and stuff, so that he and Sean could go sleep in the barn.
Sean didn't look particularly happy about this, but then, he was so tired, he could hardly keep his eyes open. He followed Rob around like a little zombie.
I was a little zombie-like myself. I couldn't quite believe what we had done. After I'd gotten undressed, I lay there in Rob's bed, thinking about it. We had destroyed government property. We had defied the orders of a colonel in the United States Army. We had blown up a helicopter.
We were going to be in big trouble in the morning.
Still, I was so sleepy, it was kind of hard to worry about that. Instead, all I could think about was how weird it was to be in a boy's room. At least, a boy who wasn't my brother. I'd been in Skip's room—you know, over at Ruth's—plenty of times, but it was nothing like Rob's. In the first place, Rob didn't have any posters of Trans Ams up on his walls. Nor did he have any
Playboys
under the bed (I checked). Still, it was pretty alarmingly manly. I mean, he had plaid sheets and stuff.
But his pillow smelled like him, and that was nice, very comforting. I can't tell you what it smelled like, exactly, because that would be too hard to describe, but whatever it was, it was good.
I didn't have a whole lot of opportunity to lie there and enjoy it, though. Because almost as soon as I'd crawled into bed, I fell asleep.
And I didn't wake up again for a long, long time.
When I finally did wake up, it was about noon. It took me a minute to figure out where I was. Then I remembered:
I was in Rob's room, at his house.
And I was wanted by the FBI.
Not just the FBI, either, but the United States Army.
And I wouldn't have been surprised if the Secret Service, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, and the Indiana State Highway Patrol wanted a piece of me, too.
And, interestingly, from the moment I woke up, I knew exactly what I was going to do about it.
It's not every day a girl wakes up knowing she's wanted by the federal law enforcement agency of the most powerful country in the world. I thought about lying around, relishing it, but I was kind of worried about the impression that would make on Mrs. Wilkins, who could, if I played my cards right, be my mother-in-law someday. I didn't want her thinking I was this big slacker or something, so instead I got up, got dressed, and went downstairs.
Sean and Rob were already there, sitting at the kitchen table. In front of them was one heck of a lot of food. There was toast, and eggs, and bacon, and cereal, and a bowl of some white stuff I could not identify. The plate in front of Rob was empty—he was apparently through eating. But Sean was still putting it away. I don't think he'll ever be through eating. At least, not until after he's done going through puberty.
"Hi, Jess," he said when I walked into the kitchen. He sounded—and looked—a good deal perkier than he had during the last twenty-four hours I'd spent with him.
"Hi," I said.
A plump woman standing by the stove turned and smiled at me. She had a lot of red hair piled up on top of her head with a barrette, and didn't look a thing like her son Rob.
Until a shaft of sunlight, coming through the window above the sink, lit her face, and I saw that she had his eyes, so light blue they were the color of fog.
"You must be Jess," she said. "Pull up a chair and sit yourself down. How do you like your eggs?"
"Um," I said, awkwardly. "Scrambled is fine, thank you, ma'am."
"The eggs are fresh," Sean informed me as I sat down. "From the henhouse out back. I helped gather them."
"Your friend Sean's turning into a real farmhand," Mrs. Wilkins said. "We'll have him milking, next."
Sean giggled. I blinked at him. He'd actually
giggled
.
That was when I realized, with a shock, that I had never seen him happy before.
"There you go," Mrs. Wilkins said, setting a plate down in front of me. "Now you eat up. You look as if you could use a good hearty country breakfast."
I had never had fresh eggs before, and I was kind of worried they'd have some half-formed chicken fetus in them, but they didn't. They were really delicious, and when Mrs. Wilkins offered seconds, I gladly took them. I was pretty hungry, I discovered. I even ate some of the white stuff Mrs. Wilkins glopped onto my plate. It tasted like the Cream of Wheat my father always made us eat before school on really cold days when we were little.
But it wasn't Cream of Wheat. It was, Rob informed me with a little smile, grits.
If Ruth could only see me now, I thought.
After I'd helped Mrs. Wilkins wash the breakfast dishes, however, the fun was over. It was time to get down to business.
"I need to use a phone," I announced, and Mrs. Wilkins pointed to hers, hanging on the wall by the refrigerator.
"You can use that one," she said.
"No," I said. "For this particular call, I think I better use a pay phone."
Rob eyed me suspiciously. "What's up?" he wanted to know.
"Nothing," I said, innocently. "I just need to make a call. Is there a pay phone around here?"
Mrs. Wilkins looked thoughtful. "There's the one down the road, over by the IGA," she said.
"Perfect." To Rob, I said, "Can you drive me over there?"
He said he could, and we got up to go. . . .
And so did Sean.
"Nuh-uh," I said. "No way. You stay here."
Sean's jaw dropped. "What do you mean?"
"I mean there are probably cops crawling all over the place, looking for a sixteen-year-old girl in the company of a twelve-year-old boy. They'll be on to us in a second. You stay here until I get back."
"But that's not fair," Sean declared, his voice breaking.
I felt of bubble of impatience well up inside me. But instead of snapping at him, I grabbed Sean by the arm and steered him out onto the back porch.
"Look," I said softly, so Rob and his mother wouldn't hear. "You said you wanted things back the way they were, didn't you? You and your mom, together, without your dad breathing down your necks?"
"Yes," Sean admitted, sullenly.
"Well, then let me do what I have to do. Which is something I have to do alone."
Sean was right about one thing: He was small for his age, but he really wasn't little. He wasn't even all that shorter than me. Which was how he was able to look me straight in the eye and say, accusingly, "That guy really is your boyfriend, isn't he?"
Where had
that
come from?
"No, Sean," I said. "I told you. We're just friends."
Sean brightened considerably. He said, "Okay," and went back inside.
Men. I swear I just don't get it.
Ten minutes later, I was standing in front of a little general store, the handset to an ancient pay phone pressed to my ear. I dialed carefully.
1-800-WHERE-R-YOU.
I asked for Rosemary, and when she came on, I said, "Hey, it's me. Jess."
"Jess?" Rosemary's voice dropped to a whisper. "Oh, my goodness. Is that really you?"
"Sure," I said. "Why?"
"Honey, I've been hearing all sorts of things on the news about you."
"Really?" I looked over at Rob. He was refilling the Indian's tank from the single pump in front of the store. We hadn't watched the news yet, and Mrs. Wilkins didn't get any newspapers, so I was eager to hear what they were saying about me. "What kind of stuff?"
"Well, about how last night, a group of Hell's Angels tore up Crane Military Base and kidnapped you and little Sean O'Hanahan off of it, of course."
"WHAT?" I yelled, so loud that Rob looked over at me. "That's not how it happened at all. Those guys were helping us to escape. Sean and I were being held against our will."
Rosemary said, "Well, that's not how that fellow—what's his name? Johnson, I think. That's not how Special Agent Johnson is telling it. There's a reward out for your safe return, you know."
This sounded interesting. "How much?"
"Twenty thousand dollars."
"Each?"
"No, that's just for you. Sean's father posted a hundred thousand dollar reward for his return."
I nearly hung up, I was so disgusted. "Twenty thousand dollars? Twenty piddling thousand dollars? That's all I'm worth to them? That loser. That's it. This is war."
Rosemary said, "I'd look out if I were you, honey. There's APBs out all over the state of Indiana. Folks are looking for you."
"Oh, yeah, I bet. Listen, Rosemary," I said, "I want you to do me a favor."
Rosemary said, "Anything, hon."
"Give Agent Johnson a message for me. . . ."
Then I carefully stated the message I wanted Rosemary to relay.
"Okay," she said, when I was through. "You got it, honey. And, Jess?"
I had been about to hang up. "Yes?"
"You hang in there, honey. We're all behind you."
I hung up and told Rob about Special Agent Johnson's bogus kidnapping story—not to mention the crummy reward out for my capture. Rob was as mad as I was. Now that we knew there was an APB out on me, and that Hell's Angels were being blamed for what had happened at Crane, we agreed it wasn't a good idea for me to be seen tooling around on the back of Rob's bike. So we hurried back to his mom's place—but not until after I'd made one last call, this one from a pay phone outside a 7-Eleven on the turnpike.
My dad was where he usually is at lunchtime: Joe's. They get quite a noon crowd from the courthouse.
"Dad," I said. "It's me."
He nearly choked on his rigatoni, or whatever the special for the day was. My dad always taste-tests.
"Jess?" he cried. "Are you all right? Where are you?"
"Of course I'm all right," I said. "Now, anyway. Look, Dad, I need you to do me a favor."
"What are you talking about?" my dad demanded. "
Where are you
? Your mother and I have been worried sick. The folks up at Crane are saying—"
"Yeah, I know. That a bunch of Hell's Angels kidnapped Sean and me. But that's bogus, Dad. Those guys were rescuing us. Do you know what they were trying to do, Special Agents Johnson and Smith, that Colonel Jenkins guy? They were trying to make me into a dolphin."
My dad sounded like he was choking some more. "
A what
?"
Rob poked me hard in the back. I turned around to see what he wanted, and was horrified when an Indiana State Police patrol car eased into the parking lot of the convenience store.
"Look, Dad," I said, quickly ducking my head. "I gotta go. I just need you to do this one thing for me."
And I told him what the one thing was.
My dad wasn't too thrilled about it, to say the least.
He went, "Have you lost your mind? You listen here, Jessica—"
Nobody in my family ever calls me Jessica, except when they are really peeved at me.
"Just do it, please, Dad?" I begged. "It's really important. I'll explain everything later. Right now, I gotta go."
"Jessica, don't you—"
I hung up.
Rob had drifted away from me, distancing himself and his bike from the teenage girl at the pay phone, in case the cops made a connection. But it didn't look as if they had. One of them even nodded to me as he went into the store.
"Nice day," he said.
As soon as they were inside, Rob and I made a mad dash for his bike. We were already at the turnpike by the time they realized what they'd missed and came hurtling out of the store. I looked back over my shoulder and saw their mouths moving as we tore away. A few seconds later, they were in their car, sirens blaring.
I hung onto Rob more tightly. "We've got company," I said.
"Not for long," Rob said.
And suddenly we were off-road, brambles and sticks tearing at our clothing as we plunged down a ravine. Seconds later, we were splashing through a creekbed, the Indian's front wheel kicking up thick streams of water on either side of it. Above us, I could see the patrol car following along as best it could. . . .