Read When Lightning Strikes Online
Authors: Meg Cabot
"Crane Military Base? What are you talking about? That place closed down years ago!"
No phone privileges for me. And no more trips to the pool, either. My door was very firmly locked.
Marco Polo is locked down for the night. Repeat. Marco Polo is locked down.
Or so they must have thought. But here's the thing:
When you take a kid—who is basically a good kid, but maybe a little quick with her fists—and you make her sit for an hour every day after school with a lot of not-so-good kids, even if she isn't allowed to talk to them during that hour, the fact is, she's going to pick up some things.
And maybe the things she's going to pick up are the kind of things you don't necessarily want a good kid to know. Like, for instance, how to start a really smoky fire in a bus station ladies' room.
Or how to pick a lock. It's pretty easy, actually, depending on the lock. The one to my room wasn't very tough. I managed to do it with the ink cartridge from a ballpoint pen.
Look, you just pick these things up, all right?
They caught me right away. Boy, was Colonel Jenkins mad. But not as mad as Special Agent Johnson. He'd been viewing me as a thorn in his side since the day I'd broken his last partner's nose. You could tell I'd really done it this time.
Which was why they threw the book at me. They'd really had it. They intended to shut me up for good this time.
Dr. Shifton did some pleading on my behalf, I overheard her insisting that I obviously have issues with authority figures, and that they were going about this all wrong. I would come around, she said, when they made it seem like it was my idea.
Colonel Jenkins didn't like the sound of that. He went, "Dammit, Helen, she knows the location of every single one of those men whose photos we showed her. I can see it in her eyes. What are we supposed to do, just wait around until she's in the mood to tell us?"
"Yes," Dr. Shifton said. "That's exactly what we do."
I liked Dr. Shifton for that. And, anyway, I did not know where every single one of those men were.
Just most of them.
I happened to overhear all this because Dr. Shifton's office is right next to the infirmary, and that's where they put me after I escaped that second time: in the infirmary, with Sean. . . .
Exactly as I'd wanted them to.
Don't start thinking that I had any sort of plan or anything. I totally didn't. I just figured the kid needed me, is all.
That he didn't happen to agree is really beside the point.
"What are
you
doing here?" he asked, looking up from the bed he was stretched out on. His tone implied he was not pleased to see me.
"Slumming," I said.
"My dad's going to be here first thing in the morning, they said." His face was pinched and white. Well, except for the freckles. "He couldn't make it tonight because of some board meeting. But he gets a police escort tomorrow morning, as soon as he's ready to leave." He shook his head. "That's my dad. Work always comes first. And if you get in the way of that, look out."
I said, gently, "Sean, I said I was going to make it up to you, and I meant it."
Sean looked pointedly at the locked door. "And how are you going to do that?"
"I don't know," I said. "But I will. I swear it."
Sean just shook his head. "Sure," he said. "Sure you will, Jess."
The fact that he didn't believe me just made me more determined.
Hours slid by, and no one came near the infirmary—not even Dr. Shifton. We passed the time trying to figure out ways to escape, listening to talk radio, and doing old
People
magazine crosswords.
Finally, around six o'clock, the door opened, and Special Agent Smith came in, holding a couple of McDonald's bags. I guess my days of surf and turf were over. I didn't care, though. The smell of those fries set my stomach, which I hadn't noticed up until then was quite empty, rumbling noisily.
"Hi," Special Agent Smith said, with a rueful smile. "I brought you guys dinner. You guys okay?"
"Except for the fact that our constitutional rights are being violated," I said, "we're fine." Special Agent Smith's smile went from rueful to forced. She spread our dinner out on one of the beds: double cheeseburger meals. Not my favorite, but at least she'd super-sized it.
Sean practically inhaled his first burger. I admit to stuffing far more fries into my mouth than was probably good for me. As I stuffed, Special Agent Smith tried her hand at reasoning with me. I guess Dr. Shifton had been coaching her.
"You have a really special gift, Jess," she said. She was practically ignoring Sean. "And it would be a shame to waste it. We need your help so desperately. Don't you want to make this world a safer, better place for kids like yourself?"
"Sure," I said, swallowing. "But I don't want to be a dolphin, either."
Special Agent Smith knit her pretty brow. "A what?"
I told her about the dolphins, while Sean looked on, silently chewing. I'd given him one of my cheeseburgers, but even after three of them, he didn't seem satisfied. He could put away an alarming amount of food for such a small boy.
Special Agent Smith shook her head, still looking perplexed. "I never heard that one before. I know they used German shepherds for similar missions in World War I—"
"German shepherds, dolphins, whatever." I stuck out my chin. "I don't want to be used."
"Jess," Special Agent Smith said. "Your gift—"
"Don't," I said, holding up a single hand. "Seriously. Don't say it. I don't want to hear 'about it anymore. This 'gift' you keep talking about has caused me nothing but trouble. It sent my brother over the edge, when he'd been doing really well, and it put this little boy's mother in jail—"
"Hey," Sean said indignantly. I'd forgotten about his objections to my use of the word "little" as it related to him.
"Jess." Special Agent Smith balled up the empty bags from my meal. "Be reasonable. It's very sad about Sean's mother, but the fact is, she broke the law. And as for your brother, you can't drop the ball just because of one little setback. Try to keep things in perspective—"
"'Keep things in perspective'?" I leaned forward and enunciated very carefully so she would be sure to understand me. "Excuse me, Special Agent Smith, but I got struck by lightning. Now, when I go to sleep, I dream about missing people, and it just so happens that when I wake up, I know where those missing people are. Suddenly, the U.S. Government wants to use me as some sort of secret weapon against fugitives from justice, and you think I should
keep things in perspective
?"
Special Agent Smith looked annoyed. "I think you should try to remember," she said, "that what you call a dolphin, most Americans would call a hero."
She turned to throw my empty McDonald's wrappers in the garbage.
"I really didn't come in here," she said, when she turned around again, "to argue with you, Jess. I just thought you might like this back."
She handed me my backpack. The book of photos was gone from it, of course, but my flute was there. I grasped it tightly to my chest.
"Thanks," I said. I was oddly touched by the gesture. Don't ask me why. I mean, it was my flute, after all. I hoped I wasn't beginning to suffer from that thing hostages get, when they start sympathizing with their captors.
"I like you, Jess," Special Agent Smith said. "I really hope that while you're in here tonight, you'll think about what I said. Because you know, I think you'd make a fine federal agent someday."
"Really?" I asked, like I thought this was an enormous compliment.
"I do." She went to the door. "I'll see you two later," she said.
Sean, over on his bed, just grunted. I said, "Sure. Later."
She left. I heard the door lock behind her. The lock on the infirmary door was one that even I, with my extensive knowledge of such things, could not penetrate.
But that didn't matter. Because Special Agent Smith had been right when she'd said I'd make a fine federal agent:
While she'd been throwing out the trash from my meal, I'd reached over and swiped her cell phone from her purse.
I held it up for Sean to see.
"Oh, yeah," I said. "I'm good.
Real
good."
C H A P T E R
18
I
t took us a while to figure out how Special Agent Smith's cell phone worked. Of course there was a password you had to use to get a dial tone. That's what took the longest, figuring out her password. But most passwords, I knew from Michael—who gets his thrills figuring out this kind of thing—are four to six digits or numbers long. Special Agent Smith's first name was Jill. I pressed 5455, and,
voilà
, as my mom would say: we were in.
Sean wanted me to call Channel 11 News.
"Seriously," he said. "They're right outside the gates. I saw them as we drove in. Tell them what's going on."
I said, "Calm down, squirt. I'm not calling Channel 11 News."
He quit bouncing and said, "You know, I'm getting sick of you calling me squirt and talking about how little I am. I'm almost as tall as you are. And I'll be thirteen in nine months."
"Quiet," I said as I dialed. "We don't have much time before she notices it's gone."
I called my house. My mom picked up. They were eating dinner, Douglas's first since he'd gotten out of the hospital. My mom went, "Honey, how are you? Are they treating you all right?"
I said, "Uh, not exactly. Can I talk to Dad?"
My mom said, "What do you mean, not exactly? Daddy said they had a lovely room for you, with a big TV and your own bathroom. You don't like it?"
"It's okay," I said. "Look, is Dad there?"
"Of course he's here. Where else would he be? And he's as proud of you as I am."
I had been gone only forty-eight hours, but apparently, during the interim, my mother had lost her mind.
"Proud of me?" I said. "What for?"
"The reward money!" my mom cried. "It came today! A check in the amount of ten thousand dollars, made out to you, honey. And that's just the beginning, sweetie."
Man, she had really gone round the bend. "Beginning of what?"
"The kind of income you'll be generating from all of this," my mom said. "Honey, Pepsi called. They want to know if you'd be willing to endorse a new brand of soda they've come up with. It has gingko biloba in it, you know, for brain power."
"You have got," I said, my throat suddenly dry, "to be kidding me."
"No. It's quite good; they left a case here. Jessie, they're offering you a hundred thousand dollars just to stand in front of a camera and say that there are easier ways to expand your brain power than getting struck by lightning—"
In the background I heard my dad say, "Toni." He sounded stern. "She's not doing it."
"Let her make up her own mind, Joe," my mother said. "She might like it. And I think she'll be good at it. Jess is certainly prettier than a lot of those girls I see on the TV—"
My throat was starting to hurt, but there was nothing I could do about it, because all the drugs in the infirmary, even the mouthwash, were locked up.
"Mom," I said. "Can I please talk to Dad?"
"In a minute, honey. I just want to tell you how well Dougie is doing. You're not the only hero in the family, you know. Dougie's doing great, just great. But, of course, he misses his Jess."
"That's great, Mom." I swallowed hard. "That's … So, he isn't hearing voices?"
"Not a one. Not since you left and took all those nasty reporters with you. We miss you, sweetie, but we sure don't miss all those news vans. The neighbors were starting to complain. Well, you know the Abramowitzes. They're so fussy about their yard."
I didn't say anything. I don't think I could have spoken if I'd wanted to.
"Do you want to say hi to Dougie, honey? He wants to say hi to you. We're having Dougie's favorite, on account of his being home. Manicotti.
I feel bad making it when you aren't here. I know it's your favorite, too. You want me to save you some? Are they feeding you all right up there? I mean, is it just army food?"
"Yeah," I said. "Mom, can I please talk to—"
But my mother had passed the phone to my brother. Douglas's voice, deep but shaky as ever, came on.
"Hey," he said. "How you doing?"
I turned so that I was sitting with my back to Sean, so he wouldn't see me wipe my eyes. "Fine," I said.
"Yeah? You sure? You don't sound fine."
I held the phone away from my face and cleared my throat. "I'm sure," I said, when I thought I could speak without sounding like I'd been crying. "How are you doing?"
"Okay," he said. "They upped my meds again.
"I've got dry mouth like you wouldn't believe."
"I'm sorry," I said. "Doug, I'm really sorry."
He sounded kind of surprised. "What are you sorry about? It's not your fault."
I said, "Well, yeah. It kind of is. I mean, all those people in our front yard were there on account of me. It stressed you out, having all those people there. And that was my fault."
"That's bull," Douglas said.
But it wasn't. I knew it wasn't. I liked to think that Douglas was a lot saner than my mom gave him credit for being, but the truth was, he was still pretty fragile. Accidentally dumping a tray of plates in a restaurant wasn't going to set off one of his episodes. But waking up to find a whole bunch of strangers with film equipment in his front yard definitely was.
And that's when I knew that, much as I wanted to, I couldn't go home. Not yet. Not if I wanted Douglas to be okay.
"So, are they treating you all right?" Douglas wanted to know.
I stared out between the bars across the windows. Outside, the sun was setting, the last rays of the day slanting across the neatly trimmed lawn. In the distance, I could see a small runway, with a helicopter sitting near it. No helicopters had taken off or landed since I'd been watching. There were no UFOs at Crane. There was no nothing at Crane.
"Sure," I said.
"Really? Because you sound kind of upset."
"No," I said. "I'm okay."
"So. How are you going to spend that reward money?"