Authors: Gemma Townley
Tags: #Fiction, #Humorous, #Romance, #General, #Contemporary
Its not David Im worried about either, Candy says, sniffing again.
Surely youre not worried about Mike? It suddenly occurs to me that Candy must know about the whole DavidMike thing. Didnt Mike say that Candy was the one who had told David how well Mikes business was doing? Maybe David has also confided in her?
So whats the matter then?
Im worried about me. Me and Mike.
Candy and Mike. What on earth is she talking about?
Candy, what are you talking about? I say sharply. Honestly, Ive been dealing with dodgy mergers and jealous boyfriends, and all Candy is worried about is her friendship with Mike!
Georgie, dont you know that Mikes the father of my baby? Candy says very softly.
Sorry, Candy, I think I missed that. I thought you said that Mike is the father of your baby . . .
Candy is silent for a while. Were getting married just as soon as we can, she continues slowly. Hes going to meet my parents and everything. Only hes been acting oddly for the past few weeks and hasnt come home quite a few nights, and I think he might be having an affair.
Mike and Candy. I feel like Ive been winded. Mike and Candy. How? When?
Candy, what do you mean? Are you serious? Is this your idea of a joke, because if so it really isnt funny.
Im not joking. Candy is hardly audible.
But . . . how long? I mean how long have you two . . .
Two years.
Two years. So that means . . . But thats impossible. Thats when Mike left me for the . . . Oh my God. Candy is the stick insect.
You . . . you . . . I am at a loss for words. I am beyond words. All those times shed told me to leave him, to give him up, shed wanted him for herself.
How could you do that to me? I thought you were my friend.
Im having problems remembering to breathe in and out. All this time I thought Mike left me for some bimbo, and it was Candy. Candy whose shoulder I used to cry onor lean on anyway. Shed get me off before I started crying in case I smeared whatever she was wearing.
Georgie, you wouldnt understand. I love Mike. I always have. We were meant to be getting together that night you met himI had the bloody dinner party so I could seduce him. You stole him, and I just took him back, thats all. And now were going to get married and were going to be really happy. I just . . . I just dont know where he is right now . . . Candy starts sobbing down the phone.
Why didnt you tell me before? Im playing for time. Im not ready to decide how I feel about all this yet.
David said not to. He didnt want you to be upset. Hes never really forgiven Mike for what he did to you, and when he found out I was pregnant, he got really funny. Kept asking if it was definitely Mikes and stuff. Anyway, he made me promise not to tell you until hed spoken to you himself. But I thought you might be . . . I thought Mike might be having an affair with you.
So Davidknew ? Was he trying to protect me, or was he just pissed off because his plans for Mike would now affect Candy, too? I try desperately to organize my thoughts. So, Mike ran off with Candy. Well, that doesnt sound like the fling he told me about. He also told me that he left me because I was too successful and he wanted to prove himself. And Im supposed to think that Candy, with her great job and flat in Notting Hill isless successful than me? Less intimidating? The total and utter lying bastard. It was all a complete load of bollocks to convince me to help him out. And I fell for it. I actually believed him.
Candy, Im sure Mike isnt having an affair, I manage to say eventually. Why dont you talk to him later?
Thats the point. I dont know if theres going to be a later. Ive been looking through his wardrobe and half his clothes are gone.
Gone?
Are you at his flat now? Theres a pause.
His flat? He doesnt have a flat. He lives with me.
But what about his flat in St. Johns Wood?
Georgie, what are you talking about, says Candy, sounding exasperated. Why would Mike have a flat in St. Johns Wood? He lives in my flat in Notting Hill.
Why would he indeed? Something tells me not to press the point on the flat. If Candy doesnt know about it, theres probably a good reason for it. And Im not sure Candy is in any state to find out about it from me.
Sorry Candy, I thought he said something about having a flat. I must have made a mistake. Look, Im sure everythings fine. Why would Mike have an affair?
I know, youre right, says Candy, her voice still breaking up every so often. Its just that hes out all the time at the moment, and today there was a message on our phone confirming his flight to Malaga tomorrow, and he hasnt said anything about us going on holiday. And anyway, hes meant to be coming down to Hampshire this weekend to see Mummy and Daddy. To talk about the wedding and stuff. And Daddy keeps asking me about his stupid business and about his money and . . . she breaks into sobs again.
His money?
His investments. Hes one of the investors in Mikes company.
Of course he is. All Mikes talk about how difficult it was to raise the money. How could I have believed that hed be capable of getting investment on his own?
Much as I hate Candy for lying to me, I cant help feeling sorry for her. And to be honest, Im almost relieved that she and Mike are together. It means that our little trip to Rome is unlikely ever to get outMike would have too much to lose.
Candy, Im sure its a business trip, or theyve got the dates wrong or something. Look, everything will be fine. I want to end this conversation now. I cant take in any more information, cant issue any more platitudes.
Georgie?
Yes?
You promise nothing happened between you and Mike?
I pause. I could tell her that Mike was all over me like a rash, that her scheming to get him off me in the first place has backfired. But it wouldnt make either of us feel much better.
God no, nothing. We met for a couple of drinks, thats all. Actually, we didnt have much to say to each other.
Thanks.
Okay, look, Ive got to go now. Ill talk to you soon, okay? I hang up, take the phone off the hook, and lie back down on the sofa. Poor stupid Candy. And poor stupid me.
I want to speak to David. I want some reassuring words about how everything is going to be fine. I want him to tell me about the whole Mike fiasco so we can laugh about it and put it behind us. I want to bury my head in his shoulder.
I dial his office number and he picks up immediately.
David Bradley.
Hi darling, its me. Still at work at this time?
Oh, Georgie, hi. He sounds strained.
Why didnt you tell me about Mike and Candy?
David sighs audibly. How did you find out?
Candy just told me. I cant believe you didnt tell me.
I thought youd be upset, he says in a low voice. I didnt think you were still in touch with Candy, so I thought it didnt matter.
Did you know that Candys father invested in Mikes company? As I say the words I realize how stupid Im being; of course David will know. He probably knows everything about Mikes company.
Hes not the only one. Mike convinced half of our old schoolmasters to invest their pensions in his stupid company, he says bitterly. Look, Im sorry Georgie, but Im going to have to call you back, okay?
Okay, but I still cant believe you didnt tell me about Candy and M
Georgie, David interrupts. Im in the middle of something here. His voice sounds strangled. Im sorry, Ive got to go. Look, I need to talk to you, but not now. Can you meet me for lunch tomorrow? Langhans at one?
I agree and he puts the phone down. David sounded terrible.
Usually hes so calm and collected. I wonder what could have got him so rattled. He has never spoken so sharply to me; its as if hes cross with me or something. Which is sillyI mean, why would he be? Unless . . . oh God, he must have just found out about me and Mike. Why else would he be so short with me? He probably thought it was a complete coincidence that I was in Rome when he was, and now Mike must have told him after all. Probably because I sent the disk instead of taking it round. My heart pounding, I turn on the television, scan a few channels, and then turn it off again. I need to concentrate. I pour myself a large glass of wine and try to focus. Somehow Ive got to figure out what to say to David before oneP.M. tomorrow to make everything okay again. But how can I explain away a trip to Rome? How can I admit Ive been lying to him?
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The menu is in front of David, but his eyes are darting around unable to focus on any one thing. I take his hand. I look around the packed West End restaurant, which is full of men in pin-striped suits talking loudly.
Is everything okay?
David looks at me, distracted. I am waiting for him to tell me that he knows all about Rome, all about my flirtation with Mike. I am waiting for him to ask why, so that I can answer and tell him how stupid I was and that Ill never do it again, ever.
But instead were just sitting here in silence, his eyes darting around the room like he thinks hes being followed or something. I want to reassure him, but what can I say?
David, look, about the whole Candy and Mike thing. Its really not a big deal. I know why you didnt tell me: you were trying to protect me. But Im so over Mike . . .
David is looking at me as if Im completely mad.
Right, right, of course.
Is he trying to make me suffer?
David, whats the matter? Ive never seen him like this. He walks everywhere purposefully, knows exactly what he thinks about everything. He doesnt do stress or anxiety; hes always the one who tells other people that everything will be okay.
He focuses on the menu for a minute, as if hes trying to collect his thoughts, then looks up at me.
I think Im about to lose my job, he says flatly. Im filled with relief. So thats all! David doesnt know about me and Mike; its just a work thing. Maybe theyve found out about the Mike saga being made up. Which is also bad, but not as bad as him finding out about Mike and me. I mean, there are other jobs.
I try to look concerned and surprised. David, Im sure its not that bad, is it?
His eyes are darting around again.
Georgie, if I tell you something, will you promise, and I mean really promise, not to tell another living soul?
I nod. This is going to be great. David will confide in me, I can be all understanding and supportive and well get through it together. Itll just make us stronger as a couple. And one day well look back and laugh at how serious it all seemed at the time.
Im working on a case thats, well, a bit close to home. I didnt want to do it, but I couldnt get out of it.
Im not sure where he is going, but I squeeze his hand and wait for him to continue.
Its about Mike . . . David looks up at me, as if he needs to check my reaction.
Here we go. I nod again, but inside Im feeling quite excited. Just wait till I tell him that I know all about it and have totally saved his bacon!
What about Mike?
He has been under surveillance for several months.
David looks down and then up again. Like he cant focus on anything, even me, for too long.
Hes been defrauding his companys investors and the bands hes signed.
I cant help feeling disappointed. I thought David was going to tell me the truth, and instead hes telling me the false story. Why cant he just admit that he was jealous and that he screwed up?
His investors, I say with a sigh. You mean Candys father? I ask.
And the rest. At least Candys father can probably afford it. Mike got people to invest their last penny in his bloody record label. He got people who should have known better investing their pensionstheirpensions , for crying out loud. He managed to get about a million together by convincing friends of his parents, friends of my parents, and people we both knew when we were growing up, to give him their last bit of cash.
But theyll get their money back, wont they? I mean the business is doing really well, isnt it? Im a bit unsettled. This conversation isnt going the way I thought it would.
Get it back? David laughs sarcastically. Get what back? Theres nothing left. Mike took every last penny out of the company to buy himself a flat, and has been faking invoices to sell to a factoring company. He even got into some sort of money laundering for a gang in Rome. He is in very deep trouble. But not as much trouble as hes going to be in with me for ripping off my parents friends. I am never going to let him get away with that.
Im really confused now. And maybe a little bit scared.
We got a tip-off from one of his employees who gave us this disk with a lot of incriminating evidence on it, continues David. Apparently their salary checks have been bouncing, and none of the bands or DJs have been paid for the past four months. The employee in question got sacked soon after. Since then Ive been gathering evidence . . .
He looks at me and I can see his forehead twitch with tension. Thats why I had to go to RomeI was following Mike. Hes been moving funds into Spain via Italy and Switzerland. He took a whole load of money in with him to Rome, but we dont know how; his bags were checked at the airport and nothing was found.
David sighs, and carries on in a deadpan voice. My contacts there confirmed his links with an organized crime group in Italy. Hes a fucking liability.
Anyway, he continues with a sigh, we had enough evidence to swoop today. Weve been working with the police and they were all ready to arrest him. Except that I was looking after the vital piece of evidence. And now its gone missing.
Okay, this is not the way it was meant to go. Im getting a really nasty feeling here. When is David going to admit that the whole thing was made up because he was jealous?