Authors: Gemma Townley
Tags: #Fiction, #Humorous, #Romance, #General, #Contemporary
Mike lives in a really smart apartment block with off-street parking. All the cars are BMWs and Mercedes, and there are bits of grass here and there with immaculate borders. He must be doing really well to afford a flat here. There is a For Sale sign outside, along with three Sold signs. I make a mental note to ring the estate agent to find out how much the flats are going for. Just out of interest.
Ive called out for take-out, Mike tells me as he kisses me hello. You like Indian, dont you?
I dont like Indian, actually, but Im not going to remind Mike of that. I wonder if he remembers and has ordered it to spite me.
While were waiting for the food, he shows me round the flat. There are spare bedroomsin the plural. I mean who has spare bedrooms? And an office. The bathroom is even nicer than the one in the Rome hotel, complete with fluffy towels. And the kitchen, well, David would adore it. Its all chrome and full of gadgets. Mike doesnt cook, so Im not sure why hes got so many cooking instruments, but its incredibly pristine.
Im impressed, in spite of myself. Mike, this place is amazing! Is it all yours?
Course it is. Cool, isnt it.
It is cool. I mean, its amazing. Although I cant help but think that he needs some more things in it. You know, pictures, books, old magazines. Maybe its just me. Maybe other people dont need to clutter their flats with piles of junk that they keep because it has sentimental value (or because they never get round to throwing things out).
The flat does have amazing furniture, though. Sumptuous leather sofas and a glass coffee table that looks bigger than my sitting room. And hes got a huge television that swivels round when you turn it on. Its like a five-star hotel or something.
The doorbell goes and its the curry. Mike cracks open a couple of beers and we perch at his huge dining room table.
So, I say expectantly.
So?
So what is it that you want from me?
My, youre impatient!
Yes, of course I am, I say crossly. Honestly, does he think Ive got nothing better to do than to trek up to St. Johns Wood for food I dont even like?
Mike pauses and then brings his hands together on the table. He looks a bit like Tony Blair when hes doing one of his Im a caring sort of bloke speeches.
Look, he starts, uncertainly. Theres some stuff you need to know about David. I didnt want to be the one to tell you, but I need your help, and this is the only way.
Something I should know about David? Whats David got to do with anything?
I see. Go on. I try to sound as businesslike as possible. I suddenly get a sickening feeling in my stomach. What if there is something going on between David and the brunette? What if Mike knows all about it and its been going on for ages?
Okay. Not sure where to start, really. David and me . . . you know weve never really got on, right?
Right. Please dont let it be about her, I pray. Please let it be something completely different.
Well, I never really thought anything of it. I mean, I rarely see the guy, you know? But I think hes more obsessed than I thought.
What? I smile with relief. It has nothing to do with that woman. Thank God. Mike, youre not talking about the time he hung up on you, are you? Look, I wouldnt take that too seriously.
Mike gives me a slightly patronizing smile.
Georgie, I dont give a fuck if David hangs up on me. Quite honestly Id rather that than have to actually talk to him. Its actually a bit more serious than that. The reason David hung up on me is that he was scared I was going to tell you what Im telling you now.
Mike takes a cigarette out of the packet in front of him and lights it. He doesnt offer me one, but I take one anyway. I can feel that my palms are sweaty.
So tell me! I wish Mike would get to the point.
Mike lowers his eyes. Georgie, your darling accountant is doing everything he can to destroy me and my business.
Okay, I didnt expect that.
What? What does he mean destroy him? Is Mike going mad? For a moment I wonder if hes become a paranoid freak like Nigel.
David is not as gentlemanly as he likes to make out, continues Mike bitterly. He is a ruthless bastard who loves making people squirm. He pauses and stares into the distance.
Mike, what do you mean?
Georgie? Mike looks back at me with a sorrowful look.
Yes?
Would you mind not dripping curry on the table? Its brand new and I need to keep it in pristine condition.
What? Oh, right. I cant believe Mike is worried about the table at a time like this. He certainly never cared about any of my furniture when we were together. I decide I dont want to be thinking about when we were together. So, about David?
Right, of course. The thing is, Georgie, I dont think he can bear the fact that Im doing rather well for myself. Hes always been jealous of me, but recently hes just flipped. He hates knowing that Im successful. And so hes doing what any other spoiled brat would try to do, and trying to ruin me. And because hes a fucking accountant he can spread a few lies about me without anyone noticing. Hes doing everything he can to jeopardize my professional reputation.
What do you mean? My mind boggles at the idea of Mike having a professional reputation to ruin.
I mean that my investors have been getting anonymous letters telling them not to trust me. That hes been contacting my bank trying to get my account information. That hes been following me around, talking to my employees, making everyone think Im stealing money or something. He works for some huge firm so everyone believes him, and Im having a fucking tough time convincing people to stick with it.
All Mikes arguments with DJs and tense mobile phone calls in Rome start to make sense. But surely David cant have anything to do with it? I mean, its ridiculous.
Mike, thats absurd. David wouldnt go to all that trouble. It must be someone else. My mind is racing. David did slam the phone down on Mike, and was determined that I shouldnt see him. But he would hardly try and ruin Mikes business, would he? I mean, hes so measured and sensible. Except when hes driving a Vespa . . . but no, the whole idea is stupid.
Of course he would. Look, hes a jealous man. What do you think he was doing in Rome? Did he justhappen to have some business out there the very weekend I go out to meet some potential bands? Or do you think it is a little bit coincidental that one band, who were about to sign on the dotted line, suddenly had second thoughts on Sunday evening? Oh, he would go to all that trouble all right. Mike stubs out his cigarette viciously in a beautiful large glass ashtray.
But whats he got to be jealous of? Obviously Im hoping that its me, but Im hardly going to admit that.
You.
I smile bashfully. But it still doesnt add up.
Mike, David has nothing to be jealous of. We split up years ago, end of story. And so long as he never finds out that I went to Rome to meet you, there will be no problem.
Mike looks away quickly and then meets my eye again.
Right. And Davids just going to swallow the fact that you also justhappened to be in Rome. Wake up, Georgie, for fucks sake.
I feel myself go pale. So David knew? He knew all the time we were eating and talking and dancing and making love? He knew, and he didnt say anything?
Thats impossible, I say hotly. If David knew, and if hes so jealous he wants to ruin your business, he would have said something to me. None of this makes any sense. David had no reason to be jealous of you before now, but youre making out hes been doing all this damage for ages.
Hes been jealous since the first night we met, says Mike flatly. Jealous because I got you first. Jealous because he thinks you still love me just a bit.
I stare at him.
Obviously its not true, Mike continues quickly, but David doesnt know that, does he? He found out from Candy that I was doing really well. And he knew that Id come and find you.
Why? Why would he know that? Why didnt I know that either? I feel like Alice in Wonderland, like all the things Ive been taking for granted have suddenly shifted into something strange and new.
Mike lights another cigarette. When we were together, Georgie, I knew I could never have stayed with you. You had your own flat, a proper job, you had everything. And I was totally skint and couldnt offer you anything. I felt like shit. I knew you deserved better. I had to go. I just didnt have any self-respect left. I wanted to be the sort of guy who could take you places you wanted to go. Buy you presents, yknow?
My head is spinning. So let me get this straight: David is the exciting, dangerous guy who will do anything to prevent Mike winning me back, and Mike is the downtrodden ex-boyfriend who wanted nothing more than to prove himself worthy of me?
Something about this doesnt add up.
So you left me because you didnt think you were good enough for me? Explain the girl, then.
Mike looks up, surprised. What girl?
You left me for another girl, remember? My neighbor saw you leave with her.
Oh, right. You knew about that?
I nod.
Mike looks a bit nonplussed. Look, she was nothing, he says eventually. Is nothing. Just a fling, you know. Georgie, it was only ever you, but I wanted to sort myself out. I confided in David, even asked him if he could help me get a job. But instead he asked you out and convinced you I was the lowest of the low. And now he thinks Im going to get you back and hes trying to ruin everything.
Mike looks up briefly and I almost think I can see a tear.
You really left me because you didnt think you were good enough? I still cant quite believe this is Mike talking.
I wanted you to be happy.
I was happy! Most of the time. Well, you know . . . some of the time anyway. I thought you left me because I wasnt cool enough. Im almost laughing at the irony of all this. Except that I feel sick to my stomach.
Georgie, youre the coolest.
Yeah, well. Look, Im sorry, Mike. I really am. Im trying hard to sound sympathetic and reassuring, and I lower my voice. Two years ago I would have been over the moon to hear thistwo weeks ago, even. But now I just dont care why Mike left me. Dont care if he has any feelings toward me. I just want to know what David knows about Rome.
The thing is, I say slowly, trying not to sound as stressed out as I feel, I love David now. So look, why dont you tell me what it is that you want me to do and thatll be the end of it?
Mike looks up. Okay, heres the deal. David has managed to get hold of something that could get me and him into a lot of trouble. This doesnt sound good.
What kind of trouble? What thing?
He pauses. David sent one of his people to my offices posing as a DJ, and he managed to lift a disk with some information on it that Im not particularly proud of.
What sort of information? Does he know about the drugs?
Fuck no. And he doesnt need to know, okay? Look, what he found isntthat bad, but it could cause problems. Its just that I . . . well, I borrowed some money from my company to buy this place. Im paying it back and everything, but I wanted to avoid some taxes and stuff, so it isnt strictly done by the book. And if my investors found out they could close me down. I worked so hard to get this company off the ground, and if David shows anyone the disk Im completely screwed.
You borrowed money from your company? I ask skeptically. Borrowed or took?
Mike looks shocked. Borrowed! God, Georgie, youre as bad as David. Look, I havent been paying myself anywhere near what I should because I want the company to grow, so its my money that I borrowed anyway, it just makes it easier this way.
And youre going to pay it back?
Of course! Ive already started.
And David has evidence?
Yeah. And hell use it, too. But its not just me in trouble. Davids also trying to fabricate stuff. If it comes out, he could lose his own job over this, but I dont think he cares.
David could lose his job? Now Mikes got my full attention. I mean obviously Mikes wrongDavid would never fabricate anything. But he does really hate Mike. Maybe I underestimated how much.
Mike, cant you just talk to him? Why dont I talk to him?
It wont do any good, Mike says mournfully. Its gone too far. Hes got too many people involved. The only way is for the disk to go missing. Then hell just have to close the investigation.
Cant you just tell them what you told me? No one would close your business down if you explained, would they?
I dunno. Theyre all just suits. They dont care if its not my fault. And theyre never going to believe me over David. Seriously, if I dont get that disk back, Im going to be in trouble. I need you to get hold of it, Georgie. I need you to get it back for me. Then David will just walk away from this. Ill get my company back in order, and you and David can live happily ever after. Otherwise . . .
So now I know what the favor is. I have got to steal a disk from David. Mind you, it doesnt look like Ive got much of an optionI cant have David throwing his career away over some stupid rivalry with Mike. Mike just isnt worth it.
Okay, I say crisply. Tell me what it looks like.
Like this. Mike pulls out a fat-looking disk with red markings on it. It doesnt look like a disk Ive ever used before.
Its a Zip disk, Mike says as if that explains the odd appearance.
And you have no idea where it is? It occurs to me that if the disk is at Davids office Ive got no chance of getting hold of it. Ive never been to his office and I dont know if theyd even let me up.
I dont know for sure, but I know its in his flat, or in his briefcase, because Ive got a friend at his firm and she says it definitely isnt in his office.
Youve got a friend at Davids firm? Mike, since when do you have accountants for friends?
She isnt an accountant, at least she wasnt when I knew her. She used to be quite high up in the police but she had to leave and now she works with David. Anyway, its no worse than hes doing to me. I just know someone, thats all, and she did me a favor. Okay?