Authors: Patricia Wentworth
CHAPTER XXXI
MANNISTER DID NOT RETURN
until twelve o'clock next day. Geoffrey Deane came in at half-past ten and fussed. Had Jeremy known that Mannister was going to be out of town for the night? No, he hadn't. Did he know when he would be back? No, he didn't. Well, what was to be done if M. Brunon rang up from Paris? He knew Mannister was expecting a call from him. That is to say he thought, or was under the impressionâ
“That's all right,” said Jeremy. “Brunon rang up last night, and I took the call. Mr Mannister told me to be here to take it.”
Geoffrey Deane fidgeted with his eyeglasses, pushing them up, pushing them down, pushing them crooked.
“Then you did know that Mr Mannister was going to be away?”
“I found a note when I got in.”
“But you saidâ”
“Oh Lord, Deane! Is this a cross-examination?” He struck an attitude, beetled his brows, and held up an intimidatory forefinger. “I put it to you that it was within your cognizance that the accused intended to go out of town.”
The crooked pince-nez dropped. Mr Deane blinked and replaced it.
“The accused?” he said in a puzzled voice.
“No, I'm the accusedâaren't I?” said Jeremy, and at that the telephone bell rang and Mannister, talking through a cross current of someone else's conversation, was understood to say that he would be home about twelve.
The cross current was very intriguing. Jeremy rang off with regret.â
“Two girls telling each other off about one, Podger. A gay dog, I should say. The things they said to each other were fairly hot, but nothing to what they both said about Podger.”
Mr Deane looked puzzled.
“Do you know these people?”
“They were merely obbligato. Mannister was the solo tromboneâin a whisper. He'll be back at twelve. I'm going out for half an hour.”
Jeremy went back to the bank.
The £50 had been handed in with a covering letter. They produced the letter. Jeremy looked at it, and could have sworn that he had written it himself. He read it, and was struck by the last sentence: “Kindly acknowledge to 29 Marsh Street.” That was ingenious. He put a square-topped finger under the words.
“You did acknowledge it, I suppose?”
“Certainly, Mr Ware.”
Jeremy frowned at the man.
“I didn't pay in the fifty pounds, I didn't write that letter, and I didn't get any acknowledgment. I can't stop now, but I'd like you to make a note of that, because I mean to get to the bottom of the whole thing.”
“But, Mr Ware, what possible motiveâ”
“That's what I'm going to find out,” said Jeremy.
Mannister came home at twelve. Jeremy thought he looked a bit off colour. He got off a piece in his platform manner about Brunon, but he wasn't really in form. He had a stiff whisky and soda, and then asked whether his keys had turned up.
“I've looked about in the room, sir. I didn't like to go through your drawers.”
“They wouldn't be there.” Mannister drained his glass and set it down hard.
Geoffrey Deane began to fuss round him, to ask questions about the keys, to lift papers and fidget with blotting-paper. Having drawn a blank, he caught up Jeremy's suggestion.
“I think perhaps the drawers should be looked through, sir.”
“And howâ” this was Mannister daunting a hecklerâ“and how, my dear Deane, are my keys to have concealed themselves in drawers which those very keys have locked?”
Deane was snubbed but pertinacious. Deane had only wondered whether all the drawers
were
locked, and whether it wouldn't be as well just to make sure which drawers were locked and which were unlocked, and whether by any possibility the keys might have slipped into one of the unlocked drawers.
The top drawer on the left-hand side was not locked. Mr Deane, nervously persistent, pulled it open, and there, just showing beneath some oddments of loose paper, was an inch of bright steel chain.
Jeremy, on the far side of the table, watched Mannister's face. It had a blank look.
Geoffrey Deane glanced quickly up. It was Jeremy who leaned across the table and pulled up the chain with the keys dangling at the end of it.
“Here they are, sir,” he said.
The blank look persisted.
Geoffrey Deane seemed a little puzzled.
“Now how did they get in there?” he said. “You must have been stooping over the table. Perhaps they caught without your noticing it, and then you shut the drawer. Or perhapsââ”
Mannister pushed back his chair and got up.
“What does it matter?” The words hurried, jostling one another. “I'm overworkedâI want restâI forget things! I could have swornâI could have
sworn
â” He held out his hand for the keys, thrust them violently into his trouser pocket, and went out of the room, banging the door behind him.
Geoffrey Deane looked distressed.
“He's rightâhe wants a holiday,” he said. “That's not the first thing he's forgotten. I expect you've noticed, haven't you? He ought to take a restâbut people won't until it's too late.” He shook his head and returned to his press-cuttings.
Jeremy went back to Nym's Row in his lunch hour with a feeling of flatness and anti-climax. Something was due to have happened, and nothing had happened except that Mannister had lost his temper and Geoffrey Deane had said he needed a holiday. He had said it more than once, in that pecking, irritating way he had of elaborating the obvious. Mannister needed a holiday. Didn't Ware think that Mannister needed a holiday? Didn't Ware think that it was a great mistake to put off taking a holiday when you needed one? Didn't Ware think it would be a great mistake if Mannister didn't take a holiday? He himself thought it would be a great mistake. And so forth and so on, with intervals in which he read aloud from the more laudatory of Mannister's press-cuttings. Jeremy's conclusion was that if he had to work more than very occasionally in the same room as Geoffrey Deane, he would find himself figuring in the head-lines of the evening papersâ
“Murder in Marsh Street, Secretary Arrested”
He laughed, and went in to find his lunch ready and a letter propped up beside the plate.
“Come by the second post,” said Mrs Walkerâ“and the Wallington post-mark. Put me in mind of when you used to go and stay there with old Miss Emily Wareâand it isn't her writing neither.”
She put down a good helping of potato pie in front of Jeremy and lingered, frankly curious.
“A lawyer's letter it looks like to me.”
Jeremy opened the letter. Then he got up and walked over to the window. He stood there so long that Lizzie Walker said at last,
“It's not bad news, Master Jeremy?”
Jeremy turned round with the letter in his hand.
“I suppose she was the last relation I've got. I haven't seen her for years. I suppose I ought to have.”
“Is she gone, Master Jeremy?”
Jeremy nodded.
“Then you'll be going to the funeral, I suppose. You did ought to do that.”
“It's over,” said Jeremy. “They'd only got an old address. I did write at Christmas, but she was ill, and I suppose it wasn't anyone's business to keep my address.” He paused, and then said in an odd, moved voice, “Lizzie, she's left me the house and about a thousand a year.”
“And so she did ought!” said Mrs Walker. Her rosy cheeks became rosier. “And I'm sure there's no one better pleased than what I am, or than what Joe'll be when I tell 'im, and it couldn't be looked for that you'd go on living up a stair in a mews for h'ever, though you might go farther and fare worse, with rooms the price they are and landladies regular 'arpies some of them, to say nothing of their girls dressed up like actresses and not what your pore mother could ha' borne to think ofâa
reel
lady she was, with a kind word for h'everyone and as perlite to me and cook as she was to Lady 'Awkins up at the 'all, and when she lay a-dying she says to me, âLizzie my dear,' she says, âyou'll look after Master Jeremy, won't you?' And if I 'aven't done it, I've
tried,
and I'm sure if you'd been my h'ownâ” Mrs Walker choked, shook out a large plain calico handkerchief, blew her nose vigorously, and sitting down in Jeremy's chair, proceeded to have what she called a good cry.
Jeremy patted her shoulder, promised he wouldn't marry a landlady's daughter, and told her that the Evans would think she was having a row with him.
Mrs Walker produced an extraordinary sound between a snort and a sob.
“Them!”
she said with awful contempt. Then she caught at Jeremy's arm with both hands. “And you mustn't think as I'm not
glad,
Master Jeremy, for I h
'am”
“I'm sure you are, Lizzie.”
“And your pie getting cold on the table, and me a-making a show of myself!” exclaimed Mrs Walker. She jerked herself up on to her feet, scrubbed her nose until it was an angry crimson, and propping herself against the door-post, enlivened Jeremy's meal with funerary reminiscences culled from her own family. She broke off an account of her father's obsequies to change his plate and bring him an apple turn-over, after which they seemed without any transition to have passed to the controversy between the rector and her Aunt Susanna as to the propriety of inscribing upon the tomb-stone of her Uncle Thomas (by marriage) the statement that he died beloved and regretted by all, it having been notorious for many years that the less said about the moral character of the said Uncle Thomas (by marriage) the better.
Jeremy was not really listening. It felt odd to think that old Cousin Emily was gone. It felt odd not to have a relation in the worldâodd, and a little chilly. It felt very odd indeed to have a house and a thousand a year.
“And she says to him, she says, âWhat my pore Thomas did isn't neither here nor there. H'everyone of us âas our faults,' she says, âand that's not to say as we expects to see them written on our tomb-stones,' she says.”
A house and a thousand a year. ⦠It felt most awfully odd. Then suddenly, like a flash of lightâRachel.
It meant that he could marry Rachel at once.
CHAPTER XXXII
IT WAS A LITTLE
after this that Colonel Garrett said “Hullo!” six times very rapidly into his table telephone. He was just going to say it a seventh time and in an even louder tone, when Mr Smith's leisurely, cultured voice came to him along the wire.
“My dear Garrett, what a noise! You have waked Ananias.”
“Hang Ananias!” said Garrett. “Look here, does that young man of yours write anonymous letters?”
“I should not think so. Butâerâmay I ask what young man you are referring to?”
“Wareâand you knew perfectly well.”
“Andâerâwhy should he write you an anonymous letter?”
“Don't know. I've had one. It struck me he might have written it.”
“Are you coming to see me about it?”
Garrett laughed his ugly barking laugh.
“No, I'm not. I'm going mare's-nesting.”
“On the strength of thisâerâletter?”
“Yes. I'm probably making a fool of myself. You don't know Ledlington, do you?”
“Erâno,” said Mr Smithâ“no.”
“The letter invited me to examine three entries in the registrar's office. Two births and a death. Do you know Farrow-in-the-Fold?”
“My dear Garrettâno.”
“Thirty miles from Ledlington. Local trains. I may get back to-morrow.”
“Howâerâcryptic,” said Mr Smith.
“I'm to look up a marriage in the parish register of Farrow-in-the-Fold. I suppose
you
wouldn't like to do it?”
“Erâno,” said Mr Smithâ“I don't think so.”
“It'll be quite easy. All dates supplied. You've only to get there. As a matter of fact I'm going to send one of my bright young men, but I shall go to Ledlington myself. Now the question is, if your young man didn't write me that nice chatty note about registers, who did? You're sure he didn't write it?”
“Oh quite,” said Mr Smith, and heard Garrett pitch the receiver on to its hook.
He turned to meet the beady gaze of Ananias, to whom the telephone was of never failing interest.
“Awk?” said Ananias in a gently inquiring tone.
Mr Smith scratched him behind the ear.
“Wait and see, Ananias,” he said.
An hour or two later Mimosa Vane was embracing Rosalind Denny. Embracing is perhaps too strong a word. Mimosa's gloved hand just touched Rosalind's shoulder, whilst her left cheek-bone approached Rosalind's cheek, and a wisp of her platinum hair tickled it.
“Darling!”
she said, and withdrew. “I've only rushed in for the least possible moment. Time is too elusiveâone can only
hover!
No, darling, nothing at all. This is one of my orange daysâjust the juice, you knowânot even a cocktail. Sibylla says alcohol is too shatteringly fat-making.”
She drifted to a chair and lit a cigarette. Rosalind thought she looked ghastly. She had a new face-powder of a greenish shade. Her large eyes were rimmed with mastic, and over her own pale mouth she had painted in two crooked orange lips. She wore a thin black dress under a fur coat, and a little shiny black hat with a scarlet quill. A bright chain made of rings of steel lay flat upon the bones of her chest.
Rosalind wondered why she had come. She said with a sudden impulse of pity,
“You do too much, Mimosa. Why don't you rest?”
Mimosa laughed her high, sweet laugh.
“Glycerine”
thought Rosalind. “That's what it reminds one of. Horribly sweet!” She checked the thought.
Mimosa was speaking.
“Rest? Darling, how too devastatingly boringâand fat-producing! Nobody rests unless they've definitely given up having a figure! No, darling, I just rushed in to say I do hope you went to see Asphodel. So marvellousâisn't she? You did go?”
Rosalind's feet were suddenly coldâher feet, and her hands.
She said, “Yes, I went,” and hoped that her voice was all right.
Mimosa fanned away the light cloud of smoke which hung between them.
“Darling, tell me! What did she say? Isn't she too wonderful?”
Rosalind's head lifted a little. A flavour of contempt came into her voice.
“Well, to be quite candid, Mimosa, I wasn't very much impressed.”
Just for an instant the pale blue eyes narrowed between their artificially darkened lids. Rosalind had a curious impression of something fixed, hostile. And then it was gone. Mimosa's glycerine voice was at its silliest and sweetest as she murmured,
“My
dear
âhow too disappointing! But you know, darling, if you won't be offended with me for saying so, one
has
to do one's part. She's so
ethereal,
and if you went there in a
material,
questioning spiritâ”
“I thought it was all a trick,” said Rosalind. Her light, cool tone was gone. The words came with an angry rush. Her eyes stung with hot sudden tears.
She got up and bent over the fire, putting on coal and hoping that Mimosa had not seen.
Mimosa got up too, fluttered to her, slid a bony arm about her.
“Darling! You are quite agitated! But why pretend to
me?
Sometimes when the veil liftsâdarling, I
know
âtoo shatteringâbut wouldn't it be a relief to tell me?”
Rosalind eluded the thin, hard arm. She managed a creditable laugh.
“Dear Mimosa, how amusing it must be to have an imagination like yours! I was only putting coal on the fire. And I don't think we'd better discuss Asphodel, because if you think she's wonderful, and I think she's a fraud, we're not likely to agree, and I hate quarrelling.”
Mimosa sighed.
“Just a little uncharitable, aren't you, darling? I do feel we should have kind thoughts about each other. Don't you? I always say if we were all kinder to one another, how much better the world would be. I said so to Vinnie Hambleton only this morning. You know, she's practically off her head about Emery Stevens. Her maid says she's taking drugs. My dearâheroin! She told my Louise. But of course you can't believe all these maids sayâcan you? And she looks
healthy
enough, but there's no smoke without some fireâis there? Perhaps it's cocaine, not heroin. Too, too hard to get nowadays, but if you've got enough money you can get anythingâand of course Vinnie's
rolling.
They say her grandfather made
millions
out of an invention which he stole from one of his employees. But I don't think one ought to repeat things like that. Do you? They say the poor man it was stolen from died in the workhouse. Vinnie's the dearest thing of course, but I always think her ankles rather give her awayâtoo, too self-made. Ankles must be
born,
don't you think? Darling, I must rush! I'm meeting Cruffies.”
Once outside the flat, Mrs Vane did not seem to be in any particular hurry to keep her appointment. As on a previous occasion, she went first to a public call-office. When she got through, she said at once in a voice a good deal harder and less saccharine than the one she used on social occasions,
“It
is
you? ⦠Give the word then. ⦠Oh well, you're always saying âBe careful, be careful!'âYes, I'm coming to the point, if you'll
let
me. ⦠Very well then, I've seen her. ⦠Yes, all stirred up. ⦠Oh,
definitely,
⦠Of
course
I'm sure. ⦠No, she's not going out to-night. I should ring up then. Evenings at home always give
me
the moaning blues. I don't suppose she's any different. Well, that's all. I'd like that cheque.” She rang off, touched her face to an even sicklier shade of green, added a slight upward curl to the orange lips, and went upon her way.