Tug of War (3 page)

‘Good. Good. Well, I see I’m not sending you out of your way then. Not at all. You’ll be passing through Reims. Centre of the once glorious champagne trade. All I’m
asking you to do is break your journey at this address instead of staying at a hotel. Here you are.’

He passed over the desk two small white cards. Joe looked first at the visiting card and read in curlicued, florid French lettering:
Charles-Auguste Houdart, Château de Houdart, Reims,
Champagne.
The second card was a merchant’s copy of a wine label. A spare architectural sketch of a small château nestling between beech trees showed ordered lines of vines marching
up a slope behind and disappearing into the distance. Across the top was printed the name of the champagne house, which appeared to be
Houdart Veuve, Fils et Cie.

‘Your wine merchant, sir?’

‘Yes, that, but also my friend. Charles-Auguste. Splendid fellow. You’ll like him.’

‘And is your friend Charles-Auguste the son of this house?’ Joe asked, intrigued despite his unwillingness to show the least co-operation with this scheme to divert him from his
plans.

‘No, he isn’t. I suppose you could say he’s billed as
Cie – la Compagnie.
He runs it after all. On behalf of the aforementioned Widow and Son. Ever heard of this
brand, Sandilands? No. Can’t say I’m surprised. It’s a very small house . . . not one of the
grandes marques
like, oh, Moët et Chandon, Ayala, Bollinger, Veuve
Clicquot. But to a connoisseur the name Houdart speaks volumes. Interesting history. Especially recent history. You’ll remember the two battles of the Marne damn nearly scoured this country
out of existence? Some of the larger estates are only just beginning to get back to pre-war production levels but this little château managed to survive practically unscathed. And all in
spite of losing the owner and moving force of the enterprise to the war. Clovis. His name was Clovis. He rode off to war, disappeared and was posted “missing, presumed dead” in 1917. He
left a widow and a seven-year-old son behind. But quite a widow as it turned out! Gallant, in the tradition of Champagne widows. Nothing loath, she rolled up her sleeves, kicked off her sandals and
trod the grapes, so to speak, alongside whoever she could get hold of to work the estate. And it paid off, it would seem. Nothing prospered, of course, in that dreadful four years but it survived.
And now it’s prospering like anything!’

‘I’ve identified the Veuve, and the Fils – her son – must be about sixteen now? But where does your friend, who I see bears the family name, come into this?’
Joe’s interest was polite and professional but no more than that.

‘Charles-Auguste. He’s a cousin of the chap who disappeared on the battlefield. When it was clear that Clovis had been lost he came up from Provence where he had a small winery
himself and took the reins from the doubtless weary hands of the widow. With huge success. But you shall judge for yourself! Thank you, Miss Thwaite!’ he shouted cheerily to his secretary who
entered bearing a tray set with champagne glasses and a bottle in a silver ice bucket.

Joe’s mouth tightened. All this careful stage-setting boded ill for him. He scowled critically at the wine he was offered and listened to Redmayne’s hearty toast: ‘To the
Widow!’

‘To all widows,’ Joe murmured in response. ‘God bless them.’

He sipped the wine and sipped again with pleasure. It was as good a champagne as he had ever tasted and he said as much. Redmayne appeared pleased. ‘This is the 1921 vintage,’ he
said. ‘Only just been released. Reports are that last year’s will be even better. While you’re down there, Sandilands, I want you to be sure to register an order for a certain
quantity to be shipped to me when the moment comes. Charles-Auguste will advise you. Very much to my taste. The bouquet is excellent – don’t you think so? People are so intrigued by the
bubbles they often forget to appreciate it, you know. And the degree of dryness is spot on. They get it right. What do you make of the colour?’

Well, if this was the game, Joe could hold his end up. Hiding a smile, he raised his glass to the light and squinted at it. ‘Rather deeper than one is accustomed to – a brilliant
intense gold.’ He swirled the wine gently, put his nose to the glass and sniffed briefly ‘And a bouquet to match. Spices, would you say? Vanilla certainly but . . . cardamom? Yes, a
whisper of cardamom . . . and fruit . . . Something here from my childhood . . . got it – quinces! Quinces cooking with apples under a buttery pastry crust.’

Redmayne stared and blinked and Joe wondered if he’d overdone it but the only response was a dry: ‘Indeed? Mmm . . . And
I
detect a touch of Proust, I think.’

They drank companionably together, Redmayne talking knowledgeably of blending, first and second pressings,
remuage, dégorgement
, while Joe waited for the blow to fall.

‘More wine, Sandilands?’

‘Thank you. Would
this
be a good moment, sir,’ he said genially, ‘to tell me why you’ve summoned me here? My detective skills lead me to suppose you wouldn’t
have called in a Scotland Yard Commander to hand him a shopping list for champagne. I’m wondering what service, exactly, Monsieur Houdart would be expecting me to perform – were I to
accept this chalice which I suspect will turn out to be heavily laced with some poison or other?’

Joe held out his glass.

Redmayne smiled as he poured. ‘As a matter of fact there
is
something you could do for him. Just a small favour. Army involvement, of course. French, possibly British. This thing
landed on my desk, diverted from the Department of the Adjutant General, the Directorate of Prisoners of War and Personal Services – if you can believe! – but mainly it’s the
French police you would be helping. The request for assistance came, in fact, from them. From the very top. Oh, yes. Police Judiciaire involved . . . and rather puzzled to be involved, I gather. At
all events, they handed it swiftly to Interpol and you’ll be only too aware, after that last lot, that we owe
them
a considerable favour.
Your mob
owe them a considerable
favour. The least we could do, I thought, when they approached me, was to send someone along to liaise with them. Interesting case. You’ll be intrigued.’

Not quite at ease with his presentation, Redmayne got up and strode to the window, hands behind his back. He pushed up a pane, the better to catch the bugle call coming up from Horseguards
below, and looked out with satisfaction over to the crowding green canopy of trees in St James’s Park.

He cleared his throat. ‘Of course, it’s the press involvement that stirred the whole thing up. And now the country’s in a frenzy. Nothing like a mysterious death and a grieving
widow to get the Froggies going! The whole population dashes out in its slippers every morning to buy a paper and read the latest instalment of the drama. Haven’t seen anything like it since
the death of Little Nell hit the news-stands.’

Joe had, as a child, ridden without permission a horse which, he had very quickly realized, was out of his control and heading for the hills. The same sick feeling was growing as Redmayne
talked.

‘Sir! A moment!’ He attempted a tug on the reins. ‘Police? Interpol? Mysterious death? This doesn’t sound like a matter I can attend to between sips of champagne and
polite conversation. Whilst flighting south for the summer. There’s an officer in my department, ex-guardsman – Ralph Cottingham. I know he would be delighted to get away for a week or
two.’

Joe had overstepped the mark.

‘Thank you for the suggestion, Commander,’ came the curt reply. Redmayne turned and glowered. ‘Cottingham’s name came up, of course. I always choose the best man for the
job and in this case, with your wartime experience in Military Intelligence and your knowledge of the language, you are he.’

His words had a finality which depressed Joe but then the Brigadier unbent and gave a tight smile. ‘And I don’t forget that you were right there – on the spot as it were.
Caught up in the battle of the Marne, weren’t you? Your local knowledge may come in handy. And, better yet – travelling under no one’s auspices but your own, your section will
avoid any belly-aching from accounts in the matter of extra departmental expense. We’re all accountable these days to pen-pushing pipsqueaks of one sort or another. It irritates me to have to
take these petty restrictions into consideration and I expect it’s much the same with you but – this way neither Nevil nor I will be expected to foot the bill. Some might consider the
offer of a weekend’s hospitality at a château a more than adequate quid pro quo.’

‘And so it would be, sir, if I were free to accept it.’ Joe’s voice had an edge of desperation. ‘But, you see, there’s a . . . an . . . impediment. For the outward
leg of my journey, at least, I am not a free agent.’

The Brigadier returned to his desk and poked again at the file. ‘Something you haven’t declared?’

‘Not something, sir. Someone. I shall not be alone. For the journey down to Antibes I shall be travelling with a female companion.’

Chapter Three

A questioning flick of Redmayne’s eye towards the file betrayed, to Joe’s satisfaction, that the official records evidently did not contain full coverage of his
private life.

‘A lady, you say?’

‘I think I said
female
, sir. Not sure the word
lady
would be appropriate.’

Redmayne was, for a moment, disconcerted. But only for a moment. His expression adjusted itself into one conveying comprehension and collusion. ‘Look here – is the presence of this,
er, companion absolutely essential to the success of your vacation, I wonder, Sandilands? You refer to her as an impediment. Quite understand your position. Most chaps would be only too glad to use
the opportunity of an emergency posting abroad to get off by themselves. I’ll be pleased to put it in writing . . . tiddle it up and make it look official if that would smooth a few feathers
. . . ease your path. I’m sure I don’t need to remind you that female companionship – if that’s what you’re after – is available and of a superior style in
France.’

Redmayne sat back, pleased with his solution. He exchanged an old soldier’s knowing smile with the handsome young man sitting opposite. He didn’t think he’d assumed too much.
As well as the details he’d picked out from Sandilands’ file he had had a full report from Sir Nevil and, indeed, had even met the man in a social context on one or two occasions. You
never quite knew where you were with a Scotsman but first impressions had been most favourable. Undeniably a gentleman, impeccable war record. He was, to date, unattached and that suited his
department. With no wifely or domestic concerns, he had always shown himself ready to move at a second’s notice from his bachelor apartment in Chelsea without demur, travel any distance and
take on any task, Nevil had assured him. But this was a state which could not, realistically, be expected to last. The Brigadier sighed. This promising chap would soon, inevitably, announce his
decision to settle down in some green suburb with wife, children and labrador. Redmayne dismissed this gloomy picture. With a bit of luck he might just turn out to be that useful thing – the
eternal bachelor. Still in his early thirties, fit, active and charming company. Thick head of black hair, neatly barbered. Quiet grey eyes. Pity about the face. The war wound. Still, there were
those, mainly women – and Lady Redmayne one of them – who maintained that the crooked brow was most intriguing and gave a certain mystery to the otherwise clear-cut features.

Sandilands was speaking again in his low voice which still retained a slight Scottish huskiness. Another of the man’s attractions apparently. But, on this occasion, he was intrigued to
hear an unaccustomed note of hesitation.

‘Quite agree, sir, and I only wish it were so easy but the scenario is quite a different one. You see, the female in question is a child. My niece. At least, my honorary niece. Little
Dorcas Joliffe, the daughter of Orlando, the painter whose sister –’

‘The Wren at the Ritz! That Joliffe? Beatrice Joliffe? Done to death three months ago . . . Yes, of course I know about that disgraceful affair. Good Lord! Are you saying you’re
still in contact with that rackety family? Believe me, Sandilands, you owe them no consideration. Your professional attentions ought properly to have ceased at the closing of the case. Surely Nevil
. . .?’

‘Orlando is an entertaining and talented fellow and, yes, I’m proud to count him my friend. His children, who, as you know, are motherless and live like gypsies, have been taken
under the wing of my sister Lydia who lives quite near to them in Surrey. The oldest girl, the impediment referred to earlier, this Dorcas, is, oh . . . fourteen? (Not sure she knows herself.)
She’s become particularly attached to my sister’s family and seems to be living with them in the capacity of third daughter. Waifs and strays have always gravitated towards my sister
and she’s made something of a project of young Dorcas. Clever little thing. Most unusual. It was
her
observation and insight that led to the uncovering of her aunt’s
murderer.’

‘What extraordinary company you keep, man!’ said Redmayne. ‘And what’s all this nonsense about “waifs and strays”? Hardly a description of the Joliffe
children, I’d have thought? Pots of family money in the background. Good home in leafy Surrey. Yes? Death and treachery swirling all around, as all admit, but a respectable grandmother to
keep the lid on. I understand she has wisely done her best to minimize the impact of her daughter’s scandalous behaviour and sudden death. And it suits us to support her in this. Beatrice
Joliffe died in the course of a robbery . . . we must all hang on to that. The old lady, at least, seems to have got the picture. Should be enough to protect those children from the public
opprobrium which might otherwise have come their way.’

‘Deprivation can take many forms, sir, and these children have been rejected by their grandmother – on whom they are materially dependent – on account of their illegitimacy.
Rejected with inexcusable and unnecessary cruelty, some might say. Their father, fond though I have become of him, is feckless – not uncaring but inadequate . . . say rather, perpetually
distracted. When his model and current mistress, herself heavily pregnant, set fire to his caravan (and Orlando inside it at the time, under the influence of something or other) the eldest child,
Dorcas, suffered burns whilst helping to rescue her father. Sister Lydia leapt in, scooped up the whole brood and took them home with her to introduce them to the civilized life.’